Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Back after the long internetless...

ooo... lookie! I'm back for another day of havoc and hilariously mad and entertaining fun! Although im not feeling rather fun myself. Its the day of days... the packed of packed-ness... the day of plenty. I hate Tuesdays. Full of rubbish stuff to do. Self proclaimed loud mouth of a twat Mrs. "Stupido El Cowpat" Pancha is out to ruin everyones lives. On my honour! I shalt not lie!

Anyways, back to untimely boring reality... I'm going to be doing Math AS paper in June... the joy! The horror! The Imbisilic nature of me! How stupid am I to think that i might score for THE BIG ONE... I mean, i might... if i study hard enough and not be so blur in class and listen and ask for help and all that jazz... but i'm not in the school positive attitudeity or whatever it is you call it and my favourite class is now chem... bio is RUINED! RUINED I TELL YOU!!! Alas, There is nothing much i can do.

Ah, well... Charmed is on. And i'm already bored to two shits. Bye now!
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hahahah... thought i'd fart around with some pix Posted by Hello


and after that i just went nuts...Posted by Hello


and decided jack looks nice next to your anus... Posted by Hello

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Another Random Story: Colour

As usual, i woke up this morning, looked into the mirror, even though the world was still hazy and undecided and walked into the bathroom to take a shower. I brushed my teeth, washed my face, inserted a pair of contact lenses into my eyes and blinked twice. I'm amazed at my everyday non-thinking everyday routine got dressed and drove to college.

Upon enetering, i cursed myself for forgetting my chemistry assignment. Just then i heard my brothers voice... adrian? what the hell is he doing here?
"Hey sis, aintchu gonna go to school yet?" I heard him say as reality snapped back. i found myself at the front door of my house. I mean, that was wierd so for good measure, i checked my stuff for my chemistry assignment. There it was, in my bag staring at me ominously. I shrugged my shoulders and left. Again.

I drove while my stereo system blasted Chevelle's Vitamin R. Rock on! I thought as i reached the college gates. I waved at the security guard and drove in. I walked into the lift, got off and waited for Michelle. As usual, 10 minutes after, her face popped out of the elevator. She saw my non-confirmist morning face and shrugged.
"Oh, look! It's the sunshine lady! So how are we today?" her voice perked up. I mumbled some obscene comment about the weather and we walked towards class. She stopped.
"You look different. Coloured contacts right?" she asked nonchalantly
"No, what do you mean coloured? Why should i spend on brown contacts when my eyes are brown in the first place," I grumbled.
"You're kidding right? I mean, seriously, tell that to your grey right eye!" She smirked.
"Seriously Chelle, go prank someone else," I snickered. She pulled out her compact mirror, shoved it in my face and her face somewhat distrought.
"Look Vena, it's true!" She said slowly as my eyes widened.
"Cool!" Was all i could say as i wondered what the hell was gpoing on in this bloody universe.