I had a creepy-ass dream though I don't quite remember it. It had something to do with an interdimensional safe house, first floor was for a women's club, the upper floor was for some kind of weird fire-pit covered with a large plastic-like tarp and we had to use 'brimstone' to fire it up.

Guy: Can you make brimstone?
Me: If I'm pissed enough... hahahaha... *didn't realise he was serious*

It's freaky because the pit summons things that wouldn't be there otherwise, Like the Minotaur with a giant axe that lead me through the cavernous flux and into the safe house's portal.

I can't remember the rest now. Pfeh.

A friend of mine had a weird dream last night and I was in it, set five years in the future.
*gets permission to post*

X:(10:34 AM):

*I had a weird dream last night

Me:(10:34 AM):

*oh yeah?

X:(10:35 AM):

*You know one of those set in the future but feels super real as if you were actually awake and you have false memories of the time between you fell asleep and when the dream began.

*You were in it though

X:(10:36 AM):

*Set 5 years in the future. I was working at the travel company still and was also just starting up my company.

Me:(10:37 AM):

*fwoaarr... i get dreams where it's set in an alternate earth... everything's sort of different but it feels the same and usually... there are zombies. hahahaha

*then?

X:(10:37 AM):

*Mostly it was me going to peoples weddings traveling and working

*I missed your wedding

Me:(10:38 AM):

*watafaaaaaaaj?

*my wedding?

X:(10:38 AM):

*Yea xD

*Yea

*Hahahaha

Me:(10:40 AM):

*omg... what a ... weird thing for me to do in 5 years

*the guy had better be up to par

*hahaha

X:(10:41 AM):

*It was (person's name here) hahaha

Me:(10:41 AM):

*omaigawd...

*.........................

*tak leh blah....

**headdesk*

X:(10:41 AM):

*Hehehe

Me:(10:42 AM):

*mainly because i have obscene standards if i had to marry the guy

*and... well... no one's come close to the batting range yet

HAHAHAH (person's name here)

*-__________________-

X:(10:43 AM):

*Yea.... It was shotgun

Me:(10:43 AM):

*that is so strange

*what else?

*surely there's more to it

X:(10:44 AM):

*You were upset with me because my ex was at the wedding

*You didn't like the guy

Me:(10:44 AM):

*HAHAHAHA...

*which one is this?

*stalker boy?

X:(10:45 AM):

*Nope a future ex

Me:(10:45 AM):

*oooooo

X:(10:45 AM):

*5'10 Malay guy

Me:(10:45 AM):

*good looking?

X:(10:46 AM):

*Pretty good according to you... He brought his new gf

Me:(10:46 AM):

*omg now you have to tell the whole thing -- even if it's segmented and you don't remember-- in complete sentences and arcs

*hahahahaha

X:(10:48 AM):

*Okay so it starts with me waking up in my very own apartment. (wooo!!) get into my car and head to the gym (it's a Sunday) and you ring me while in on the treadmill telling me off

*You are saying I'm awful for not turning up for the wedding and I was all "it was an emergency I had to go to (random Chinese sounding place name) to sort out the factory.. I got back this morning" and then you were ranting that my scummy ex brought his new gf to your wedding (days after he broke up with me) and that all hot guys were jerks

Me:(10:52 AM):

*hahahaha...

X:(10:53 AM):

*After that we met up for lunch and saw Skankyhoe* in a distance pushing a baby stroller and you were shaking your head

Me:(10:53 AM):

*HAAAAAHAHAHAHA

X:(10:53 AM):

*Then we end up going shopping for your wedding gift (I didn't get one yet)

Me:(10:53 AM):

*it had better not be a vase

*hahahaha

X:(10:54 AM):

*Hmmm.... Freaky

*During lunch I was like "about your wedding gift" and you were like "no vase please"

Me:(10:54 AM):

*HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

*i think i say that one too many times

*your subconsious picked it up

X:(10:55 AM):

*You made me buy a washing machine

Me:(10:55 AM):

*omfg hahahahahahaha

*i doan know how to use a washing machine

*im useless that way

X:(10:55 AM):

*Yea it had one button that says start/stop that's it

*Anyhow afterwards I travel around for work and meet an old guy friend who is from the future (he just got divorced) and I go for dinner with him I wake up

Me:(11:00 AM):

*i hate waking up from movie dreams

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Anyway, shortly after those lines she explains that it was shotgun cos I got preggers by the FWB and decided, and i quote, "What the hell let's get married could do worse."

The best part though? In that dream I had to only work 2 months a year. Score, bitches.

Last night's dream involved spies, villainous corporations, covert operations, sneaking around places pretending to be evil, booby-trapped mazes and me using a mug to beat the shit out of my brother.

Who was the Matahari? Me.

*headdesk*

I dreamt a useless dream last night. It was about DS1 work.

I did my shit and passed up and we went on a field trip to the space and lo, I did a shit job at my redesign. Luckily it was just a bubble diagram week so I could fix my spaces...

But still... It was shit bricks in 3 suitcases man...

Add on:

I remember when I was little I used to have pillow fights with my siblings in the TV room. We'd build pillow forts from the couch cushions and end up playing 'The Floor Is Lava". Much to my mother's disdain. 

