Jungle Wax

I swear to you, these guys are actually REALLY, REALLY smart cookies. And then this happens.

I can't even...

Lord Soso:

i love cold..

as cold as ice

AAIIISSSEEE

deng deng degedeng deng deng

Me:

wtf is that?

IS RAINING ALSO

JUST RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN COLD COLD COLD COLD RAIN

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Lord Soso:

that fuck was vanilla ice

AISE AISE BEBEH

Me:

no it's not

NO ITS NOT

degedeng degedeng deng deng deng.

THAT'S vanilla aise aise bebeh

GET IT RIGHT

Lord Soso:

no!

NO!

its deng deng degedeng deng deng deng

U GET IT RITE!

Me:

that last one was right

THE FIRST ONE YOU WROTE IS WRONG

tak cukup satu deng

Lord Soso:

its missing a deng

wait..

WHY THE HELL R WE DOING THIS

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Because we're special like that.

Like the short bus.

Douchey is retarded...

Ahahahahahhahaha...

Most of the time, when I have to work, nonsense happens.

Me (7:32 PM)

WHAT YOU DOING?

Grampooh (7:33 PM)

I WERKING

lol

Me (7:34 PM)

OKAY THAT'S COOL

Grampooh (7:35 PM)

LOL

WHAT YOU DOING?

Me (7:36 PM)

I'M SHOUTING IN MY HEAD

AND DOING WERK TOO

I LIKE SHOUTING IN MY HEAD

MAKES ME THINK IM CRAZY

ALSO I THINK IM QUITE HILARIOUS

Grampooh (7:40 PM)

HAMAGAD UR HILARIOUS

Me (7:40 PM)

WHY THANK YOU

Grampooh (7:40 PM)

LETS JUST SHOUT ALL DAY

Me (7:40 PM)

I THINK THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA!

SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT

Grampooh (7:40 PM)

YAY

SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT

Me (7:40 PM)

WHY IS YOUR FONT SIGNIFICANTLY BIGGER THAN MINE?!

Grampooh (7:41 PM)

I HAVE NO IDEA

Me (7:41 PM)

I JUST REALISED

YAY!

Grampooh (7:41 PM)

MAYBE BECAUSE I AM AWESOMER!

YAY!

Me (7:41 PM)

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME!

Grampooh (7:41 PM)

NO ITS BECAUSE I AM AWESOMER!

Me (7:41 PM)

OMG I DO SOUND CRAZY

I AM CRAZY!

Grampooh (7:41 PM)

DO I AWESOME?

Me (7:41 PM)

WHEEEEEEEE

DO YOU AWES- NO I AM AWESOMEREST

Me (7:42 PM)

I WILL NOW SHOUT WITHOUT PUNCTUATION

Grampooh (7:42 PM)

DO I AWESOME!!!

Me (7:42 PM)

I AM AWESOME

Grampooh (7:42 PM)

I AM AWESOMERESTEST

Me (7:42 PM)

IF I READ THIS AGAIN TOMORROW I WILL WTF

I AM AWESOMERESTESTESTNESSESS

Grampooh (7:43 PM)

I AM WTF-ING NOW

Me (7:43 PM)

I WANT STEAK

Grampooh (7:43 PM)

I AM AWESOMERESTESTESTNESSESSTESSTESSNESSTESSS

Me (7:43 PM)

TESTICULARITY

Grampooh (7:43 PM)

STEAK SOUNDS GREAT

I WOULD WANT ONE TOO

Me (7:44 PM)

YOU HAVE TWO TESTICULARITIES YOU DONT NEED ANOTHER ONE

Grampooh (7:44 PM)

I WANT STEAK TOO

Me (7:44 PM)

I FINISHED A WHOLE BAG OF MNMS

Grampooh (7:44 PM)

NOW U MADE ME WANT STEAK

Me (7:44 PM)

I AM KING

KING OF PERSUASIVITY

Grampooh (7:44 PM)

U HAS DINGDONGS?

