a parting word

It sucks when bad things happen to the best of people.

Condolences to Sid.
I know it's never gonna be okay, but you'll pull through.
You'll pull through and become the greatest.

Love,
Sha.

oh yay

Just watched Pan's Labyrinth WITH SUBTITLES.
*laughs like gila*
Finally faham apa dia cakap.
Dulu macam sial je...

2 more movies to watch:
Ant Bully
Chidren of Men

I remind you:
http://lah.talkthis.com
The Law at HELP forum!
Meet all the beautiful HELP-ites there!!!

tangent: sounds like a date ad. ahahahhaahah!!!
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Add on: Vacay

"Already?" you ask.
"Hell yea! Even if we haven't got through finals, you still have to plan for a good susmmer!!!" I answered, voice full of joy.

The Plan:

Penang - The food, the beach, the people and the proximity to the border for shopping
Shopping across the border - You know lah.

The People:

Everyone who wants to go is invited, ESPECIALLY...
Michelle
Neens
Jess
Roobs
Jack
May Lee
Min Chiee
Teshie
Ki Beum
Boshra

The Ride:

ROAD TRIPPPPP!!!!

Must Brings:

Guitar
Bags of chips
People with car

Budget:

RM500
+ Petrol Pitch in
+ Shopping expenses

... to be continued...

i am...

... pissed off with the stupid forum thing...

gila babi sial!

*fumes off*

waiting for muffins...

... is a long and arduous task. I have to pace around, look for other things to do and stuff. It's very diffictult when you're hungry.

So I'll sit in front of the comp and fill out a little survey.
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1) What is your full name?
Puteri Aishah Norshimah Roose. No binti. So don't be a smartass and add one.

2) Where in the world would you most like to travel right now?
Around Europe mostly and to random white sandy beaches. You know, cos I love the beach. Hoping and planning for my divers' license in the summer. I want my divers license but I digress.

3) If you had one wish, what would it be?
To be very, very, disgustingly, kick-me-in-the-shins rich.

4) What book are you reading at the moment?
None for pleasure cos I have to focus on my studies... One thing you'll hate doing upon entering Law School is read. Hate it so much your hair starts to fall out and blood bleeds out of your ears if you even think about it.

5) What is your favourite food?
Everything edible and halal.... I have to stop living to eat. It's taking a heavy toll on my ass...

6) What were you doing 10 minutes ago?
Watching Jeff Dunham talking to a puppet (or 4) in front of an audience. He is good stuff... you have to sit and watch. You'll laugh til you get sixpax. Well, not really. But you know what I mean!

7) What were you doing 1 hour ago?
uhhh... getting my sister to go buy muffins.

8) Do you have a job?
uhhh... I'm a student. That's my job. Oh, and harassing the siblings.

9) If so, doing what?
Studento!
But really, I'd like to take over EMI/BMG/SONY and kill bad singers.

10) If you won 1 million dollars, what would you do with it?
Open up a mamak stall.
OR
Travel Europe, Go diving in the best places, Donate to the foundations that need it (Cancer, AIDS, the Human Genome Project, Cure for SMA), get guitar lessons. I'll save the leftover, if any.
OR
Be so typical and pretend to want to save all of it. As if.

11) What SHOULD you be doing right now?
Playiiing in the rainiiiing!

12) What annoys you most?
Mostly it's walking alot and climbing up stairs but only because I prefer to stay rooted with a coffee in my hand talking loudly.
If you mean people, it's gotta be flakes. No, not like cocopuff flakes, people who say they're gonna come but don't tell you they really can't make it. Now that really pisses me off.

13) What is your lucky number?
My lucky number is A!
That reminds me of Sesame Street: The show was brought to you by the letter ADD and the numbers 7.

14) What did you do today?
I had a bunch of people over. The girls ditched me so I was stuck with a bunch of guys...
Testosterone makes guys so jakun:
-Hey, is that fish dead? Let's poke it. AMAGAD! It's aliiiiiive!
-Hey, look! Lets play with the pitching wedge hitting sad pedestrians and those two rempits sitting at the lake!
-Water hose!!!!
But on the plus side, at least they don't talk alot of shit about me...

15) What are your pets' names?
Blankuti. Cos we lack imagination. It pretty much travelled from Socks to Blang-Blang to ball-licking-idiot to stupid cat to animal to...

16) Why are you posting this blog?
Because I ran out of things to do.
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Okay so i stopped the survey in the middle to go do something else and finished it after the guys left me for DOTA. What in the name of all that is holy made the creators of DOTA think up of DOTA. They must have been on drugs.

cabron de amigos

There are friends and then there are FRIENDS.

spazzing

if you suck and dont care for it play guitar!
If your teh tarik terjatuh play guitar!
If your nail just broke tadi,
and there is just nobody,
to lend you a nail clipper, go play guitar.

