Saturday, March 31, 2007

the ball pt1

Law Ball was AWESOME!!!

Everyone was dressed to the nines,
Miss Jaspal and Mr. Kitson sang,
The girls from the law faculty rocked the fasion show (especially Charlaine!),
Kishaw's Borange and Kirsty's Funky socks wowed us with their professionalism,
The performances were top notch,
The ballroom was filled up,
Nobody got pissed drunk,
Pictures of the beautiful people were taken,
Venon's birthday was announced (remind me to buy cake tomorrow),
Dancefloor was full of happy people,
J.W. Marriot was to die for.

only sucky bit was the food. *smirks*

Pictures coming soon.

Edit:
After dinner...
Ilyas: : No I dont want anymore wedges....
Ayah:What? You want a wedgie???

Thursday, March 29, 2007

i feel like baking

I have the recipe for creme brulee but soddit cos i dont have a butane flame thingy to melt the gula at the top... babage...

Plus...
I feel like making more marangues.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

grabs megaphone

HELLOOOOO~!!!

All you people who read my blog but never say a word..
(I know you're there Dhina.)

KNOW THAT I STILL LOVE YOU!!!
but it'd be nice if you said hi you know...

Gotta get back to studying... Crim test tomorrow... shiteness to the babage.

Friday, March 23, 2007

messages

*shock and horror*
*mostly just shock*
*questionable horror*
*shock*
*laughs*

That's what usually happens when someone tells me they have specific interest in me.

I know, I know. It's completely uncalled for and may be embarassing to the other party but I can't stop an impromptu reaction you know.

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So what will my initerary be for the next month or so?

Study.
Massive slogging.
And more studying...

Me going to UK leans on my grades. Give me A's fothermuckers!

Thursday, March 22, 2007

itemised

One.
Michelle's friendster page made me click a really funny vid from Electric Six called I Wanna Take You To A GayBar...
Jap yea, lemme go stick it here.



This is the Bush and Blair version btw. Not what's stuck on Mich's profile...

Neenerts,
I know its damn jauh gila babage... what to do...

Oh and some really chunness kitty pictures listinging to lagu. hahahahaha








Tuesday, March 20, 2007

grinch


I found the Grinch that stole Christmas!
He was sleeping near my clothes bucket!

"Whaaaaaaaat?"

Monday, March 19, 2007

oh my god finals

FINALS ARE IN LESS THAN 50 DAYS!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Must study!

On a lighter and most joyous note...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL!
Mucho love and hugs and shit from this girl right here!!!
(and remember, my brithday's coming up very soon)

edit:
Here's a really chun website if your feeling down, depressed, moody, broody, not good enough, retarded, second best or generally not yourself...

http://"insert.your.name.here".youaremighty.com
so copy and paste and ejoy the vastness of YOU!

Saturday, March 17, 2007

its st patricks day


Happy St. Patrick's Day Sweethearts!!!




See the hat?
I want it.
I don't just want it... I WANT it.
Capische?

No... Contrary to popular belief (that if you're friends with Shar, you ingest more alcohol than a fish does water), I'm not a heavy drinker.
Infacto, I don't even drinko that mucho.
(I'm serious Michael)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK SAYANG!!!!
You know I love you to the tahap maxima.
You'll forever be one of my better diaper buddies.

And in the natural and progressive order of things a'la St. Pat's Day...

CHEERSSSSSS!!!!

It's 3 am and I need to sleep.
Don't drink too heavy tonight.
We'd not want to catch you being being plastered on a vent now do we?

-sha-di-haha-

Thursday, March 15, 2007

constraint


I drew a picture of a child
his hands on a noose around his neck.
Is he is putting it on or taking it off.
The dark shade covers his emotions
neither a grin nor a frown.

He says that sometimes he feels
He's is too strong for the world at large.
Is it too late to take the noose
and put it around those who deserve it.

Here's where I come in...
The noose is my glass.
half full or half empty.

Your ideas, your speculation,
infallible.

