to the detox...

... I have to go.

Because I feel unhealthy from eating too much.

Because I have gained access weight from being off exercise.

Because I haven't gone back to cardio workouts.

Because I cannot find a punching bag.

Because I've been putting it off for far too long.

Because I feel like a sloth.

Because Summer is near and i need to look good for bikini season.

Because law ball is coming uup and I need to look good in my dress.

etc, but hell, you know the drill.

I've also got to go to the gym for a healthy dose of cardio.

Aishah Boleh!
Now keep saying that.

Food For Thought:
How is there such a thing as ORGANIC EGG?
What's an INORGANIC EGG? one from a cow?
Hell, even cows are organic.
There again lies an example of how health freaks want to subject us to their intelligence.
They need to read more.

Food For Thought Numero Dos:
How is it that you can be so occationally Lah-di-dah about some of your guy friends?
It's either you feel like smiting them for having another girl hit on them
or laughing cos they're hitting on a girl and you know she's too good for them.

Tangent:
Satu petang last Saturday,
while out for lunch with Mo at Penang Cafe,
I spied with my asian eyes two good looking matsallehs.
The fates loved me at that moment cos the waiter sat us at the table right next to them.
Well, to be honest: One good looking, yummy, epitome of hotness (exaggeration) and the other (from the mouth of Mo) macam matsalleh kampong.
So I sat there talking macam tengah syok gila trying so hard to ignore them and not look at them.
Ingat, they (more specifically, he) was about 10 cm away from me.
Reliable Source said - oh, har-di-har - he was checkin me out.
*gelak macam setan on steroids*
Mo said
"Maybe it's cos you have curves,"
And I said
"Hell yea! most malaysians are straighter than a surfboard!" (←fact)
Then I took it back cos maybe the viscinity took offence to that self ass-kembang phrase.
Ordered Mi Kari
Which is devine but I digress.
They left after paying their bill and I thought that that was the end of that.
So back to feature presentation of saying things like
"The only reason why God made sex enjoyable was so that we'd breed,"
I had a cencorship meeting with my brain after that.
Suddenly,
Hotstuff returns and jenguk into the kedai.
Caught his eye but buat like donnolah.
As is the standard Malaysian modus operandi.
After halfway through my bowl of Mi Kari and after saying to Mo
"I bet they'll patah balik,"
They did patah balik and repeated what they did the first time.
Oh, I forgot to mention that before they left,
They jenguk-ed in and then walked off.
I was in guffaw.
But at the risk of syok sendiri ke tahap maksima,
I resisted the urge to yell
"Hey!!! Where you from SEXY?!"
So there.
I'm happy because the dude checked me out berlebih-lebih.
I'm not happy cos I was chicken shit at saying hello in my native tongue.

Parting note: Babishithole!!!