Sorry... no pic yet!

You wanna know why? It's because... I HAVE NO DIGICAM! I know, i know... why dont i just go get one... i'll tell you laa... no money laa deyy...plus... nobody wants to get it for me for my birthday... :( ...

Speaking of birthdays... Here's my wishlist for '05:
-digicam
-computer
-boytoy
-MP3 player
-money
-money
-money
-my friends to be with me on that day

AND MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 16TH OF APRIL!!!

It's on the same day as Battle Of The Dance. So my plan is... Go to BoTD and then on that night go out for some birthday makan and bonding with friends. FUN!!!

Is You is... or is you aint?

Don't matter if you are or you aren't what matters is what shit your up too... huh? Huh? What you up to you cow?! This to the cow that is the coordinator of A'Levs and the datin and her son...

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO BY TAKING AWAY OUR HOLS??? NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM HOLIDAY DEPRIVATION... TRUST ME!!!

Anyways... I don't like the fact that i've become so darned lazy the past few days... and woking out like a bitch and coming home slightly deader... and dying in zombie mode... only nice part is dreaming... ho-hum... life is crap.

So maybe if i remember, ill come to skool wit a camera at hand to take some pictures to shit around with... at least you ppl can stare at some new stuff in the blog. And then i'll show you my mat saleh celup guys... i warned you!!!

Cow. Mooooooo~

*yawns* my favourtite mat saleh celup guys are back in KL... Yay! Yay!

Takde kerje today... so bored... and tut the fact that i still haven't done my chemistry work yet... so malasssssssss!!! I have nothing to say... nothing... nothingggg! Which is amazing cos' im like a natural blabbermouth when i feel like it. But i don't... not today... so boohoo to you too...

Back to reality, which bites... hard... and if your not carefull it bite up in the ass... careful! I DOWANNA GO TO SCHOOL!!!! So lazy... ohmygawd~!

Hahah... okay... so i'm bored and boring you... get off my case you asswipe and leave me alone... good night!

Days Get Hot...

Oh my god! the weather today is shitty man... i have never had a shittier day in my life... man... and im trying to touch type... amazing huh?! Well... i give up.... wait till i can do it perfectly then i'll go ahead, now i'll just stop.

Yesterday: Yunnie, Reuben, Zuri and I went to RSGC for lack of better things to do. There we lepaked a bit and gymmed and swam... i was so malas i just watched. anyways... that night we at at Ampang Point for dindins... that Taiwanese Noodles place... (i swear the noodles are LE BOMB!) and bought a vcd called "Sepet". After that we all went back and intended to lepak at my house to watch lah kan? But then the minute we all stepped out of Yun's parents car, Zuri's car stopped in front... so Zuri coudn't lepak, which was sad and she was so pissed about it.

Anyways... so we all lepaked and watched Sepet... Damn good movie that but a bit confusing towards the end cos the guy died in a motorcycle accident and when the girl called... he angkat the phone.... it was like... he still loved her in spirit. Got depth but the script is relatively corny and its a low budget movie... so for a low budget movie i'd give it five out of five.

Anyways... nothing else happened... cept... i went all dubb-ish and said Reub's now my "husband"... bodoh kan? memang bodoh.

No Chemistry, Lotsa Gym.

Dont you just hate it when you see the perfect guy but you know there ain't nothing gonna happen cos theres no chemistry between you and him? Well i think there isn't the RIGHT chemistry cos him and i click but were more on the "friends" basis. But i wish there was something more though.

But talk about torture, i almost died (again) at the gym... aaaaaaaaaaaargggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!! Adam, my trainer that costs a bomb, met my dad ari ni... so i had to buat extra sikit laa kan... so that its looks good on my record... tapi skarang taulaa apa jadi kan... i overdid myself. Muaaaaaar... sakit tuuu... Okay back to that dude i wished i had chemistry with but dont... he is le perfect... cept not that cute laa... kawan aku sempat kata dia cute... gelak laa wei. He has like most of the stuff i would normally go crazy for like built, macho, sweet, nice, funny, sarcastic, smart, plays drums, breakdances, looks damn good in uniform, voice like whoa (wei, banyak sangat info laa... susah aku kalo korang tau budak mana)... How do i love him? Let me count the ways? Bak kata Shakespear kan?

So moral of the story is... if no chemistry... put chemicals... reactivity better... so kita cuba-try hari Isnin nak?

Le Project Genesis...

Well here's an insightul attempt to how "Jehovah", "Lucifer" and "Gabriel" made our lil ol planet earth... but its damn funny. The dude who made this ... i will dub thee, literary GENIUS!

http://www.flooble.com/fun/genesis.php

Dreams...

