Thursday, October 18, 2007

i are sick

My body just went abit persona non grata on me...
My head hurts,
I have cirit birit,
slight fever perhaps,
teary eyes,
the list, however, is exhaustive and I shall be as right as rain by monday.
Or Tomorrow.

Side note:
I don't know if I can handle exclusivity.
I'd like to...
I'd love to
But I don't know anymore.
Interest clashing on instinctual habit and insane guilt if persued?
*sigh*

It's killing me I think.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

thing in the mirror

That's who I see.
A monster.
Selfish, proud.
I don't like what She turned into since June.
It's not me.

Her cold eyes are not mine.
I don't know where She same from.
It's very unlike Goji.

Here's another facet of me.
*sigh*

Funny,
I'm listening to Pretty Noose by Soundgarden.
How ironic.

My heart feels smashed.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

post raya blues

*strums*
It's the post raya blueeeeees...

So yea,
This raya needs more oomph.
T'was rather sad.

*strums again*
Slim, slim pickins...
Unlike Rayas dahuluuuuuu...

Yeppo.
Everyone this year kedekut one kind.
But it was nice to see all the folks that you see once a year every year.
Everyones looking older, gone fatter, gone taller, got babies, got a job et al...

And the mangkuks played monopoly in my room.
Very good.

Friday, October 12, 2007

esok raya

So the poem didn't work as well as I expected
(or not had expected but whatever)
Here's another 'Rasa Sayang' I gave to everyone in the form of an sms.

Rasa sayang hey,
Rasa sayang, sayang hey,
Hey, lihat you guys jauh rasa sayang, sayang wey.
Esok pagi is finally raya,
Janganlah makan tak ingat dunia,
I know I haven't been so good this year,
If you forgive me I won’t merana.

hahahahah...
suka tak?

Have a happy Eid Mubarak everyone.
I love you all.
Come to my house 3rd day after 3pm.
Yay!
MAKANAN!!!

Let’s come to my house partially fed this time. Last year tak cukup makanan. You’re all lucky we don’t resort to buying a truckload of KFC.
You people eat too much.
Hahahahaha…

Eh, esok Raya!
PRIMP!!! PRIIIIIIMP!!!!!

Tangent to Nurin’s case:
They found a tape of the people who dumped Nurin’s body.
The bastards!
Haven’t they got anything better to do than going around committing heinous crimes? All of them should be punished in the worst way.
I say we bring back the iron maiden!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

hakelaaaa...

Telah terlajak put the raya post a few days to early since I have plenty more ranting to do about our dear old government.
THATS RIGHT YOU PISSFARTS! YOU ARE OLD!

Regarding the sending of one of our goons to space.
Item 1:
It's a goon.

Item 2:
Hello. space aje la.
What's he gonna do?
Brag about floating around aimlessly?
Heck, I can do that!

Item 3:
30 MILLION of taxpayers moneys have been spent on this asinine mission when they know there are reads to be fixed, schools to be built, hospitals to fund, charities to be charitable to and electricity and water to be piped to the rural areas.
TIGA PULUH BLOODY MILLION RINGGIT!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY?
The whole idea of flinging a guy into space on a giant firecracker hardly does any justice.
Hello, can someone say novelty item to keep up with the Joneses?

It's not that I'm not happy for Malaysia for having the first man in space et al but the whole concept of putting beauty before substance is beyond me. I do believe someone in the government, make that some FEW, haven't gotten their priorities right.

Malaysia: Truly Asia
Can someone make Malaysians happy first before claiming to be the best at everything?

*sings*
Rasa sayang, hey!
Rasa sayang, sayang, hey!
Hey, lihat Nona jauh rasa sayang sayang hey!

Malaysia is getting real cracked up
I don't know why we all persevere
Going to space isn't so syok lah
I'm at home tengah merana.

Rasa sayang, hey!
Rasa sayang, sayang, hey!
Hey, lihat Nona jauh rasa sayang sayang hey!

My family is quite liberal
Sitting at home donno what to do
The government kepala terpesong
I sigh and say we're in deep doo-doo.

Rasa sayang, hey!
Rasa sayang, sayang, hey!
Hey, lihat Nona jauh rasa sayang sayang hey!

Everyone is running far away
Except for me I decide to stay
Because the faith I have for my country
Isn't so koyak already.

Rasa sayang, hey!
Rasa sayang, sayang, hey!
Hey, lihat Nona jauh rasa sayang sayang hey!

I guess I have to end this song
'Cos laugh too much at the newspaper
Indonesian and Malaysian fellers
Are fighting overthisongforno apparent reason.

Rasa sayang, hey!
Rasa sayang, sayang, hey!
Hey, lihat Nona jauh rasa sayang sayang hey!

Syok tak lagu baru?
Syoooooooooook... now lets go fight with some other country about another folk song.
Cubatry enjit-enjit semut pulak.

Edit:
Yi Liang said its 95 Million...
lagi teruk.
Someone clarify before i bash head on table!!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

open house

Camille comel... hahahaha

So my open house is on the 3rd day of Raya.
Monday.
After 3.
If you get your ass to my house before that...
YOU. HELP. COOK.
Or help generally around the house.
Okay?
Kita bersama sama mengkemaskinikan rumah di depan tasik yang preeetie tu.

So yes.
Carpool because it lessens congestion.
As does it lessen pollution
but with you people pun.
Intense noise pollution.
I am not exempt from that statement.

Time for the '08 Raya Poem!

Maaf Zahir and Batin,
To everyone who knows,
To everyone who've hung out with,
Even though it blows.