When are you really free,
Of constraints
Of emotion
Of obligation
Of need
Of want?

Never.

Monsters run rampage in my head.
They kick down old hatred and blow towards new ones
Feeding the eternal envy, the eternal indifference
The primary human emotion
.
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There. A something I wrote after doodling on a piece of paper. I'm still wondering how to approach The Leviathan. How will i paint the bad ass motherfucker?

Sidenote:
Moot postponed to next week. Will check with Ms. Viji as to the exact date. I do hope that Nadia's abuela is okay.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

this is too pathetic

I posted a comment on youtube with regards to a particular video. It's rediculous.


_________________________
I am Malay and this is my retort.

I am severely appalled by my own kind. Your misconduct is unbecoming. It's NO WONDER MALAYS NEED SO MUCH HELP FROM THE GOVERNMENT.

It's this kind of behavior that makes me wonder if I should really embrace the fact that I am Malay. The boys in the video only show that majority of the Malay society are scared but they cannot do anything to better themselves and resort to bulling others. This is sad.

The only reason, I REPEAT. THE ONLY BLEEDING REASON WE, AS A COMMUNITY, HAVE GONE THUS FAR is because the Chinese ARE NOT LAZY. I applaud them for upholding decorum. I applaud them for taking it. I applaud them for striving for self betterment.

I take time to pick on ct3395…
WHO ARE YOU TO CONDEMN THEM? YOU ARE GOING TO HELL FOR THAT. DID YOU KNOW THAT COS IM SURE AS FCKIN HELL YOU DIDN’T! You preach about being Muslim, being holy, being all that is good. IS IT ONLY BECAUSE YOU PRAY 5 TIMES A DAY AND READ THE QURAN? No. What happened to being just and kind, humble and accepting? I don’t see any of these traits in you. I do believe you need a rain check on your brain because it’s not working you uneducated fascist.

I’m not going to argue the fact that, as Malaysians, we must be able to accept other cultures, races and religion because it’s been spoken for and I fully agree.

I am now a very pissed off Malay. It’s no wonder I have more non Malay friends. Oh, that and I DON’T THINK LIKE A FACSIST PIG!

You pathetic sons of bitches.
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first time I commented on a video... Tought tits...
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Add on: Lyricicsms

small sections of songs from some bands that I find interesting...

I'll stay in time and watch you pass by
and ill draw this line
and hope you'll take my side
you shouldn't have to fight alone
its nobody's battle but your own
-Alexisonfire-

Forget the time I said I would,
Replace that with I never will,
Beyond the facts held in your face,
Ignore the facts beyond your nose,
Saying it's too late,
What a man's got he'll learn to hate.
Grow up
-Chevelle-

You took me home
I drank too much
'Cause of you my liver turned to dust
Cold rust taste
A cruel creeping cold pain
Do you understand what I mean?
When you feel your soul drop to the floor
Like a hole
Like an open bleeding sore
Then you'll have bled like I bled
And you'll have wept as I've wept
-Atreyu-

I'm singing and prerparing for tomorrows moot at the same time. Can you say 'No focus'?

Monday, March 12, 2007

the smiley pick

Wheee~!

A pick! A pick! With a smiley on it! (scribbled on by Wes Borland)







Lepas tu...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BABI SHIT!! MOOTING ON THURSDAY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
*breathes in*
... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

kayu sial...

Oh, and not forgetting Ezzy's rasta flower...


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Edit:

Feck...
Sponsorship is screwing me sidewayss up a tree, feck.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

alter-egosan

Presenting my alter ego!
She is constantly emo, stupid and incorrigible.
Sounds like my sister...
She is *drum roll* Nonameface! (pronounced Cindy... ahahaha!!!)

On a different wavelength:
Waiters, and I mean ALL OF THEM, must be taught the proper way to make a coke float. Tak sah if tak learn.
You take a COLD can of coke, pour it into a big beer mug and drop a HUGE dallop of vanilla icecream inside and watch it froth. Don't add ice. NEVER add ice. Need I repeat myself?
I swear if I get another waiter looking like a his brain just did a salsa on his scrotum sacks...

