Ladies and gentlemen,
Good afternoon.

Fait accompli and I had a good morning, too.

Also, long day ahead full of work and work.
It's how I cope with the general nothingness of the alternative.

Websites of note: http://under30ceo.com

Hallowe'en night was spent with the girls over smokes and chats.
Left the sheysha place at around 2 nd had a little trouble with the car.
2AM, 2 girls, a car key that wont turn.
I called Danny, he asked Lil. It turned out that there was steering lock.
No, we did not panic, we were calm as cucumbers.
We were also giggly as fehk.

Now, to draft some stuff and soften the zonings.

Add-on:
Brilliant Day, all in all.
May the rest of my life be this rewarding.

Can't update Tumblr, no pictures to update with.

Hallowe'en was spent with some wonderful women.

Got home at 2AM.

Will update further when I wake up.

Have. To. Start. Work. On. ElectiveSpacePlanning.

OMG.

*headdesk*

But, me being the genius that I am, have forgotten to load up my stuff in the bag to be worked on today at the office. Yay...

Post Teach For Malaysia (TFM) Forum, 7:45PM to 9:30PM yesterday.
Met the founders, spoke to one of the key people from Teach for America and Teach for India. She's an amazing speaker, bubbly, typical dedicated teacher behaviour, she even dresses like one. Makes me miss Michelle Lee lots and lots. Which then makes me wonder if Michelle Lee is a part of Teach for America. With her kind of dedication, and the fact that she is already in the education industry (being a grade school teacher and making a difference and all, she's just too awesome -- Mad props) I think she would be the most likely candidate. But she's American so she's not going to be a pioneer for TFM. Obviously.

I did, however, send the message out to G'Pa who had voiced out an interest in teaching. I asked him to send in an application and go for the interviews, even if it is somewhat stringent, they do have seriously high standards. If I wanted to teach I would totally go for the two year placement course. Apparently, applications only open on the 1st of December. God speed, my fellows. God speed. They have but four weeks to do up their whole plan and engage whoever it is they want to engage.

Click HERE for their website.

Or HERE for their Twitter.

Or HERE for their Facebook Page

Thank you so much to Iski for letting me carpool with him and his brother there. If I had known I'd be going back towards Jalan Tun Razak, I wouldn't have bothered going to RSGC. Meh. I could've just gone to Jalan Damai and waited for him there. All in all a fruitful evening of rubbing shoulders with some pretty powerful people. And get this, The founders are Consultants from Pricewaterhousecoopers (is that all seriously one word?)... (although, I didn't look back and I'm sure uncle Johan doesn't remember what I look like) Uncle Johan Raslan was there too.

See how social networking is taking over the world?
See it?
Yeah, it's totally kicking some conventional ass.

Work time... BLARGH! *flips table*

Yesterday's update today...
Class, bank, work. Itu sahaja.

No coffee at the office for me unless I want to start spewing nonsense. This is concluded after Tuesday's shenanigans.

It's Thursday. There's a forum tonight for Teach for Malaysia. I'm hoping the girl from MIT doesn't whoop everyone's ass with her questions. MIT... Woooooooo...
Iski's ditching me for futsal halfway through.

I have news that will probably make some people hate me. Well, no, hate is a strong word. I'd probably have to make it up to the person one way or another.
Annoyances in bucketloads.
ARGHGHGHG... How to bring it up? HOW HOW HOW?

Hallowe'en update:
- They're going clubbing, I'm going to sleep. I guess I'm not going to be a Droog again this year. Sad. But it's not like I have the costume ready anyway, Milk Bars.

I want to go out for tokkoks, sheysha and good company. It's been a a while. Also, Tapas with May and Min.

I finish work 20 minutes early almost like clockwork. ha-ha no pun intended. -_________-

Day two of the internship.
They gave me lots of work that I have to continue tomorrow. Yay!

I make it sound like I'm keeping a journal for the zombie apocalypse.
Tomorrow I have to bank in money to my parents. Half and half.
Then, I have to work my ass off.

I have finger cramps.

Good lunch-hour citizens of the intertoobz,

I'm having sandwiches in the office. No, make that A sandwich.
The rest of the fellows have gone to noms KFC. Terribly enticing!