Me (7:44 PM)

I NO HAS

I HAS JAYJAY

Grampooh (7:44 PM)

U HAS DINGDONGS

U FREAKY

Me (7:45 PM)

DINGDINGS IS A CANDY YES

Grampooh (7:45 PM)

U KING

Me (7:45 PM)

I KING OF AWESOME

Grampooh (7:45 PM)

U HAS DINGDONGS

Me (7:45 PM)

I KING OF OPPOSITE DAY ALSO

Grampooh (7:45 PM)

AND APPARENTLY OPPOSITE SEX TOO

Me (7:45 PM)

IT WOULD BE GREAT IF I HAS DINGDONG

Me (7:46 PM)

THEN I NO NEED TO HAVE PMS

Grampooh (7:46 PM)

U IS WEIRD

Me (7:46 PM)

I IS

IS NOT SAD

Grampooh (7:46 PM)

IS HAS DINGDONGS IS HAPPY

Grampooh (7:47 PM)

EPIC DINGDONGS OF HAPPINESS

Me (7:47 PM)

YOU REALISE I HAVE TO BLOG THIS WTF

I THINK EPIC DINGDONG WOULD HURT

Grampooh (7:47 PM)

WHAT TA FAK IS I SAYING

Me (7:47 PM)

I DONT KNOW

YOU WEIRD

Grampooh (7:47 PM)

NO YOU WEIRDER

Me (7:47 PM)

YOU WEIRDEST

Grampooh (7:48 PM)

YOU WEIRDEREST

Me (7:48 PM)

YOU WEIRDERESTESTEST

Grampooh (7:48 PM)

TESTICALS

Me (7:49 PM)

TESTICULAR

Grampooh (7:49 PM)

Y U TALK CRAP

Me (7:50 PM)

cos i can

OMG I FORGOT TO SHOUT

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I'm special like that.

Listening to Jack Johnson's Good People, he said 'boob tube' and the following conversation ensues...

Mo:

Did he just say 'boob tube'?

Me: 

Yeah, 'boob tube'.

Mo:

What?

Me:

He meant TV. The idiot box. The boob tube.

Mo:

'Boob'?

Me:

Yeah, what, you'd stare at a pair of boobs regardless...

It's a pair of boobs.

Mo:

True.

*shrugs*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA... Nonsense.
Not something you'd usually hear from two girls hanging out.
Would be more believable if it were uttereed by any guy.
It happened. True story.

The parental units are coming back today, should be reaching home at 5PM and I have acquired another habit frequently exhibited by nutter movie villain types: Listening to classical pieces and opera. Did you know there are 16 villain achetypes? No, I'm none of the villainy archetypes, I'm just delightfully mad and excitable. :D

It's going to be a busy week. I still have yet to start packing.

A friend of mine, Cellene, is getting engaged soon. I had no idea this meant an actual ceremony. I then looked up the Malay Wedding wiki page and almost headdesked at the amount of stuff you have to do. I guess I'm not much of a flashy person to want to go through all that, and it's a lot of money wasted on people who aren't really there in your life. The fatherling agrees that whatever wedding his kids will have, it'll be a nikah at the small Jalan Damai masjid with the immediate family then a dinner with at most 50 close friends and rellies. Everyone else gets a card saying "Hey, guys, I just got married!"

May's gonna be the Godmum for my second kid, the first kid's Godparent is yet undecided. You may now fight for the title. Go on, get on with it. Hahahahhahaha...

Min got me a coconut bikini top and a lip balm from Hawai'i and Nina gave me a red sari from India. I is happeeees.

T-25d

I just watched Paper Man and realised how much I love watching movies that have people who don't know how to relate to life in the beginning and eventually come to realise that they cope in some strange way... Or have Ryan Reynolds in it. This little gem had both. I am so a fangirl and RR looks shite and his voice gets extra annoying with bleach blond hair.

Lately, I've been consumed by the trololol and am quoting internet memes. This is madness... Madness? THIS IS MY HAUS! *falls of the chair dramatically*

So yes, enough of this rubbish. I'll be at the Annexe Gallery for The Journeyman Exhibition in memory of Teh Leong Kwee, tonight as he was my friend's former lecturer at Cenfad who was an amazing person and artisan. I shall go take the cinnamon rolls out of the fridge to let warm up so they can be baked and consumed with nomming fervour.

A short nonsense-contest curtesy of my sister and I. (I may or may not have taken the liberty to clean up the grammar a little bit, oh, and paraphrase here and there)...

Naf: 

You know housecats are really fortunate in a sense that they get to eat beef and lamb and turkey and stuff... The feral cats have to make do with rats, cicak and bats. It's kind of sad.

Me: 

Now imagine blangblang with a collar, tie and a monocle as he speaks to his feral cat friend in the thickest pompous english accent ever...

"I say, ol' boy, I had the loveliest piece of beef this afternoon,"

"Y'took down a cow?!" said the feral.

Now, imagine then blangblang hunting down a lembu...

