no name post 2

OMG! GATSBY ADVERT SUNGGUH THE FUNNY!!!
*golek golek on the floor*

no name post 1

NO NAME POST 1...

I'm pretty sure I fudgiggedy'd up my Legal Method time test... got lah for about 3 questions I wrote bullshit... Lyddat lyddat lah...

As what Mr. Mark Goh says...
"These UK clowns ah... very the terrer-menerrer one..."
Thought you should know.
His lingo-melingo is awesome.

And I absolutely forgot what I was gonna say.

... *thinks*
I remember!!!
I was gonna say say how much I Emir for passing me his seniors notes for law...

Love,
Sha

that time of month...

THAT TIME OF MONTH...

Yes... something on that time of month...

MSN Conversations:

Sha *TAZPIC/FUYOH Council™* {Sugar Tyrant} says:
its about that time of the month hence spaced...

Shrav says:
ah good

Sha *TAZPIC/FUYOH Council™* {Sugar Tyrant} says:
what's good about that being the time of month? it sucks okay!!!
i feel like the life's been sucked out of me and im running around in circles all the time and then i fall of a cliff and stay in mid fall only to find that im about to be thrown to the other side of the room
...its not supposed to make sense

Shrav says:
so your having fun eh?

Sha *TAZPIC/FUYOH Council™* {Sugar Tyrant} says:
no...

Shrav says:
it's ok yesterday was fun enough

Sha *TAZPIC/FUYOH Council™* {Sugar Tyrant} says:
if you think utter chaos and being in semi depression is fun then whoopeee!
oh yea
yesterday rocks!

So now you know why i made plenty missed jokes, felt like a cow on platform heels, spaced out in the midst of an arguement or just plain spazzed for the day. Excuse me if you begin to stare as if I just burped the ABC's. You're forgiven.
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Add on:
TOO-WIT TOO-WOO...

Birds...

Happy Birthday to Kynatoots and Usaid!!! You're all old! HAHAHAHA!!!

Went to inhale sheysha again last night with the guys... *smiles*
When you say bonding sessions with your old classmates, nothing makes it better amplified by sitting in some overdressed arab place which had an old James Bond movie playing (pretty sure it was Octopussy kot...) and a sheysha pot being hoarded by yours truly. And thanks Vegeman for footing my bill!!! *smiles even more*

I have in my hand the "To Kill A Mockingbird" book. Just bought it a week ago. Haven't actually started to read it. To be honest, I've been stalling. Serious ass malasing session this week...

I've kind of started my Criminal Law assignment. Sounds kind of open ended, the question... But I shall persist! It's mostly about the whole homicide shindig.

Oh! Lemme tell you what happened 3 days before I had to give in my Contract Assignment...
Pasang-ed the computer, clicked my thumbdrive icon, had loads of junk in it cos of media player's auto sync (stupid miscreant thing!) deleted the extra music files.
Realised that had accidentally deleted Assignment along with it after much searching through files and swearing a shit load.
Swore some more at stupid mistake.
Looked through computer for helpful back-up file. None found. Damn.
Had panic attack and swore alot more.
Whimpered and panicked.
Stopped panicking, shrugged and went to sleep.
Next morning, did rangka for the whole assignment and did a shoddy one day workfull with video games stuck in between.
Hope it's good cos I realised Kay Mi is my tutor.
The end.

Let's see what fun and amazing events happen for my Criminal!

contract is done done done

CONTRACT IS DONE DONE DONE!

Whoopsy! Was reminded by that peetree thing from Land Before Time ke hapa tah.
Tell me you remember Land Before Time... OMGWTFBBQ!!!

Okay, so that's the end of contract assignment. Next up is the Criminal assignment which I promise to get a head start on. Cross my heart hope to choke on spaghetti. I take that back. It's a scary thought.

