Yeaaaah... that.

And presents.

Because Capitalism.

Earlier I had posted a continuation of a story that was supposed to be posted on Project Aries so I simply moved it to it's original place. Go to the linked thing to have a read then. My brainfarts have been random.

Since tomorrow is Chinese New Year or the Lunar New Year, I'd like to wish everyone I know and love, or loved, or even hate - yes, the strong word emerges! - a Happy CNY! May you depart and arrive safely to the locale of your choice and return as safely as you left! May you receive lots and lots of angpao and spend it quickly, or leave it to rot with the economy in  the bank! May you pig out irrationally and come back whining about how much weight you've gained! May you feel like killing your vapid and inane relatives and end up not doing so because you have so much more to live for even if they don't! May you - bla bla bla bla blahdi bla bla so that blabla blah bla bla blee bla bley bla bla AND bla bla bla blableyblahblahdiblahabla.

And to those vehemently insistant on the fact that they don't celebrate CNY please keep your mouth shut and enjoy the happy shiney while it lasts. As a member of a human race we really don't care that you're not Chinese and don't celebrate the Lunar New Year. Hells, I'm not a Cauc yet the whole world celebrates the Gregorian one. Give me a break people! Keep your hypocrisy to yourself okai?!

Lots of love, hugs and kisses and so on,

Queen of the Universe, Lord of all.

p/s: I have twitter now! So you're all somewhat excused from reading brainfarts as posts. Somewhat. Unless brainfarts needs to be expanded upon.

there's a special place in my heart where I keep my hatred for rendering.

Happy oncoming Skewer Kheyzoos on a T-Stick day!

It's 'bout that time yeh?

Selamat Hari Raya to all!

Have a great holiday!
Even if we all know this festive season entails much cheek pincing and trying to recognise relatives... not forgetting the infinite questions from that sweet little old lady who calls herself Wan Ena.

Selamat Hari Raya and may you live a million years more (and not have to use beauty creams).
*smirk*

No, no cheesy poems about forgiveness this year.
I've had enough of those.