Also, my shoulder is in pain and I have a British person talking in my head.
What the vag?

So, as it is, this computer doesn't have Windows Live Messenger, only the poxy old (Re: original) messenger. The computer itself looks rather high tech though, considering it is a computer for rendering 3DMax stuff. Oh, look at me, rambling away out of boredom. I have no idea whether or not the computer I've been designated with has a mouse. It's kind of... Not there.

On the table is a plum I am contemplating on eating. Should I eat the plum now and suffer the wrath of angry stomach at 4? Or keep myself rather satiated with ONE sandwich and eat the plum at 4. Decisions, decisions.

Wow, this is hereby the worst update that has ever come out of my head. It's pouring like liquid shite.

It's day one off 8 weeks by the way. I can feel my head reeling in excitement. Also, I'm dehydrated.
Vodkas yesterday was definitely not a good idea.
Ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble.

I need a nap and a hug from someone I know. It's going to take me a while to get used to being in an office again.

If you read the whole thing, I applaud you for your tenacity. Here's a gold star cookie sticker.

The Kings and Queens of Comedy!

Oh, my God! Too funny!

Best two-hundred bucks I've ever spent in my life.

Loved it.

So what happened was that we planned to go early to get a bite to eat at KLCC but Azoe and the boys left late and arrived at my house late so we ended up going for sandwiches. We decided to play it safe and go in early, which was a good thing because turns out our seats was up a few flights of stairs. If we went late we would have missed half the show. Oh, no!

But we were assisted by a few members of staff, especially one particular organiser who eventually arranged for us to meet the members so we could hang out and take pictures with them. Oh, wheelchair, you take me places.

The gist of what we concluded after we took pictures with the members of stand up, Syaz started it by thanking me.

It goes backwards starting with...

If it weren't for me, we wouldn't have gone to take pictures with the members of K&QoC.

If it weren't for Azoe, we wouldn't have the tickets.

If it weren't for Amin, we wouldn't even know about it.

If it weren't for Syaz, Amin wouldn't go.

If Amin didn't go it'd be just me and Azoe.

If it were me and Azoe only, Azoe's girlfriend would kill both of us... with sharks... holding guns... with lazerbeams on their heads.

So, if it weren't for all of us, the laughing fits and hysterics would've met a different ambiance. You guys are awesome.

We regret nothing.

We went for extra sustenance and sheysha after the show and had a recap session then I listened to the boys bitch about work.

Quotable quotes!

"Follow that guy, he looks like he has a sense of humour!" - Amin, when in the car looking for a way to get to KLCC Convention Center car park.

"Bukiting your bintang," -Vir Das, talking about when a dog sniffs your crotch (also reference to BJs)

And those are the ones I remember! Imagine the multitude of the ones I don't!

The pictures are with Syaz, I'll upload them when I get them, keep your pants on.

By the way, Shrek cat and fluff ball TOO CUTE (click here)!

Off to Bong's at 1PM for Jello shots, pizza, drinks and sunbathing :D

Went to a Company quarterly meet-up.
From 8:30AM to 1PM
Was an interesting thing to have done.

Met my boss,
He was the only one during the meeting to have worn shades indoors.
Thought he was a douchebag for doing so.
Then...
Then I found out it's cos he has conjunctivitis and was ill.
Hahahaha...
Ne'er judge a book by it's cover.

Met my senior, I cannot recall her name, something like Julia? Damn.
She's awesome though!

KINGS AND QUEENS OF COMEDY ASIA TONIGHT! Wheeeeeeee!!!

Inside joke: IT'S BLUE! BRUISED! HAHAHAHAHAHA... I win.

Mom got the new iPhone 4.

So I get her old iPhone 3G.

Installing apps now. I finally has 4sq.

Hehehehehe...

Procrastinating, obviously.

Oh, brainfart time.
You know there's two quotes contradictory to each other.
- Many hands make light work.
- Too many cooks spoil the broth.
It only goes to show how important it is to only have ONE leader. If you have 3 it's going to be pretty shit.

Why does my head hurt?
Oh, yeah, the caffein finally wore off.

Nap time 'til dinner. Then work. Hahahahaha... Yeah.

Oooh and it's raining!