Lets See What I Did Today... (becasue)

I... DID... NOTHING!

Well actually no... i did plenty things... puh-len-tyyy!!! You know why? Because it's MERFUCKINDEKA!!!

I asked my friend as to what the topic of my boggerisms should be for today and he said "ME" (as in him), "YOU?" I says... "What's so interesting about YOU?" And then i forgot what else he said. By the way, his name is HA"R"KIM because i say so.

Soooooooo, the malam turned out to be slightly more exciting. I went to the "Insaniquarium" in KLCC (Kuala Lumpur City Centre's Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre)... saw some BIGASS fish... Bigger than Sharil. Bigger than David. BIIIIIIIG!


LITTLE baby sharks


BIGASS shark

And this just in: Firdaus is helping to take care of an orphan kitten. In bad condition. Bringing to the vet tomorrow. Shiaaaaaaaan dia. How it came to be at Firs... Apparently, It appeared under his skateboard today... Tis' an act of god i tells you! (Okay, i'll stop with the overacting... >.<;;)

Here's some of the OVERDUE (So sorry) pichas from tenggol:
Family Picha (my brother's in the sand)


beautiful sunset by the beach


and CHelle and I with my beloved snorkel gear

Oh and here's a bonus pic of me and Chelle during one of our sheysha communions!


Was wondering how big my eyes could get... they're still pretty small to me!

Ye! Gods! Guitar!

The Gods Of Guitar (axis of justice)


System Of A Down Publicity Cover


And after concert


Daron Malakian... One of MY gods of guitar. The other one is Tom Morello formerly of Rage and currently in Audioslave


Look at that axe! Its like, wow!

Study Hiatus Starts!

Oh the joy... boooo! Yeesh. British people are on crack thingking it's a good idea that we can ber-examination-ing after summer hols. Poxy brits.

Song for the hiatus is by System Of A Down (Album's called Mezmerize) Titled "This Cocaine Mekes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song"

Jellies And Hiatuses...

Well, I'm back from a chun ass snorkelling trip in Tenggol Island! Everyone had their bad moments lah... Mine was when the jellies attacked... I hates jellies! What happened was a storm west of the island which pushed the jellies from their deep sea location to my beautiful island paradise. What a trip. And it happened when i was snorkelling too! faaaaaaark...

I didn't get to see a shark... boo! But i did see plenty of other things like a foot long sausage... kidding. It was a very obscene looking sea cucumber. And a very large parrotfish. It was blue. :)

The boat trip back was full of terbulence...most of us got seasick. i was enjoying it though, my sister called me a wierdo. Quote from my dad to my mom, "We have two sea dogs and 2 land lubbers..." wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So now i have to tell you about my study hiatus. My bigass exam is coming up so i have to start with the studying. That means no more everydayblogging. Maybe once every two weeks... cheers darlings

-PHAT-

Away The Haze And Then Came Back With A Vengence...

Can you believe the audacity? The poxy haze had the cheek to dissppear for a whole morning only to sort of come back little by little in the afternoon. Bloody poxy thing... Oh well, the trip is set! I bought my new bathing suit and my snorkel gear is set what's left is the road trip!!! Woot! Road trip!!!! Michelle's mom called and asked for the details and she got the "go"... Oh Tuesday, Tuesday! Hurry and come and I'm pissed cos it's only Saturday... humph!!!

What's worse is that i can't write properly because my dad changed the keyboard to the flexible one so i think i'll stop now... malas lah wanna type if i can't type properly...

How To Make You Feel Like An Idiot...

So ladies and gents, after the long hiatus the answers for the riddles are here!

A: Mac, the butcher, weighs meat.

A: NlNE

good eyh? got one from my chem teacher and the other from dearest Jesca...

So anyfays... I hates the haze... This evil jerebu thats fogging up everyones minds... Might run away to Pulau Tenggol... first time i ever heard of it... gee... Malaysian but havent the slightest idea of where that is... but im embracing it with much love! EVIL HAZE... EEEEEEEEEEVIL!!!

>My airhead is now filled with haze... Feel free to call me haze-head female for the moment<

I wanna go snorkelling! I need a new bathing suit! I need to go find my old snorkelling gear! Oh where, Oh where? Im so excited... Still wondering if Chelley dear wants to play tag as well... hopes she makes it...says she need pichas for her art at CATS. I shall take pichas of the deep blue... o fun! A promised to be kept... maybe i can get some action there... geddit?

Coconuts, Birdies and Mind Bogglers...

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll start todays show with a song...

*clears throat*

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
All of them standing in a row,
Big ones
Small ones
Some as big as your head...

*applause*

Thank you, thank you... So i was beguiled by the riddles given to me by a few rather interesting characters in my college, here are some which i do think are absolutly MIND BOGGELING!

Q: Mac is a butcher who is 10 feet and 7 inches tall. What does he weigh?

Q: l l l l ... add 5 more lines to make 9

Answers will be revealed in the next blog... have fun getting headaches!

I went to TimeSquare with Boshi and Kav... few ditchers to be named but i'd rather not though... kesian them. So that means Ididnt get the fajita and coke refills ... boo... i absolutely had no idea what to do there... But I did do an immense amount of window shopping though... tut the fact that I was kinda broke that day. So i was walking and this couple of typical uneducated dumfuck malays just looked at me and laughed. Forget look, they stared. They actually turned back and oggled at me... If they weren't already too far, my shoe would've gone flying. It was already half off. I swore at them but they were beyond hearing... Far be it they're brains have already turned to mush. Illiterate fools, for they're children and grandchildren suffer a fate worse then mine that they shall look upon themselves as suffering fools.

Anyways, here's part one of "Tale Of 2 Birdies" :


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