I am, eventually, going to attempt making Kuih Akok and Onde-Onde...

Akok, which I like to eat straight out of the fridge:
Ingredients:
9 large eggs
1 coconut, extract cream equivalent to 1 bowl
2/3 cup sugar
70-80 gm rice flou
Method:
1. Beat the eggs lightly with sugar
2. Pour in coconut cream and mix well
3. Add in flour
4. Heat the brass mould
5. Spoon mixture into mould and close the lid
6. Remove when cooked.


Onde-onde:
Ingredients:
250 g Glutinous rice flour
200 ml Pandan juice (Blend 10 Pandan leaves with 220 ml water.)
150 g Gula Melaka (Palm Sugar), finely chopped
100 g Grated coconut
A pinch of salt (or sea salt)
Method:
1.In a large bowl, combine the glutinous rice flour with Pandan juice and knead lightly. Pinch a small piece of the dough (about 40 g) and drop it into boiling water.
2.When the dough rises up the surface, remove it with a slotted spoon and shake off the excess water.
3.Mix it back into the main dough and knead well to form smooth dough.
4.Cover the dough and set aside for about 15 minutes.
5.Mix the grated coconut with a pinch of salt and steam for about 2 – 3 minutes and let it cool completely.
6.Bring a pot of water to boil.
7.Pinch a small piece of dough (about 15 g each) and flatten lightly.
8.Fill the center of the dough with gula Melaka.
9.Roll them in your palm to form a smooth ball and cook the glutinous rice balls in the boiling water.
10.When the rice balls float to the surface, remove them with a slotted spoon and shake off the excess water.
11.Coat the rice balls with grated coconut and serve immediately.
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If this works, you can expect some to be served on the day of my open house because I'm lovely like that. AND Sirap bandung because it's awesome.

Rest easy that the obligatory Raya poem will make an appearance eventually, fasting started out well but I still need to drink more water.

Things to do:
- Source out Some cartoony photos of a bunch of characters and some topography maps for The Expanded Screen (ES)
- Do all ES readings in prep for Tuesday's class.
- Buy a sketchbook for Make and start sketching things
- Sketch out idea for the 'paper' portion of Make and hopefully not get overambitious
- Design two different ideas for the same house, zoning, examples of images and types of materials to use for the house for Light Trap (LT).

Really, now that I've written all those tasks down, it's not that much of work actually...

P/S, today's mindfuck is brought to you by AntiVJ


EYJAFJALLAJÖKULL from Joanie Lemercier (AntiVJ) on Vimeo.

I'm crushing on Tastybum* at Hajime.

He looks like an awesome guy.

So I did half of my assignmnet 3 for M&F, now alls I haves to do is find a nice folder

Oh yea,

I forgot to mention that the birthday stuff-yer-face session is now on SUNDAY the 19th di rumah seberang tasik round lunchish.

Your prerogative on the time of lunch for food will be served round 1.

I'm taking dessert requests because I have no idea what to make for the sweet teethed peoples.

Updates on the BBQ info:

Sunday late lunch, round evening-ish.

Food?

I haven't really thought past potato salad and pieces of meats on the barbe yet.
M'thinkin of a bell peppers and leek antipasti?

List of invitees:
Whole family
+
Na
Mo
Kim
Michelle Cheam
May Lee
Danny
Junes
Kyn
Liza
dll. to be updated soonish.

Gotta finish up 3 drawings by noon tomorrow.

Sounds like a poon-day. hahahaahhahah...

Another barbeque to celebrate my 22nd?

I actually like growing old even if I'm that much older to being 6 feet under, as morbid as that may be.

Woooooooooo, I'm turning twenty-twooooooooooo...

But my otak masih lekat di dunia tak betul.

Sigh... It's time to write up the guest list and food list... Yes, I'll be cooking.

Those who can answer the questions below are automatically invited, answers will be the sekret password. hahahaha

1. Do I adore you to a certain extent? How?

2. What's my number one ambition even if the likeliness of fulfillment is zero to none?

3. Do you likes mah cookinz?

4. How much wood can a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

Remember ,kids, there's no wrong answer.

Only an 'ACCESS DENIED' to free delicious food.

Details thus far:

- 18th April, Saturday.