Fahmy is putting me through the guilt trip... *cries*
He's making me go watch departed... I dont wanna watch departed. I wanna watch Kaki Gembira! Vege boy called it gay. I'm girl. It's okay for me to like cute things. But moving on!!!

I had forsaken Huzzy for the day cos I was so bummed out when I did the assignent and too relived to care after that. Huah! Sugguh bersyok sekarang!

Anyhows, If anyone knows of good Hotels with high ceilings and can fit around 350 ppl... Please please please tell me!

Love you all!
Sha

noteworthy?

NOTEWORTHY?

Apparently not. So says two out of six, or something as small, people who did my poll... I guess they were just being mean and much prefer the boring old blog that simply says what one had to eat that particular day.

I had maggie for dinner and several other types of food for lunch as I went to yet another open house today. See how mundane that sounds without all the swearing and dirt kicking on subject matter?

One thing I hope I will be able to do though, is wright sensibly and comically enough to get noticed as a blog which is trully noteworth, or blogworthy... whatever. There are many whom I absolutely adore when they write. Nothings ever dull in their ranting sessions or mundane drawlings. It always sounds like a hell of alot more fun then what I'm doing even if all they're doing is having marmite on toast. I hate marmite.

Speaking of writing, I have a spot of writers block going on... all i can see on my contratc paper is some definitions and that annoying line thing that kees blinking and blinking as if it's saying "come ooooooooon jackasss... Write something before I give up and start messing around with your head by making the computer go haywire..."

Yea. Scary stuff that blinking thing.

Things done this week:
-Pissed off Kay Mi again and I wasn't the oooonly one....
-Watched the babes play futsal in PeeJay which made me wish I could play as well...
-Gone to more open houses which begins to irk me
-Made friends with alot of people and got their cell phone numbers
-Gone to the gym
-Done about 1000 words into my assignment
-Goyang-ed kaki, watched TV, lepaked, played sims and slept
-Shopped for shoes, bags and books
-Had Curry Laksa
-Got duit raya
and finally...
-Lost my sunday.

Yes. I lost my Sunday. I woke up from a nap at around 5pm and wondered if today was Saturday so I aimlessly walked around the house in search of the newspaper to find out the day and decided to just check my phone. On further inspection, It IS Sunday and I effectively lost it. Don't ask me how. I spent an hour trying to figure that out and gave up.

You know what? I think I'll force some thought into the assignment and hopefully have guilt free sleep.

Cheers!
Sha

ke tahap maksima

KE TAHAP MAKSIMA!

Referring to how i still am disturbingly loathing my contract assignment and how i'm disturbingly almost broke ass.

But! Happier note:
-Ate at Penang cafe. Had Mee Kari. Absolutely yummy after a week-long craving period.
-Shopped with Mo. Bought 3 books (Tom Holt's Open Sesame, To Kill A Mockingbird, Hide this french book 101)
-Went back with parentals to KLCC and bought my 'mooting' shoes (i.e.: Sensible and professional looking adult-like flats... It's got RIBBONS!) AND a really nice bag to shove all my things in... It's got compartments that make pigeon holes look rediculous. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Naf Adds in:
Ahahahahhaha.... im filling in for my sister. She has sum Big business to do... *hints* anyway.... okok... i sound lame. Not as sophisticated as my sister laaaa... Shah bought sort of ballet shoes ish looking like thing with a ribbon on it... Im repeating wot she wrote aha... But it's a big thing laa.. i mean like u know. She never sorta wore these kinda shoes. I never thought she'd actually think of buying shoes like those. I'ts very feminine. She's the sort that does... erk that's so gay and would never be seen in skirts cept for when she's in her raya clothes or at the beach wearing the beach tie up thing. Dunt really knoe whatsit called kk. And! Probably she would erase this. Or not. Aha. Shit! tHAT was 1 minute!! Who does big business that fast!! Im off!

End Naf's add-ins.

Sakit perut maa...

