I've only been posting ranty angry posts in the last few so here's a happy one!

Updates on The Legless Adventures!

Previously I'd said that The Legless Adventures will start in 2017. I think it's a better idea to have it start in 2016 because I can't hold an idea for too long before it gets rotten haha.

Also, it doesn't matter who I'm travelling with because they will already be assisting me, the trick now is documentation! This is also great because I can use said documentation on my dive trips.

Tangent: Also spur of the moment thought about The Care & Maintenance Of Your Sha... It's really a very hilarious biography. Now that I think of it that way, it'll be easier to figure out how the chapters are going to be. Also to include 'pro-tips' and illustrations.

(Illustration example: comparison chart between average human female and Sha. Average human female muscle anatomy with correct musculature labels and Sha's muscle anatomy with labels on all muscles saying SMA3 except for brain which shows 'sometimes asshole-like' and heart showing 'stone'.)

Anyway, we are now looking at the XiaomiYiCamera because I cbf buying a gopro just to have it get lost. hahahahaha

I really can't complain about the life I have because I have a roof over my head, food on the table, I don't want for needs and my family unit is intact.

BUT that doesn't mean I am obliged to be in a good mood 100% of the time. I'm never in a good mood, I'm just really good at lying to general society. I hate most people and being a nihilist, alive is really just a race to being very, very, VERY dead.

Sorry, kids. When you die, you just die. You're not a special snowflake who was born to be a messiah. You're in my way and you should get a move on quickly. Just be a socially acceptable human being to the best of your ability and try not to murder anyone.

'Why?' is a question I always ask yet nobody has given me an absolute answer.