If your rambut terpesong you play guitar!
If you tidur tak betul you play guitar!
If knife fell to the floor
and your fork, hey where'd it go,
If you cant eat all your lunch go play guitar!

But if you gotta do assignments do it now,
And if you really got to pee, don't tell me how.
I'd rather not have you soil yourself
or fail the whole semester
so unless you've got nothing, go play guitar.

Ta-daaaaaa~! *add in ta-da sound snippet*

I sit eating McDonalds. and i realised that you could turn the "if you're happy and you know it clap your hands song" into something really retarded. Enjoy!

P/S: had nego assessment today. I swear to god... if i get an opposing council like that in real life... there will be hell to pay. TOTALLY IRRELEVANT POINT ARGUED LIKE ITS THE MAIN POINT OF INTEREST. LIKE, HELLOOOOOO?! Babi shit, man. At leaast we succeeded in making the lecturer laugh abit.

funkydory dumdums

Okay, had a little get together with ye ol inaians. Yes. Them girlies i havent seen since (between) grade 3 (to grade 6). It's so amazing to see how everyone had changed, hadn't changed or just became too different to comprehend.

Plus, I have discovered that The Curve has a weekend Bazaar. Me likey swimwear for sale...

Tangent: My cat sleeps and he looks like a goddamn pillow from the back.

I finally figured out that I was stuffed into the wrong class for 6 years. Isn't that horrible.

Pictures Ladies and Gents!
(Too buggered to bother with captions)










And here's an interesting one... Ki Beum and Min Chiee look somewhat similar.
Here's a picture of the both of em.



Tangent: Torrent Rules.

Hyeees... Yesterday's 8am LMS mock test boggled my brain. It's still boggled. Michael. I will start talking crap if you attempt to correct my grammar again. I shit you not.

glass in my hand

Once in a while I think how nice it would be to be on a stage with nothing but a stool, some water and a towel... umm... I didn't mean that... I mean't stand up comedy you tool.

I dug myself a deep hole and buried myself in Comedy Central Shows. It's hilarious.

I may come up with class stuff once in a while but it's all about the delivery. My current one would be "you know why some people are terrorists? cos they got they telly-banned" and that's not the end of it. It goes on and on and on... like an energizer battery.


Thinking again... I wouldn't be that great... Unless of course my whole life was about stand up comedy. Here's the deal with stage gigs. You start out entertaining for free, as people get to know you, you get on bigger stages. You then start being an add-in in movies after which you start touring. You really, really, really need the publicity. Like they say, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Most American Standups revolve around racist jokes and sex.
The rest center around the mundane human existance, politics and almost everything else under the sun... like turds. Think of Jerry Seinfeld or George Carlin. They're good...

I like the mic in my face, the audience, the applause. I like the limelight. But all in moderation.
*laughs*

A moment of silence for Mitch Hedberg who passed away in 2005 from drug overdose.

prime ministerial abbreviations

Funny how you can make British PM's name abbreviations into something that presents them...
kinda like...
Margaret Thatcher = MT = Major Turd
and
Tony Blair = TB = Total Bullshit. Oh, well...

The Admin just abused his discretion by making my monday and wednesday classes at 8am. Completely horrid stuff that considering that my brain clocks in at around 10am. I shit you not.

Class started again... booooo!

Edit at 6:30pm :


I wrote this on Zuri's myspace account.
Gila Hebat.

idle hands dammit

I was so hungry that I danced into the kitchen to make...


... dip.

Seriously!

And this was ragtag dip too... something came over me and i just grabbed every tasty thing in the fridge, pantry, table, and any other surface you can think of.

So what was in it?

a dash of...
mayonnaise
cream
salt
oregano
thyme
lime juice
cheddar cheese
cyanne powder
pickled onion
black olives

blended it and dipped a cucumber into it and it tastes gooooooooood...

The cat liked it too... wonder why...

charity fundraising is most fun

Today was the Futsal For Flood Relief. A futsal tournament between 16 teams. The Law Faculty got our asses whooped but other than that. It's so nice to see everyone from (about) 9 departments hanging out, having a ball, injuring one another, get asswhooped, committing OAPA, chillaxing and giving to a good cause!

Even if we lost... law - BOLEH!!! law - BOLEH!!!

Flood vics in JOHOR, 'H.E.L.P.' is coming YOUR WAY!!!

I HEART LAW!
and...

I also HEART SLEEP.
hahahahhaha... =D