Tangent:
Went to eat at Pampas. Not bad. Food to price ratio... not so good since its still very finediningish.
Also, I tak dapat watch Big Zak cos its upstairs and you know how I'm like with stairs plus all my kakis ditched me...

Feature Presentation:
I need to write up my mooting speech for Thursday. Damn.

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Add on: Too Cute

Sara just passed me the cutest song in the world.



Hyes. In it he utters the name 'Freddie'... tau dah.

The girl comel siot.

btw, It's almost one in the am. Soooooooo... I'm going to have my much needed sleep.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

a-post-a yelling

This one supoosed to be for tomorrow but I'm in such a scritchy mood today that I had to let my fingers walk all over the keyboard.

Tangent:
Looking at the keyboard, I observed the word 'hibernate' in clear blue letters. In this day and age, that sounds highly appealing.

Poetic in body and soul, in mind and vocal epathy. That's how my brain works today. Nothing in the way of physical exertion. Yea, yea... sloth.
I get it now.

The plight of human existance decrepit by the abstract colours flushed into nothingness. Bewilderment overcomes the common man. He wants everything. His needs so far dampened by the flames of anticulture. Anulled by inconsistant corporate herecy.

Blood falling like rain splatter across the sandy tiles. The dark black veins throb and the great parasites feed on the fallen souls of man. Greed governs people while they lay back in the shade of palm trees observing the sun disappear past the horizon.

Holes punched in the ways of comraderie as all friendships crumble into a mountain of dust and foul chi. The sorrow of each his own being sucked into the abyss of the haunting world. Man falls down and kisses his lords' shiney black shoes before being hanged by his own umbilical chord.

The apple falling far from the tree tossed so jovially by mechanical squirrels. No say for any but one word uttered in silence. Grief being the penultimate feeling and then guilt for all that had not been said or done.

He watches us with his ever omnipotent being. His breath falling like mists upon the lives of weary individuals. Pain wraught senses being numbed by a false sense of security. That is the end of what we all have come to know as the intelligent bipedal primates.
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Add on post:

r the Things I have to do:

- Nag Shariz about giving me the report on AirAsia, Digi and Ali Maju
- Go to the gym (debatable)
- Fill up my water bottle
- Go to the gym (bah.)
- Sms Aunt. Elin
- Tab and highlight the bundles of authority.
- Pass bundle to Nadia
- Start apple fast (tomorrow!)
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Tangent:
I realise i like the mike shinoda goatee. It's sexy!
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Edit:
Mo passed me a link to Dina Zaman's blog and it is MOST ENJOYABLE!!!
http://www.dina-zaman.blogspot.com/
serious arse!
http://sajakkini.blogsome.com/2005/02/16/the-wisdom-of-taxi-drivers/#more-51
this is her article abouot being malay and being a muslim.
Read it.

Edit:
Friends.
If you would permit me to ask you a simple question,
What do you see me as in the future and tell the truth.
I am afraid of being nothing, amounting to nothing, committing to nothing, achieving nothing.
So much so that it is now my greatest fear.
Afraid.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

bodoh sial...

I did the dumbest thing anyone could ever think of...
But it's okay cos my brain was damaged and my level of intellegence dropped below zero so it's cool!

Honest to God it never occured to me it was a dating website. Babishitass.

Good thing though... I did find 2 good looking guys from Italy.

*at 5:55 pm couldn't get the photos from photobucket cos the site is down for maintanence.
lubangshitbabi.*
*patiently waits*
*gets irritated and looks for food*
*sidetracked by Mabel's friend test*
*got 50%... not baaaad...*
*made another test*
*is hungry*
*finally could access photobucket at 6:47 pm*


Here's dude 1.
The dude on the left. Not particularly interested in the one on the right.
Macam stoner.
Both of them has pretty eyes... *smirks*
We'll call the lefter 'Brandon Boyd Like'


Dude 2.
I just suka la.
No particular reason why.
Mesti kerja stoner also.
We'll call him 'Chill-man'

There must be something defective about these ppl.
They should already have clingy girlfriends.

