Saturday, August 06, 2005

Coconuts, Birdies and Mind Bogglers...

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll start todays show with a song...

*clears throat*

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
All of them standing in a row,
Big ones
Small ones
Some as big as your head...

*applause*

Thank you, thank you... So i was beguiled by the riddles given to me by a few rather interesting characters in my college, here are some which i do think are absolutly MIND BOGGELING!

Q: Mac is a butcher who is 10 feet and 7 inches tall. What does he weigh?

Q: l l l l ... add 5 more lines to make 9

Answers will be revealed in the next blog... have fun getting headaches!

I went to TimeSquare with Boshi and Kav... few ditchers to be named but i'd rather not though... kesian them. So that means Ididnt get the fajita and coke refills ... boo... i absolutely had no idea what to do there... But I did do an immense amount of window shopping though... tut the fact that I was kinda broke that day. So i was walking and this couple of typical uneducated dumfuck malays just looked at me and laughed. Forget look, they stared. They actually turned back and oggled at me... If they weren't already too far, my shoe would've gone flying. It was already half off. I swore at them but they were beyond hearing... Far be it they're brains have already turned to mush. Illiterate fools, for they're children and grandchildren suffer a fate worse then mine that they shall look upon themselves as suffering fools.

Anyways, here's part one of "Tale Of 2 Birdies" :


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