Things I want to do that would probably waste time and entertain me more than anything else:

1. Make Etsy store account to sell random crap I make (And anything else)
2. Make "multi-purpose" greeting cards
3. Make random words fridge magnet things with additional doodles
4. Probably start drawing again...
5. Most probably start writing again...
6. Probably design some mugs and t-shirts and some prints as well...
7. And Stickers and badges because everyone likes that shit...
8. And finally start illustrating stuff.

I don't know, all these lovely ideas floating around. I feel 2013 is a good year.

Is.
Because law of attraction, yanno?

The Tao of Sha:
(Of which there are five -- Nothing more, nothing less)

Food:
Food is for sustenance, enjoyment, bonding.
Food is culture, limitless experimentation, trial, error, experimentation.
Food is understanding and acceptance of any differences within the confines of ones life.

Friends:
No man is an island.
No man exists in perpetual aloneness.
No man is devoid of company.
But when a person discovers a group he or she is meant to be around and keep in company for as long as he or she can, know that experience and knowledge is only there for both personal and communal gain.

Music:
Notes, stanzas, words, chords, mixing, understanding, amalgamate of amazement. Without sound, without motion, be it kinetic or vibrations, life cannot exist.

Drink:
Impetus for change, for thought.
Aqua Vitae or Liquid courage it matters not.
Passion, adventure, thought and the line of imagination.
To be without is to be devoid of humour and fun but to have too much and without fear of consequence is to forget oneself and to become oblivion.
Hydration is key.

Travel:
Open oneself to the world at large, away from ones creature comforts, ones safe zones.
Arbitrary is the feeling of being kept.
Adventure keeps the spirits alive.

My Friend Is Jeebus (Because I Said So)

I had to write on Wen's wall:

"Can I call you Jesus? You've the Jesus birthday... I'll call you jesus, then you can bless my alcohol, my wheels, my ass and my cats. Amen."

The bad news is, now she likes it and wants it sung as her birthday present.

The worst news is I am REALLY bad at making up happy random songs and then singing it.

But I'll try.

My Friend Is Jeebus (Because I Said So)

A fine Thursday afternoon,

On a shopping mall excursion,

Shir Wen had called me on the phone,

For musical diversions.

I ran through all my contacts,

within seconds in my head,

But that is all irrelevant

In my cranium all was said...

Can I call you Jeebas? You've the Jeebas birthday... 

I will call you jeebas, 

then you can bless my alcohol, my wheels, my ass and my cats. 

You can bless them any day

Amen.

Her birthday's on the twenty fifth

Of the last month every year

That's the same day the Jeebas was born

That much was oh, so clear.

Does that make her like Jeebas, then?

I guess that's likely true

She does have some pretty cool superpowers

Like making random shit look cool.

So,

Can I call you Jeebas? You've the Jeebas birthday... 

I will call you jeebas, 

then you can bless my alcohol, my wheels, my ass and my cats. 

You can bless them any day

Amen.

Okay, no, maybe she can't save you from diseases

And she doesn't have a beard.

But dress her up in sandals and a robes,

She's all Messiah-like, ya heard?

Go Shir Wen,

As Jeebas,

Go Shir Wen,

As Jeebas,

Go Bless things,

In robes-es,

Then use your Grum in Proses.

*grum solo*

The end.

hahahahahahahahahahhahaha...

Pizza crusts and shortcrust pastry... Basically I have problems with pastry so here's Chef John's No-Knead Pizza crust.


yes.

Sometimes I think I don't need to get cats because this boy behaves like an irate cat if I ignore him for too long. You wait la, when I get back to Melbourne I'll never hear the end of it.

-____________-

David, David, David.
Merapu je keje kau.

On the way back to the car from smokes and Monopoly when suddenly...

*Me about to get off the wheelchair to get into the Sarah's car escorted by Shazam and Junee*

Shazam: 

HAAAAALELUJAH, PRAISE THE LORD IT'S A MIRACLE!

Me: 

WTF HAHAHAHAHA... 

*sits back down, defeated by an onslaught of laughter*

Sarah: 

PRAAAISE THE LORD!

Me: 

LOOORDY LORD, AMEN, AMEN, AMEN...

Sarah: 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Shazam: 

*hand outstretched over my head* 

RELEASE THE EVIL, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!

*Bursts of giggle fits, cheek hurting, tummy cramping giggle fits.*

Me: 

Alright, shut up and let me get off this thing.

Sarah: 

Tu la, gelak banyak sangat until she cannot bangun also!

Me: 

I swear to god, the minute I try to get up he's gonna start...

Shazam: 

No, no! I promise I wont! I won't lah...

Me: 

Yeah, I bet. 

*Attempts to get off the wheelchair again*

Shazam: 

LORD HAVE MERCY, IT'S A MIRACLE

*everyone dies laughing*

Except for Junee... She got distracted by a cat... :|

That was the abridged version and actually went on for pretty long... I can't remember the whole thing because I was too busy laughing.

On a shittier note, the USB keys by Pangea Global decided to fuck it and die, effectively consuming more than half of my Thailand trip photos. Innalillah ke photos of Thailand, hopefully this never happens again.