Vell... let uzs zee... dgheamz aghe ghazzer cghyptick dontcha thingk?

fear leads to anger... anger leads to stress... stress leads to doobies... doobies leads to twinkies.

Okay... its actually very easy to talk funny but super hard to type it... and it's not funny. So last night i had this dream right? Very moronic. Cos in it, some guy (name undisclosed) was standing to another guy and suddenly put his arm over my shoulder... and then he moved behind me... and put his other hand on my other shoulder... i imagine it could be kind of heavy... so there he was behind me right? and so i moved to see another computer and he just moved with me... and i think he grinded me... and i woke up feeling really confused and thought: Boy that was dumb, why the hell did i have a boyfriend dream?

Sho then i woke up. and got really pissed that it was what... 5 in the morning? and when i really had to wake up my mudder told me to bake a banana cake... i mean like wtf wassat?! Banana cake? and so i did make it... the rest of the day was boring...

i saw my hot guy... a.k.a Mr. Dude... at the club near the swimmig pool... so we sat at a table near him... and then i realised HE HAS A BELLY RING! AND IT WAS ALL JIGGLY! But its excused cos he has a hot body... really really hot! but the belly ring was a turn off... bt i loved his friends swimming boxers. I'm gonna get one for Jacks birthday. From Mambos i think.

Im ranting again so until next time!

It's As Shitty As The Elevator Incident.

Time goes by so fast now it's not even funny, and the bad thing is... NOBODY IS GETTING ANY YOUNGER. (Unless you a freak who just keeps getting younger and younger everyday... than whoopdeedoo!!!) Anyways, shit happens everyday. To you, to me, to every other guy that passes by. Thankfully, shit isnt always bad... sometimes you just think its bad like, the other day... which i think was on monday (math test! The Horror!)... all the ladies kinda went back home and i was stuck on the third floor with the guys... and when i say guys i meant all of them testosterone pumped side of the species that were having fun pummeling the lights off of Ed. well, it IS fun to watch guys beat the shit out of each other just for kicks and for no obvious reason. It's like their "trying" to show off in front off you. But that just means i like to syok sendiri cos there was NO WAY they pummelled Ed for sweet lil old me... *grins*

Anyways, as time went by had to go back cos my ride was almost there... and in that instance, all the guys, (i.e: Mark, Kish, Adam, Hafiz, Rafel, Ed, etc... i forgot the rest so sue me) a grand total of enough-guys-to-almost-fill-up-the-lift-save-a-small-space-for-a-girl, went in... and if you could hear me eep... *EEP!* that was not fun. I mean it was but it wasn't get what i mean? So there i was, in the midst of towering testosterone... honestly they were towering cos they're a whole lot taller than me i felt like a midget... and suddenly A'Dale thought it was funny to push Ed. And then came the domino effect. Ed fell on me and i fell on Mark. Thankfully, the lift was small and i didn't fall on my ass... that would've been even more embarassing! BUT... BUT!!! I did fall... squash... fall... land on... whatever... on Mark. My whole point being is that i have a BIG ASS ASS! I just hope i didn't violate his balls.

Backup motions only do well when your going out with the guy... otherwise that whole event just damn near freaked me out! So the moral of the story is... NEVER GO INTO A LIFT FULL OF GUYS. ITS DANGEROUS AND PEOPLE WOULD THINK YOU JUST HAD AN ORGY INSIDE COS WE ALL CAME OUT GRINNING.
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Add on:

I'm bored, i'm tired, i have a headache and i flunked math exam ( 18% out of 100%)... it doesn't go as well togeher... maybe a momentary flashback wont hurt won't it? Well again this happened on monday. The day that i had math exam. The day i flunked math exam confirmed. The day i squashed someones balls.

But, that was also the day i told some ladies to go watch Russell Peters cos its funny. Stand up comedians are really really good. You should watch Pablo Francisco oh, whoever is reading this. Anyways, i was telling one of his jokes... not very well but they could sort of understand... and then Kish comes near and goes "Ahahahahah!!! That's really funny," and smirks.

What an idiot. So, i smirk back and attempt to hit him... but he moved... so i tried to elbow him but couldnt find his belly and then at a futile attempt, back handed him and accidentally "grabbed his ass"? What was that all about? Anyway... he turned around with a stupid facial expression and said "Hey, you grabbed my ass!". I tell you, it was a thouroughbred accident!

Russel Peters... frekkin farny man!!!

http://letsget.bz/fun/Russell%20Peters.wmv

click this... and let the streaming hilarioiusitynessness... (is that even a word?)... BEGIN!!!! dont start drooling you French-Greekperson...