There was alot of bouncing around on throw pillows to avoid the floor. The table was used as a stepping stone. All which incited the rage of the mothercreature.

Run, siblings, RUN!

Also, we played "Pile the pillows on the kitty,"

Fun times.

What is it about really strange dreams??

On one hand, it's brilliant like Stanley Kubrick.

On the other hand, it's waking up with insane WTFWTFWTFWTF?!

A brief summary of last night's episode:

- Driving

- Two small girls with me in car

- Flood

- Car sinking

- Girls and I escape but stranded on treetops, and itt's really high

- Moving from the top of jungles all the way to safe ground

- Finding a 'tribe' of stupid men who don't understand the meaning of "two-children-are-stuck-in-trees-we-must-help"

- Being topless and not caring

- Being angry and trying to injure stupid men with ball-crush-of-death

- Must be fake balls because male did not even flinch. Giggled even.

- Left in a huff

- Hitchiking

- parents living in a different house and again not caring that "two-children-are-stuck-in-trees-we-must-help"

- rain, again.

- don't remember at what point I stopped being topless

- at the back of Sri Inai Senior school hall

- baju kurung

- male classmates from gradeschool whom I haven't seen for YEAAAAAAAARS

- Wan's house

- Pretending to leave when actually you're just going to walk around the house because you don't find some people worth your time anymore

- Soirees

- Great grand uncles and aunties

- Snubbing selected individuals

And then I don't remember/woke up.

Let me put a few things in perspective:

• I love rain. It's one of those things that bring me comfort. The harder the rain becomes the happier I feel.
• I hate taking walks.
• Being topless scares me half to death.
• Ball-crush-of-death will always make boys cry.

Kepelikan teramat sangat!

Perhaps I need to learn to lucid dream?

brainfart:

I like Jason Boyd and Audiovent.

'stoo bad they broke up in 2004.

dreaming

This is me typing out this dream I had upon waking up this morning:
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okay okay so it was kinda weird right
i arrived at this womans house
she's tres awesome in my dream
i was a no money traveller
so i arrived and she has me come in
and i says to her
i dont have any money but i can do odd jobs for you in lieu of payment
so yes
my bunk is the blablabola... sordid details and all
so i went and she brought me to this room after letak bag
in room were bunch of people
and when i say bohemian i MEAN bohemian
like omg... yoga incense and everything
then there was this 2 guys talking at the front and im sitting down
fat one was playing guitar... kinda cute...
after show, fatty starts hitting on me... and kisses thigh... im like DUDE WTF?
so change reality
im flipping though an album for other guy
desperately good looking
he's a dj
i looked through photos and found one that i recognise
then i go "eh how come you know danny's sisetr?"
and he was like whu?
and i was like yea... wait you were that dj at the party here...
then i flipped more pages and found a photo of all of us... most vivid face was kyna
and he was like "omg you guys were the ones that said i sucked badly at mixing"
and i was like "no no... nuuuuuuuu... we just didnt appreciate it"
and then

Michelle says:
hahahaha wtf?

(I ♥♪) Red says:
he took out a tiny cd
and said "here's the mix YOU GUYS made to make ME embarassed"
and then i was like shit. in my head... and went to peluk all apolagetically like im so wrong sorry so sorry you totally rock at dj-ing totally
and the stroke my hair and kiss forehead then
i woke up to pee.
the end.
:/
random gila
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I'm not checking the grammar cos I'm too lazy.
I also went through several other messed up dreams I had throughout my life (plus one Naf dream reiterated) and it made me wonder if I should go for therapy...

Then a spot of deja vous for the day. No, for the year I hope. I hate deja vous...

dreams

Last night was the first time I ever had a dream that was so convoluted and rediculous I had to question my sanity. I can't tell you exactly what happened but I can tell you there was a drowning cobra turning into a guy involved.

I have to go collect my thoughts before I say anything else.

Oh, and the new layout will be up and running as soon as I can install Adobe and fart about with some pictures

Dreams...

Vell... let uzs zee... dgheamz aghe ghazzer cghyptick dontcha thingk?

fear leads to anger... anger leads to stress... stress leads to doobies... doobies leads to twinkies.

Okay... its actually very easy to talk funny but super hard to type it... and it's not funny. So last night i had this dream right? Very moronic. Cos in it, some guy (name undisclosed) was standing to another guy and suddenly put his arm over my shoulder... and then he moved behind me... and put his other hand on my other shoulder... i imagine it could be kind of heavy... so there he was behind me right? and so i moved to see another computer and he just moved with me... and i think he grinded me... and i woke up feeling really confused and thought: Boy that was dumb, why the hell did i have a boyfriend dream?

Sho then i woke up. and got really pissed that it was what... 5 in the morning? and when i really had to wake up my mudder told me to bake a banana cake... i mean like wtf wassat?! Banana cake? and so i did make it... the rest of the day was boring...

i saw my hot guy... a.k.a Mr. Dude... at the club near the swimmig pool... so we sat at a table near him... and then i realised HE HAS A BELLY RING! AND IT WAS ALL JIGGLY! But its excused cos he has a hot body... really really hot! but the belly ring was a turn off... bt i loved his friends swimming boxers. I'm gonna get one for Jacks birthday. From Mambos i think.

Im ranting again so until next time!