- Malam, your prerogative oowards the meaning of 'malam'. Tak main pukul 3 pagi ye?

- BBQ, potluck 

post-script:

Our new prime rib-roast with pink titties gives speeches that would make insomniacs go into R.E.M.

Good morning, kids.

Gifs from Genting.

So there we go.

Fun on a hill.

So I'm browsing the internet for recipes again and on my food-do list are:

• Secret Scrummy Choc Fudge Brownies
• Spiced Chicken Tenders Sammiches in Special Herbed Mayo
• Garlic Franks <<>
• Delibooticious cupcakes ? ahahahah

I'm not posting paella pictures because I haven't made the perfect one yet. YET!

If you're reading this, I'm already halfway to Cherating.

*glee*

Went to Palate Palette.

Went to sheesh across the street from Castle.

It's a Syrian shop...

I know because I asked cousin of 'Si Hot'.

'Si Hot' is unattached so I will continue to harass the guy and then buat muka sombong gila babs. hahahahahahha...

I had the blurcase yesterday. Sungguh not funny.

Post xam bloggage

And since I’ve not blogged for 2+ weeks, here’s a date recap of what happened with me and my bodily functions and maybe some other less important time-consuming stuff…

18th April 2008 – stuffs gotten



I received a gift from sayang Akerzz. He remembers my affinity to Jhonen Vazquez (which he had introduced in the first place). Now I have a mind numbing comic to read post-exam, yay~!

19th April 2008 – Nothing happened today.

I had a sandwich for dinner.

20th April 2008 - Not getting my ‘fox’ on.

It seems as though these few days leave me in a lurch of want, wants that are of the male variety. I wholeheartedly blame my genetic imperative for causing all of these wants to be present. I deny my genetic imperative living only with the thought of self preservation and that of others. My genetic imperative is similar to many human beings. My genetic imperative pokes fun at the movies Species I to IV. My genetic imperative mocks my subculture. My genetic imperative is generic. My genetic imperative is making me a horn-dog.

Buuuuuuuut… as with all genetic imperatives, it shall have to be ignored for the greater good and all that is holy *chookecoughchokebarf*.

21st April 2008 – Nothing happened today too

SING FOR BOREDOM! HAPPY EARTH DAY TOMORROW?
I should stop computing then.

22nd April 2008 – bulatan crops

Ever wondered about crop circles and who or what made them?
Ever thought that it might mean something?



Fig. 1.1

Maybe the crop circle shown in figure 1.1 means ‘[bleep] you’ in alien and they’re all messing with us.


Fig. 1.2

Maybe figure 1.2 means ‘I am an Idiot’?

Also, it’s funny how many people have crop circle drawn on themselves as tattoos…
Imagine if you will…



“Hi mom, I like blasmerphlarg.”

Don’t ask me what ‘blasmerphlarg’ is.

23rd April 2008 - If you could put together a dream team of 10 bands to perform for you and friends, who would they be?

I took this off Na’s blorg.

No, I wasn’t sniggering at your Hansons thing, I was making funny khh noise because umm… my nose was umm… itchy. Yes, it was itchy so I had to khh and then khh again many times. Thus making the sound “khh khh khh khh…”


System Of A Down
HIATUS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Incubus
pre Light Grenades cos the last album didn’t drum my heart-strings

Queen
Fat bottom girls is my theme song. XD


Static X
Just so that he can sing ‘I’m with Stupid’


G3
w/ Eric Johnson, Steve Vai and Joe Satriani


The Cat Empire
how can you NOT like these Melby natives?


Seven Collar T-Shirt
satu-satunya Malaysian band that I’m proud of

Alexisonfire

Bob Marley
aaaaaai shot deh sherrehff, baht ai deed not shoot deh depooty. Oh, noh noooooh!

Camille
ku suka this French lady so much!


The Crusaders
best instrumental jazz EVARRR!!!

Approved!

24th April 2008 – Moozakk

Nina Tuds brought me YUNA to sample. She’s really good for a (and I’m running on an assumption here) hipster indie wannabe. Her compositions and tone reminds me of a mixture of Frente and Suzanne Vega and maybe Camille without the frivolity of any of Camille’s gorgeous pieces. Though admittedly, Yuna’s songs become stale after a few listens. They become quite generic but I’m still excited to be exposed to her. Yay for Malaysians. *smirks*



Yes, she’s a hijabi.