"Ol' boy, would you mind terribly,"
*running sound effect* *cough wheeze* *gets tired* *still running*
"Would you perhaps mind slowing down?"  
*wheeze*
"And possibly let me bite you on the jugulum?"  
*gives up and lay sprawled*
"Dear God, that was hard! How does my larger brethren do it?!"
*wheeze coughwheeze catch breath*

So, there we go. It's all really funny in my head, mind you.
It takes really long for the cinnamon rolls to get to room temperature. Roar roar roar!
Haven't seen kaz online for DAYS! Where is she?!

I digress... Maybe I should make lists today... Lists and stuff. Sigh.

OMG THE CINNAMON ROLLS ARE MADE OF WIN!
Thoughts during making...
"Crap, I ran out of flour, mahybe I could use wholemeal flour? Yes, yes I can."
"It's still not kneading consistency..."
"I hope this isn't too much flour,"
"IMMA BEAT YOU AND KNEAD YOU LIKE THE PIECE OF DOUGH YOU ARE!! *knead knead*"
"Omaigawd what if it's keras??"
"This seems like too much sugar,"
"How long to put it in the oven? 20 minutes should be fine,"

Tee minus twenty nine days.

I'm terribly excited.
Oh, and I still haven't found fleece to make the hats with and this is sad.
I so want a Cthulhu hat. :(

Life is making me giggle.
I have people that love me.
I've also gotten a little box to put my chocolates in. Mmmmmmm...

@4:07PM... My heart just skipped. Something is amiss... Why do I get these ominous jolts of electricity coursing through my gut?

Finished 3 Seasons of Sanctuary. Good stuff if you're into that kinda thing. Cliffhangers... Oh, I do so hate cliffhangers.

Addendum:

I do so love my brothers... They're so pekak sometimes it's funny.
Ariff was listening to Joe Satriani while I was playing with the cat... so terdengar la... conversation esues when i went to speak with...

Me: 

You know Joe Satriani has a very destinctive sound? You always'll know it's him playing...

Ariff: 

Ya, so?

Ilyas: 

You mean if someone else was just playing Jose satriani songs...

Me: 

What did you call him?

Ilyas: 

Satriani...

Me: 

Did you just call him Jose?

Ariff: 

LOL!

Ilyas: 

I know it starts with J!...

Me: 

LOL! JOSE SATRIANI, Killerest guitar skills in the barrio...

Ariff: 

LOL!

Ilyas: 

-________-;; 

So here we have Mr. Jose *koff*JOE*koff* Satriani playing one of my favourite pieces.

This is too funny, my friend is a genius.

Friend:

its funny...i wanted to dl some house music...and i accidently download some spanish acapella beach song...THE WHOLE ALBUM...

......

im forcing myself to like it now

it took me about 30mins to dl this thing AND IM GONNA LIKE IT!

Me:

30 mins... is not alot

...

you can just delete it

is it any good?

Friend:

i guess its good

i downloaded 3 of their album

Me:

:|

Friend:

coz its in 1 zipped file

Me:

HAHAHAHAHAH

sad

if it's good passs to me

Friend:

wait..let me give u a sample

Me:

Ogeh.

Friend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiCw-sQIZb0

(You need to click this link to fully experience what I experienced.)

Me:

mkkkhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... i kenot.

listen

to

this

shit

Friend:

LISTEN TO IT!

Me:

im too busy laughing

HAHAAHAHAHAH YOU'RE DAMN WELL GOING TO LIKE IT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Friend:

.........

i cant believe i just downloaded 3 of their albums.

The Monster is baaaaaaack! 
YEAAAHHHH, BOYYYY!
*highfives all around*
And lemme tell you, it's great to be back.

hhahaha... buoy...

I find that when I'm not in control I feel harassed and suffocated.

I don't do very well in these situations.

Fear gets the better of me.

You might know what I'm talking about or you might not.

It has something to do with matters of the heart.

Or, in my case, brain synapses which cause varying degrees of dopamine, norepinepherine, testosterone and phenylethylamine to be produced which generates a feeling of comfort and fluffy wuzzy bubbles... a.k.a Butterflies.

I can't believe I just wrote that.

What I'm trying to say is that

I don't like who I am at the beginning of any relationships where I don't know where it's leading to.

I'm actually rather wonderful when the dust settles and I'm not rendered bored.

Enough of that. 

Relistening to a lot of the old bands from last year... Which includes Maximum the Hormone.

Holy shit that's some good stuff.

Now, lets talk about sex.

Some girl a friend of mine knows has a year old plus kid. Guess how old she is?

13.

Wadafark?