I beg for your forgiveness,
'Cos I said something wrong
I'm pretty sure I did,
'Cos I sometimes see you frown.

My head's a bit pizzazzy
Just like the summers' breeze
So I have to say I'm sorry
for being such a skeeze.

The peom may go on longer,
And already I make shit up,
Oh, yea and one more thing,
Would you excuse my mouth's blasphemous harp?

Selamat Hari Raya Eid Fitri Everyone!
I love you all!!!

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

news schmews

I'm reading the Star Newspaper and aside from the usual killing, maiming and raping of several individuals, the Althantuya case, Dr. M post surgery and the girl with the new heart, what comes to me as no surprise is how racist my kind actually is amidst all this 'Malaysia: Truly Asia' rubbish.

Re: Page M3 or The Star on Tuesday, October 9th (No Longer Serving Their Original Purpose)

If I said it once I'll say it again. Unless you actually went to an international school or grew up in a different country (mostly) Malaysians are racist (especially bumis). Sure there's a great deal of happy, happy eating going on and that people are enjoying each others company. Wrong. In reality, we (but I use 'we' very loosely) discriminate members of different races on a daily basis most of the time barely tolerating each other.

Why do I say this? Ah bum, can you not see your own twisted reality? I really don't get you people. Malaysia is hardly a utopia of anything! It's more like a plethora of bad things rolled into one tiny package overexacerbated by our horrible administration. It's full of rubbish. So the place, a low cost flat, in mention is somewhere is Subang where it's its intended occupants (people who don't have enough money but have 10 children anyway and I didn't say who) hardly make up half of its population. It's full of foreigners. I can't be half assed about it. They're people. They need a place to live. How much do you want to bet most would be students and construction workers? If you said yes then you are spot on. The polls show that it consists of mainly Indonesians, Bangladeshis and Africans.

Who ratted them out?
Malays la.
Do you think the chinese or Indians would care?
Plus It's low cost. Think about it for a few seconds.

First let me plaster a disclaimer over this rant before some holier than thou imbecile decides to shove his hand in his ass and pull out some crappy words of advise like say
"you are [explative] racist mother[explative], get a life cos we don't need you people here criticising our way of life!"
Oh, wait... that's a tad too articulate, lemme rephrase.
"U don wan 2 liv here don la. We oso cannot care if U die. Die la!"
and then someone shouts from the back and calls me a racist pig. To these people. Go analyse your bumhole, I don't care.

So yes, these foreigners who inhabit the flats don't do much. In fact, they emulate popular Malaysian culture: The budaya lepak and you people complain? Look at your youth, the ones who ride motorbikes at the wee hours of the morning disturbing our sleep, the ones who openly admit to not knowing what a book is much less have read a classic, the ones who lalang out on the streets cat-calling each other, the ones who pretend to hold a certain kind of power in beating up the poor and defenceless. I would rather you rat on your own kids before you rat on the others. When in Rome, do like the Romans and thats exactly the credo that the foreigners adopt to fit in so stop your complaining and come back when you actually become enlightened please?

Oh one more thing. Why would anyone in the right mind let kids under 10 go out at night ALONE without any adult supervision?! Now they're telling everyone to mind the children. Can you lock your kids up in the backseat as well. I don't think it would be anyones fault but your own if they stick their head out the window and it rolls away or the smash the windscreen with their bodies after you hit the emergency breaks. It's bleeding common sense.

If you read through this, Props for you.
-Sha

Sunday, October 07, 2007

well that was fun

Buka puasa was a success!
Thanks guys for being there.
Huzzy, thanks for helping clean up. =D

Almost all the food was wiped out except the prawn... which is quite strange.
I will have it for dinner with the baguette. so nice.

hahahahahah...

I'm feeling so lacking in the adored department.
I want him back home, here with me.

I miss him...
And I want hugs.

Amagad so hemo...

Thanks to all those who made it, and happy birthday to the adik.

-sha-

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

polls schmolls


Explain the reprecussions of having nuclear technology in Iran and why the bush administration is so against it.
No, I think I'll have pie.
TO BE, OR NOT TO BE?
Watermelon
oi! i hate peas! gettemoffmyfood!
Que?
SELL!!! BUYBUYBUY! SELL! WTF?!
  
Free polls from Pollhost.com



New poll up on the lips tab scroll down.
Have fun, I know I did. hahahaha...

Monday, October 01, 2007

Tapas Saturday revised

I went to Wong, Beh & Toh today for an interview,
It's a lawfirm in Selangor Dredging.
Awesome people the partners.
*grins*

I got the attachment and start in November.

Now on to celebrate the occation with a spot of tapas at mine house. (revised edition)

Date:
6th October 2007, Saturday

Venue:
Chateu de Ampang Hilir... okay no. my house.

Time:
6 30pm OR 1pm for food testing

Menu:
Drinks:
Lemonade
Water
Non-alcoholic Sangria

Tapas:
Patatas Bravas
Garlic Potatoes
Garlic Chicken
Stuffed Mushroom Caps
Roasted Eggplant and Onions in Spicy Tomato Sauce
Calamari A'la Romana
Prawn In Spicy Sauce
Grilled Bell Peppers in Olive Oil

Mains:
Spaghetti Pomodoro

Desserts:
Fruit Salad with Cream

Guest List:
Shrav
Usaid
Puts
Huzzy
Mo
Dan
Junee
Sid
Hakim
May Lee
Min Chiee
Tati
Bear
(plus 5 of Naf's friends)

Furthermore,
Naf's birthday on the 7th... JANGAN LUPA!

That is all. Enjoy your week everyone.