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Before i start this post, i must prematurely beg for forgiveness from Emir, Firdaus and Eryn. Your guys are the only few s'pores that i love and not hate. hahahaha!!!
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Only after reding the daily newspapers do you realise how stupid our government has become. The 'scenic bridge' was a dumb idea to begin with. Noth my parents think that the bridge was only gonna be built so that some cheapskate tak guna ministers can get some money out of it. Which brings me to a small matter on OKB ministers' children. Wankers lah all of them. All they know is how to curse at people and spend money on useless Gucci merchandise that in malaysia you can get cheap at Petaling Street. Which reminds me of this blog called Bryanboy: Le Superstar Fabuelux Adventures of the new-moneyed classless bitch from hell. The third world has never been this *burp* chic. Bryanboy is planet earth's favourite third world fag. Click here to go to the blog <<< It's absolutely horrific!
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2 page spread on the stupid bridge drama
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Now on to mucking about with corruption and people who build things: I tell you to built a park. You wait 20 years and waste alot of my money and then you build a golf course for you and your pathetic fellow ministers to play on and make fun of the 'little' people who, without them, you wouldnt have money in the first place. The 'little' people pay taxes you shallow pathetic shitbricks!
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Referring to picture below: I am so sure that someone in the whole project (mainly subcon's employer) is getting alot of the pay-cuts and is now sipping coconuts on some island laughing at us as his OKB children are poshing about laughing at people in slipa getah as they get their Versace panties in a twist.
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delayed prison building
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I'm stupified by the 5 minute rule on kissing. Someone tell me our "beloved" government didn't put a 5 minute rule on kissing... say it ain't so!!! Oh, and this article made me laugh. The only reason why gangs of policemen go stalking for couples in parks is so that we pay them some money to go away. Rasuah is the name of the game. Like this time my friend and her boyfriend were at the park, she had her head resting on his shoulder when this policeman came and wanted to issue a ticket under the pretext that what they're doing is indecent and asked for 500 bucks so they can get out of it. What in the name of God's funky boxers is he getting at? Another thing is that they usually always pick on non-malays. You always see these malay couples (the ones with tudung), the girl on her boyfriends lap and the guys hands missing. Who knows where they are? I do... its inside her tudung doing unimaginable things, that's where. I think, one day i'm just going to go to the parks armed with fellow friends and a camera and take pictures of how icky things can get.
public stake-outs now a no-no becasue now we average janes must call and say "Hey, there's a perv who's showing everyone his dong. We want him outta here pronto,"
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Malaysians sudah maju? Well, i think that we should beat up more perps before passing them to the police. We're doing a sort of community service. We beat them up so that the we make sure they don't do it again. It's the same thing with death sentences and Rotan-ing of the murderers and drug smugglers. I say go for capital punishment! Otherwise, police get perps, serve them breakfast, lunch and dinner and give free lodging. Most of the time, the only thing the perps need to worry about is gang fights and not dropping the soap in the shower.. If the food were better, i wouldn't mind go robbing a bank. That way, i dont have to work forever. So yay for capital punishment for keeping most of us out of trouble.
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beat up them snatch thiefs!
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P/S: All Newspaper clippings are from News Straits Times, 18th April 2006.
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