spazzing

if you suck and dont care for it play guitar!
If your teh tarik terjatuh play guitar!
If your nail just broke tadi,
and there is just nobody,
to lend you a nail clipper, go play guitar.

If your rambut terpesong you play guitar!
If you tidur tak betul you play guitar!
If knife fell to the floor
and your fork, hey where'd it go,
If you cant eat all your lunch go play guitar!

But if you gotta do assignments do it now,
And if you really got to pee, don't tell me how.
I'd rather not have you soil yourself
or fail the whole semester
so unless you've got nothing, go play guitar.

Ta-daaaaaa~! *add in ta-da sound snippet*

I sit eating McDonalds. and i realised that you could turn the "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands song" into something really retarded. Enjoy!

P/S: had nego assessment today. I swear to god... if i get an opposing council like that in real life... there will be hell to pay. TOTALLY IRRELEVANT POINT ARGUED LIKE ITS THE MAIN POINT OF INTEREST. LIKE, HELLOOOOOO?! Babi shit, man. At leaast we succeeded in making the lecturer laugh abit.