Pansy thinks the words that leak out of my ear is copy-pasted.

I kill him.

BALLS!

Things to do:

- 2D CAD H/W

- Client Profile for DS1 Finals

- At least 3 pieces of PD2 backlog

*Looks at the PD2 backlog with disdain*

haiyooo... how lyddis...

Pansy's paper is tomorrs. I say good luck, pansyyy!

SCARY is a guy friend coming over alone to your house at 1am without people thinking of something else going on.

AWESOME is when you take all the good music said guy friend has from his hard drive for your listening pleasure.

AWKWARD is when guy friend's guy friends come over and there's 4 of them.

EVEN MORE AWKWARD is when those four never get to chill since they keep anticipating mothercreature coming downstairs and turning on the wrath.

ABSOFUCKINLUTELY ATTRACTIVE is one of your guy friend's guy friend.

NOT SO ATTRACTIVE is when you find out guy friend just went through a breakup.

BETTER is when you find out break-up was mutual.

INTERESTING is when you find out one of the guy friend's guy friend has a fetish.

HILARIOUS is when your guy friend tells you that one of his friends was absolutely terrified.

TERRIFIC is when people are taken aback by culture shock.

Be forewarned that this set of talkies is not child-safe nor is it prude-safe.

Also keep in mind that this is categorised under NONSENSE CONTESTS so it will inevitably be drivvel.

And naturally, some bits have been omitted to make you:

a) confused

b) go out of loop

c) read without all the redundancies

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Pansy Bird:

*the science of jacking off

*lol

I:

*hey there's a disscov progrram called the science of sex yannoe

*is interesting

*hahaha

*i wonder if there's any jahb called a sexologist

*fornicatorologist

*hahaha

Pansy Bird:

*ahahaha

*oralogist

I:

*fuckology 101

Pansy Bird:

*professor fuck-alot

I:

*professor virginia fellatio

Pansy Bird:

*PHD

*pure hard dick

I:

*awesome

*i didnt think of that

*hahaha

Pansy Bird:

*lol

*professor virginia fellatio PHD

I:

*write it as your nickname

*hahaha

Pansy Bird:

*ahhaahahahahahahahaha

I:

*Prof. Virginia Fellati PhD

Pansy Bird:

*ahh

I:

*just to cover up abit

Pansy Bird:

*DAR Comics

I:

*hmmmmmmm?

*oh yeaaaaa

*whats the dude's name?

*fella...

Pansy Bird:

*fellati sumthing

I:

*use that one

*XD 

*now for guy names

*Dr. Heywood Jablowmay

Pansy Bird:

*Dr. Woody Thrust

I:

*Dr. Orome Nao

Pansy Bird:

*LOL

*thats an asian

*Dr. Sak Mee Dip

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Can't say I didn't warn ya.

Props to Amir*cough*PANSY*cough* for being so awesome with the imparting of knowledge.

i squee now.