Monday, March 05, 2007

to the detox...

... I have to go.

Because I feel unhealthy from eating too much.

Because I have gained access weight from being off exercise.

Because I haven't gone back to cardio workouts.

Because I cannot find a punching bag.

Because I've been putting it off for far too long.

Because I feel like a sloth.

Because Summer is near and i need to look good for bikini season.

Because law ball is coming uup and I need to look good in my dress.

etc, but hell, you know the drill.

I've also got to go to the gym for a healthy dose of cardio.

Aishah Boleh!
Now keep saying that.


Food For Thought:
How is there such a thing as ORGANIC EGG?
What's an INORGANIC EGG? one from a cow?
Hell, even cows are organic.
There again lies an example of how health freaks want to subject us to their intelligence.
They need to read more.

Food For Thought Numero Dos:
How is it that you can be so occationally Lah-di-dah about some of your guy friends?
It's either you feel like smiting them for having another girl hit on them
or laughing cos they're hitting on a girl and you know she's too good for them.

Tangent:
Satu petang last Saturday,
while out for lunch with Mo at Penang Cafe,
I spied with my asian eyes two good looking matsallehs.
The fates loved me at that moment cos the waiter sat us at the table right next to them.
Well, to be honest: One good looking, yummy, epitome of hotness (exaggeration) and the other (from the mouth of Mo) macam matsalleh kampong.
So I sat there talking macam tengah syok gila trying so hard to ignore them and not look at them.
Ingat, they (more specifically, he) was about 10 cm away from me.
Reliable Source said - oh, har-di-har - he was checkin me out.
*gelak macam setan on steroids*
Mo said
"Maybe it's cos you have curves,"
And I said
"Hell yea! most malaysians are straighter than a surfboard!" (←fact)
Then I took it back cos maybe the viscinity took offence to that self ass-kembang phrase.
Ordered Mi Kari
Which is devine but I digress.
They left after paying their bill and I thought that that was the end of that.
So back to feature presentation of saying things like
"The only reason why God made sex enjoyable was so that we'd breed,"
I had a cencorship meeting with my brain after that.
Suddenly,
Hotstuff returns and jenguk into the kedai.
Caught his eye but buat like donnolah.
As is the standard Malaysian modus operandi.
After halfway through my bowl of Mi Kari and after saying to Mo
"I bet they'll patah balik,"
They did patah balik and repeated what they did the first time.
Oh, I forgot to mention that before they left,
They jenguk-ed in and then walked off.
I was in guffaw.
But at the risk of syok sendiri ke tahap maksima,
I resisted the urge to yell
"Hey!!! Where you from SEXY?!"
So there.
I'm happy because the dude checked me out berlebih-lebih.
I'm not happy cos I was chicken shit at saying hello in my native tongue.

Parting note: Babishithole!!!

Friday, March 02, 2007

buat baju

I just went to get my ball gown made.
The simple reason as to why I cannot just go to Sungei Wang to get a dress is because, unlike my less endowed fellows, I happen to have alot of curves.
The tailor told me that usually people need 4 places to measure, I have 6 and as if that wasnt enough, she said it's really hard to find baju that can fit kerenggas... ha-ha very funny.
I know la my butt:waiste:chest ratio isn't that nice okay.
Funny sial... 43:32:36... hebat or what?

Thursday, March 01, 2007

why goddamnit!!

Ozzfest is touring the states beginning July 7th and is doing so for FREE!

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne dubbed the new show Ozzfest FREEFEST.
Claimed so because Ozzfest was originally created to showcase up and coming raw unadulterated talent. They aim to go back to the beginning.
Sharon also stated during a private press conference that most ozzfesters obviously do not have money to by hundred dollar tickets as most are students.

"It's different from a Barbara Streisand concert," she said. "Most of the people that go there are from the older generation so they can afford to buy 100o dollar tickets,"

It's good. Problem is: I'm not gonna be there!