25th April 2008 – Ty! Ty! I have preposition for you!

How would you like to join me in a cooperative illustration of a short story called “You” that I am in the process of completing? It also depends if you ada masa ke tak lah, otherwise I cari orang lain. :P

26th April 2008 – she wants me to BREED?!

MaternalUnit (after finding unmentionables in my bathroom):
NOW, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET MARRIED IF YOU CONTINUE TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS?!?!?! *continue to meleter*

Me (in my head because saying it out-loud will mean me ending up as someone’s next meal):
Tannah kawin pun… tch.
*Rolls eyes*

Segway:
I’m being paranoid about the webcam. Someone may be hacking into it OH NOES!!! So, I googled the web to see if it was possible and yes, it is possible.
Hackers can do anytheeeeeeeeeeng.
But itu pun, I’m just being paranoid considering the on switch on the webcam suddenly comes on when I’m not using it.
O_o;;
Holy shiatsu massage, Batman!

I’m so the paranoid. *smirks*

27th April 2008 – meet-up plans.

Gonna be meeting up with the girls from Cempaka, edibles at Ma Maison but the date has yet to be confirmed.

Post xam and Mabel’s bornday.
I miss my Cempaka lot. Honest! I do not lie about such things!

Ode-in-photos to Cem-fuck-er College…






Attn: Scan old SSIJKL photos for insertion into the interwebs and stuff.

Things most frequently heard under the age of 12:
“Aku sekeh ‘palo mung,”
-MaternalUnit when I do something the bodo-
28th April 2008 – band

Silversun Pickups…


… That is all.

29th April 2008 – beards are sexy


[Alexisonfire]


[Dallas Green off Alexisonfire]

Upon that thought. I started laughing because aside from the totally yummy beards and glasses I saw Mr. T and that Harry Potter guy in all their unkempt glory.


[Hagrid from Harry Potter]


[I Pity Da Fool...]

And some interesting webbies for you to kill time with:

Subway Crush/
You Talk Wrong
How fast do you Type?

29th April 2008 – all smiles

A friend of mine sent me a song and the title was my name. Tak kisah-lah spelling macam mana cos everywhere pun spelling lain… tch… but the point is: It made me smile because I felt loved. When someone thinks of you enough to say hi or send a song it says that you’re loved doesn’t it?

So here I am sitting in my room beaming from head to toe. I need to study but have lost all focus at the moment, instead, beaming at the fact that some people do think of me and that I am loved.

This was brought to you by the wonderful world of emoemoemo~!

Also, I’m not one for gila slow songs right but can you see my ego inflating???
Can ya? Woooooo. It’s HUUUUUUUUUGE!

For realsy though, the song is dedicated to all women.

30th April 2008 – tak kawin punya…

You know why I will never settle? (NEVARR!!)
It’s because I hate the concept of the fair-skinned but I also sometimes dislike the appearance of most of the tanner skinned.
*shrugs*
Whatever it is lah. Tak kisah pun.

1st May 2008 – OMGFTWBBQSQUIRRELNUTS!

FIIIIIIIVE MOAR DAYSSSSSSS!!!

2nd May 2008 – lovessss!!!

AKMAL HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY BABE!!!!!
Missing you loads here, tch… Not really.
XD
Have fun in Perth.
Xx

3rd May 2008 – diddle

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle the cow jumped over the moon, the little dog barked to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon.

Considering that people use the word ‘diddle’ to mean the sexytime what does that song sound like to you now?

Hey DIDDLE DIDDLE << *breathes in* The CAT and the FIDDLE <<>

4th May 2008 – aiya…

Seven Collar T-Shirt’s Summary.



Insert: How come there’s no lyrics databank for SCTS? Babi.

5th May 2008 – fuh…

Uno day + some hours left…

6th May 2008 – tomorrow… I LOVE YA!

Finally, it cometh.

Camille’s Au Port because I’m a poncy prat.


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I hope you guys enjoyed 2 weeks worth of non-blogging bloggage! What? You’re telling me I shouldn’t have? You’re aflutter with delight? For serious? No, here, have a bagel.

Actually, some of the stuff I filled in either a day early or 3 days late. XD