But back to topic tadi...
Consideration is when I put my foot up whiteman's crack.
100% marks!!! YAY!! YAY!!! tipu.
*cries*
My first part of the Ass is still on paper all scribbly and shittus.

l....................l.......................l
\................../\..................../
\______/ \_______/

0
00
000
0000
\_\________/_/

IT'S A FACE DAMNIT!!!! HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
WHAT WERE YOU ALL THINKING?!?!?!
piece of shits... *shakes head* must clorox your brain ady. Until PUTIH!

Coffee punya pasal.

Thankyou.
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Add on:
FILS DE PUTE!

Oui... fils de pute. fils de pute fils de pute fils de pute!

Salut! Doui de neuf? neuf le fils de pute... Il a me gonfles.
Oui, oui...

A tout mon chou!

Sedih kan? I've drivelled all my sanity into the contract paper and left my brain in the hands of a french phrase book thing. Anyone wanna go do french classes on saturday at Allianz France?

By the by... fils de pute means sonoffabitch. What a fantastic way to start french classes.

And I'm feeling sooooooo lethargic and le tragic...
*sigh*

*cringe*

*CRINGE*

I. HATE. CONTRACT. LAW. RIGHT. NOW.
*cringe*

Can someone PLEASE get me the facts for the McFarlane case and the White Case... I'm damn malas. I have the judgements though... and it may be worth a shit but rite now, I'm buggered if I have to read it.

Hang on, I think I found it... Nevermind then.

* * *
I have spoken to the fockwit. Further investigation is needed and no lucrative evidence backs up claims but I trust my boys to not be criminals and lie to me. Therefore, I shall treck on my search for the truth!

* * *
*giggles*
Star trek...
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!

* * *
Hey look! An american version of the White v. White case... and it's about the internet!!!

* * *
*yawns and scurries off somewhere*
*returns with stuff*

* * *
Finally, I'm amazed that some people cannot spot a hint even if it slapped them in the face... and she thinks other people are weird. I pity Jess abit.
Trully, I do!

Love you but hates work,
Sha

quotes to think about

QUOTES TO THINK ABOUT...

"So who went out and joined us for the Democratic National Convention? I've never seen so many fucking police in my whole life. It's like everybody knows when everybody went out there, the only thing we were out there to do is express how much we hate both the Democrats and Republicans because they sold this fucking country out. And by expressing our rights to resist, what do they do, they open fire on the crowd. I don't care what fucking television station said the violence was caused by the people at the concert, those motherfuckers unloaded on this crowd. And I think it's ridiculous, considering none of us had rubber bullets, none of us had M16s, none of us had clubs, none of us had face shields. All we had was our fists, our voices, our microphones, our guitar, our drums and our bass. And anytime we get beaten in the streets for protesting, we take it to the court system, and the court system don't wanna hear it. Look what happened to Amadou Diallo in New York, they shot that brother 41 times and let all four officers go. It's time for a new type of action in this country."
-Zack De La Rocha formerly of RAtM-

Me: You know the system is screwed when your rights to life arre being infringed upon little by little. It's happening now but it's so minute that we pass it by without even a whimper of rebuttal. It starts now and soon we will become mindless free working slaves in the gist of believing that, once, we were the free and unpredictable forces of nature. Never more.

"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized."
-Adolf Hitler-

Me: Therein lies the beginning of the epitomisation of truth and perfection. The death of free thinking and imagination.

"I like the dynamics of life, ... I like it when it rains, and suddenly the sun comes out, and I like it when it's really silent and then a loud booming noise comes through. Or vice-versa."
-Serj Tankian of System Of A Down-

Me: It's amazing that we still have some very wonderful thinking people. It's not often that people stop to appreciate the little things in life like the calm before a storm.

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."
-Oscar Wilde-

Me: That goes for alot of other countries for which no asian countries mingle with and for that... We Asians should be proud for what civilisation we had before 'they' took it from us.