I came across this fun fact while talking about contraceptives in the UK and the fact that it's free because they probably want the chavs to stop having babies and getting free council housing.

Children as young as 11 are there in the clinic for the free tests and condoms and so on because "They have a sex life,"

They're not even the legal age for sex yet!

Now, I'm not about to say that sex is bad but I am going to tell you that you have to think some things through before you actually do it because there are severe repercussions such as STD's and babies.

Think about it, people.

USE YOUR BRAIN!

You have one, don't you?

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Oh,on a completely unrelated note, a funny Fatherling moment (I summarised and paraphrased it a little bit)...

Waiter:

Encik Shah, Dato' Mohan blablabla... (not important)

Fatherling:

Dato' Mohan?

Waiter:

Yes, he said he knows you...

Fatherling:

Dato' Mohan???

Waiter:

Yes... *confused*

Fatherling:

Which Mohan is this?

Waiter:

Dato' Mohan Somelastname...

Fatherling:

OH! MOHAN! Yes, okay.

Fatherling:

*to himself*

Wtf he calling himself Dato' for?

-__________-;;

Iiiiiiit's October.

Oh, I like Vikings.
I'm not quite sure why.

One of my dude-buddies got me on a engagement ring bender -- Bunch of people I know getting married. Time flies, man. The thought of the proposal itself scares me half to shit but the rings are oh so pretty!
I link you...

From iBraggiotti
This one or this one?
It's not almost the same! It's significantly different!

From Mark Schneider
This one is called Kismet.

From Tacori
This one or the 2624 OVLG.

From Jeff Cooper
This one.

Ehem, size 11 btw.
Basically, the best is the three-stone oval or round centre stone with pear sides. In white gold or platinum.
Heeeeehehehehehe...

Errant truck hitting again. From the mind of the Wunderbratt (me)...

Me:

you cat. he's faster than you

cant**

G'Pa:

i cat?

Me:

New product from Apple

the iCat.

G'Pa:

LOL

iCat

iMeow

iCanhascheezburger

Me:

Actually a small dog BUT

Apple markets it so well that cat-lovers get duped into buying one anyway so this happens...

Stace: You have an iCat?

Mabs: Yeah, wanna meet her? She's called fluffy

*brings out fluffy who starts barking*

Stace: Mabs, that's a corgi...

Mabs: No it's not! It's iCat 2.0!

hahahahaah!!!

True story.

I love my friends. Espesh this one... who has a brain the size of a turbo-powered carrier pigeon.

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Me

doucheyyy

saya lazy nak pergi class

it's important news

HAHAHAHAH

10:07Raja

im cowboy-ing

red dead redemption ftw

10:08Me

hapo tuh

10:08Raja

think gta on horseback

awesome

10:08Me

what the....

-_____________-

10:08Raja

so goooood

u can hogtie hookers and what not

10:09Me

are you serious?

that sounds so awesome...

10:09Raja

yeap

then put them on railway tracks

then wait for the train

10:10Me

-___________-

i would now attempt to download it if i didnt have so much work

then people would ask what i am doing i could say what you just said "i'm hogtying hookers"

10:11Raja

haha

feels good man

10:12Me

suuuuure...

10:13Me

malas nak pergi claaaaaas

10:13Raja

i tsk you

tssssssskk

10:14Me

don't tsk!

urge me to go to class!

TSK-ING IS NOT URGING

10:14Raja

there will be cake in class

10:14Me

shoving isnt either

i puasa

bengong

10:14Raja

erm u can take it home

10:14Me

mmmmmmm no.

10:14Raja

the cake is a lieeeeee

10:14Me

yes, yes it is

10:14Raja

many loves for portal

10:15Me

i never played that

i just knew about the meme

10:15Raja

thats where that line came from

10:15Me

and all your base

10:15Raja

are belonging to us

10:15Me

came from some jap game that got translated badly

10:15Raja

yes, i have educated myself with memes

10:15Me

i can see that

10:16Raja

in portal, the robot tells you to do a series of task, and promise you cake in the end

10:16Me

hahaha

10:16Raja

but in the end she tried to kill you

10:16Me

what a crappy reward

10:16Raja

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

10:17Me

-___________-

10:17Raja

this is the robot singing in the credits

so much love

10:17Me

jap la

malaysian internet veerah slowww

10:18Raja

haha if that is not motivation enough to go to class i dont know what is

10:19Me

it's motivating me to leave the laptop

but i have resisting powers

10:20Raja

it is super effective

10:20Me

nope...

i just turned it off

i go to class to tunjuk barang je

pastu balik

HAHAHAH

10:21Raja

phail

10:21Me

therein lies the reason for malasness

my lect admits to being a dinasaur

so i cant email my shit to him

10:22Raja

send it by carrier pigeons

10:22Me

do you have any to spare?

