eh... ninjas!

EH... NINJAS!

Yes, i just saw the funniest things on youtube... Ask A Ninja.
*laughs out loud and falls off the chair*
You should watch it. It's too funny.
Here, google 'YOUTUBE' and click the first one you see, once the page gets loaded, type into the 'SEARCH' space the words 'ASK A NINJA' and click any that comes up. Preferably 'PHYSICS' and/or 'NINTERNS' and maybe even 'MINJAS'

Now, I have successfully introduced the age old 'END OF ZE WORLD' to my darling collegemates. After all these years, it's still funny. Oh, and another thing you should check out in Youtube is 'CHEESE THIEF'... No oompa-loompas were harmed in the making of this video.

Below is the recipe for Mai Tai's. Repeat after me: It was not i who pulled you into the dark-side...

Mai Tai
1 ounce light rum
1 ounce gold rum
1/2 ounce orange curaçao
1/2 ounce Orgeat (Almond Syrup)
1/2 ounce fresh lime juice
1 ounce dark rum
Shake all but the dark rum with ice. Strain into old fashioned glass. Top with the dark rum. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.

Now then, off to less mind-numbing-cheek-hurting-laughing-out-loud news.
*the usual beep-beeping in the newsroom background*

Headlines: Young Malaysian female forces large brown bear to do evil bidding.

I'm kidding.

I found a really chun website that sells all your deep dark needs like fangs and scary contact lenses (no, not THOSE deep dark needs you perverts)... Click HERE to check them out.
Personally, i would like a pair of them fangs and sclera contact lenses (all black) to scare the buh-jeezus out of everyone during halloween, which is coming soon by the way. Gee, I'm 19 years old and i still like halloween. What a trip.

But, living in the world of rat races, one must find the moola before scaring the buh-jeezus out of people. In some obscure way *sniggers at a friend* some people get turned on by fangs. Weirdo.

Ixnay on the angfays and the itesays when you meet a devout istianchray... okay?