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
-Mahatma Gandhi-

Me: It's quite a shame that we can substitute the word Muslims and Allah with Christians and Christ respectively.

That Ladies and gents is from the noisy woman's mouth. If you don't like it. Nobody cares. My opinions stand resolute against all matters of brainwashing.

Judge me then,
Sha of the Noisy Mouths

three to go

THREE TO GO...

So ja... Consti&admin assignment is done ady... Next one to haunt me is Contract. The dryest piece of work I'll ever have to do...
*cringe*

MEMO:
-Prasad... When's your last paper for the A's?
-Huzzy... What's this about a guitar?

Back to contract...
Cases to read who's names i remember but have no idea why: White v. White
I haven't read the question yet. HAhahahaha!!!
Sedih.

Watched Prestige. Not my cup of tea... long winded revenge-ish kind of movie... haish... Don't watch. What I DO wanna watch, though, is Happy Feet.

Jess's birthday coming up :D

Many things are shocking. But I'm not in liberty to tell you.
*smirks*
Sorrey... S'not my rules...

I'm le tired now... cheers

breakfast at dinner

BREAKFAST AT DINNER

It's about 2 days away from the due date of my Constitution and Administrative Law assignment. Exact time of handing it over would be Friday between 10am to 12pm.
*In guffaw*

I'm about midway through my last thousand words and it's all over... hang on abit, I'll get to the point after a longwinded narrative! Keep your pants on!

Where was I? Ah, yes.
As you all know, I'm have a frightfully short attention span for things relating to assignments and studying. Now I wished i finished it a week ago. BOO!

Fine, I'll skip to the punchline if you insist. Now, would you stop making such inherent and horrid noise while I'm trying to talk?!

Because the constitution of countries like the UK and Malaysia are so long winded, unresponsive... hang on a bit, It's not the constitution that's the problem really... It's the persons working in the false pretext of serving his/her nation. From what my learned collegue had pointed out to me a few days ago, the constitution is actually quite wonderful. Almost to the extent that one might call utopian-like.
*further guffaw*

No, utopia is not a country somewhere in Africa... You're thinking of Ethiopia. Twit.

Anyway, my point is that if we weren't governed by scared, shrivelled up, cowering old men
(or false pretexted government servant-monkeys, whatever makes you happy...) our nation would be undoubtedly happy, healthy and all that jazz.

And my point? My brain is on the fritz because I have to make sense of all these disillusioned rules and regulations so far fucked up by our "superiors" (apes).

Therefore, Fritziness equals disability to function coherently thereby causing myself to make pancakes with MY special peach sauce, which is a breakfast food to be eaten in the morning, at 8pm, PEE EMM which means post meridian (or something like that) and in orang biasa terms: Night, malam, noche, eh... what's 'night' in chinese?

Don't you all feel hungry now? *smirks*

Love,
Sha of the Brain Fritzicality.

Sidenote:
-If there were a word making class. I would be teaching it. HAHAHAH!!!
-I still hadn't gotten around to speaking english with the fockwit. Must do it soon. In hopes that he checks his damn email.

i smell a rat

I SMELL A RAT...

... and it happens to be on you.

Word of the week: Fockwit {Don't ask}

Catchphrase for the day: Use as a shield and not as a sword {See Promassory Estoppel}

Overused phrase of the month: Open the floodgates of litigation {We all gonna dieded}

Exam Killed: Criminal Law classes/tutorials for 2 weeks. {Kitson has exams}

I say: Go kill Legal skills you fockwits! {Cos it's wasting my time}

Donuts: are funky foods {With the hole in the middle}

Rediculous: like this post {It's a phase}

It's no wonder the Fockcwit is a fockwit. What I hear of him isn't very pleasant. Of course, this to be clarified further with the babenesses I haven't chatted about him with.

There maybe reasons...

a) The babenesses are thoroughly jealous of the Fockwit.
OR
b) The fockwit deserves the fockwit title because he is indeed a fockwit with fockwiticality stapled all over his ass.