10:22Raja

flail your arms towards the west, they will come for you

10:22Me

how long will it take, you think?

10:22Raja

20 minutes, give and take

10:23Me

lies

turbo engined pidgeons

10:23Raja

my facebook is in pirate english

tis beyond awesome

10:23Me

i did that once... i got bored

i want ye olde english

10:24Raja

request

10:24Me

or fesbuk in shakesperean

10:24Raja

or chaucer

10:24Me

chawhat?

10:24Raja

56 line poem for a single application

that'd be somefink

10:25Me

i cannae fathom

10:25Raja

anyhoots, im gonna go back to being a cowboy

10:25Me

you suck

10:25Raja

you go class

you go class now

10:25Me

-________-

10:25Raja

spoken in disappointed chinese parent voice

10:25Me

hog tie daddeh...

bodo

k la...

FORSAKE YOUR CHILD

10:26Raja

muehheheheheheehhe

10:26Me

sadd

10:26Raja

you doctor yet?

no?

talk to me when you doctor

10:26Me

i'm a doctor

10:26Raja

hahaha

okays, tata, there be hookers and outlaws to hogtie

10:26Me

k la imma leave now...

tataa

10:26Raja

toodles

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Sekian,

Hahaha... Mother Vs Mother... Nature?

Mom

I'm very disappointed!

Dad:

With whom?

Mom:

The Birds!

Dad:

Why???

Mom:

You know lah, I designed the house and then had it built then the birds go build nests and destroy it.

:(

Backstory,

Some birds are building nests under the roof and the bird poo is... Well, it's poo.

Maybe we could sign a contract with the birdy community stating that this house is private property...

Then if they still build nests we'll throw blangblang at them.

hahahahahaha...

My mother tak munasabah when she's angry.

(@ Blackrope.blogspot)

Conversations with names omitted and horrendous typos intact.

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X:

*she told me she always thought he was a very nice guy, i told her that he'd been acting nice around yo, when he was actually an utter dick otherwise

Me:

*well im gonna have to remind her of what douche he actually is

X:

*yeah she was shocked about it

Me:

*and calling him a dick is discredicting dicks all aorund

X:

*true

*calling him a cunt is a credi to dicks but not to other cunts

Me:

*meh

*i cant come up with a horrible enough name for him

*everything sounds too nice

X:

*hahahaha

Me:

*ohhhhh no waiiiiiiit

*he's an umno politician!

*hahahaha

X:

*hahahaha

*hahahahah

*good one

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(@ Blackrope.blogspot)

Tonight's after dinner conversation was brought to you by the word ''Physics".

It started with making fun of your brother and ended with talking physics. Some of which are wrong.

It started with...

Oh, Just now I was RSGC and it was raining and I saw 4 consecutive lightning bolts hitting very close by, scary man....

- Ariff

Just once I would like to see lightning strike the lake... You would see the fish all float up to the surface... DEAD!

- Me

Water is a bad conductor of electricity - Ilyas

No, it's not

- Naf

Your body is full of it

- Me

Pure water doesn't conduct electricity

- Ilyas

Yeah? I highly doubt that the lake has PURE water yanno?

- Me

The chances of getting killed by lightning is lower than being killed by a meteor

- Ilyas

CHANCES? Of getting KILLED? YOU GET ROASTED!

- Naf

I HEARD IT ON MADLABS!

- Ilyas

MadLabs is WRONG...

- Me

The sentence is wrong

- Naf

The Chances of getting Ilyas killed by stabbing him in the head is lower than something something... - Me

You can't stab me in the head... -_-;;

- Ilyas

She's trying to make a point.

- Naf

The chances of Ilyas getting stabbed in the head is lower than being hit by a meteor...

- Me

*Segway to coin falling from sky killing someone INSTANTLY*

The coin falling from the sky gets heavier because of MOMENTUM

- Me

That's not momentum! It's VELOCITY

- Naf

*me arguing on the fact that it's momentum and losing* DONT ARGUE PHYSICS WITH ME!

- Naf

Don't eat apples on a Tuesday

- Me

Don't sit under an apple tree on a windy day... *thock*

- Ariff

I swear our dinners are drugged but the drugs evidently dont work on my parents.

Also wik, I'm still pretty sure MOMENTUM is right with the coin thing.