But everyone agrees that the fockwit is kind of cute.

Sidenote: Consti assignment is asswhooping me!!! *cries*

Thoughtable Thought: I wish I could write well enough to have the ISA riding up my grill, don't you? *smirks*

Edit:

Ladies and Gents! We 'ave Pictoors from Pluck!

Kynz, Tati and I in our seats.

Viola and violin signing stuff.

Roland with Pluck!

Tati named them for us...

Friend #1 is Yog Lai

Friend #2 is Roland

avast ye! hallowe'en be over arr!!

AVAST YE! HALLOWE'EN BE OVER ARR!!

Ladies and gentleman, I return with STUFF!

They say that pictures are worth a thousand (maybe more) words... I say put a caption and it's the parsley on the spaghetti... *beams*

There it is... the thing that greets you as you enter the 7th Floor.

There's a focken line! You monkeys ACTUALLY KNOW how to queue up!

{Ms. Vasantha in the withc getup. So awesome.}

Hoodlum/Terrorist on the 7th floor.

Vasantha's kid wants to be part of scary movie 5 eyh?

Me with the face paint a'la Heavy Metal Band (nothing to do with black metal you know...), my hand covering Alina's face, next to Alina is Dylan 'Wan Kenobi', Li anne with the flower on the head, an injured Greater Goh and the icing on the cake... GHANDI Gene.

You know how much I fucking love you all!

Dylan at the back, Adrian 'Lactate Boy' as the very morose mime, Li anne and Greater Goh.

An eerie haallway with a mime that makes you piss your pants... laughing.

Look! It's Ms. Vasantha, Gary 'Meow' and Midget Scream!

Encik Amir with a kidnapped witch hat... I have no clue where it came from.

Aric in his evil ugly-as-sin face fix doctor from hell... and he holds a butter knife. WATCH OUT!

Lisa and 'dude with big hair.

Quote Unquote Lisa:

I can be anything you want. Secret agent ke, Alias ke, porn star ke...

Li anne, Greater Goh and Sarah 'Devil'

Another eerie hallway with ghosts and gouls to spice up your evening.

Judge 'Hangman' Pickels meets his match: Judge Pumpkin. Jengjengjeng!!!

Trick or Treaters

Michelle 'Copper', Charlaine 'Gypsy', Me 'Heavy Metalfest-er', Sin Yew 'Clown/Joker/Jester', Adrian 'Mime', Arch 'Sexy Witch', Zaharah 'Hantu cina' and Dylan 'Jedi Knight' without full outfit which was left on table while picha taking. *smirks*

Last door of the haunted house: Sin Yew and the Big Bad Pavan!

Doesn't this scare you? It didn't I...

You know who's being the most awesome bunch of peoples ever!!!

Andrew 'Frankenstein', Noel and the dude that I don't hang out often with.

You'll neva catch me coppas... hwahwahwa!!!

"These lines are killing me!!! I must fatten them... I must!!!" Grimaced Grace before we all popped by with the camera and attacked her smiling face with our evil flash.

"Hang on a bit... We don't want to ruin you're pretty face now do we? Yes we do! NYAHAHAHA!!!"

Highlight of the event: Adrian poked me with Dylan's light'stabber' thing and i attacked him with my pinches of FURY!!! Leaving Adrian mime-ing cowardice at the corner on the floor. HA-fockein-HA!

Alaa... there's loads more pichas HERE. Pichas from the whole affair that I didn't get because I had to rush off home and mandi and rush off again to Bangsar Shopping Complex to watch PLUCK! which, might I add, is most AWESOME!!! Everyone should go watch it before they leave! There's just waaaaaaaaaaay too much to tell and becasue we weren't allowed to take pics during the show, I cannot show you anything... so too bad! *smirks*
But we did take pichas with the cast AFTERWARDS... =D

Cheeries!