Best of (MY) Twitterfarts: August

Right, so here's a rundown of my *cough* best *cough* Tweets for August 2013. Goodbye, August, it was nice having you around. We had fun but I'm afraid September is my bitch now.

• gobbledygookgobbledygookgobbledygookgobbledygookgobbledygookgobbledygookgobbledygook... 
• My dear swagyolotards, A V sign in front of your mouth with your tongue sticking out of it means you are licking vagina. #knowyoursignage 
• I think I'm gonna go raise a kid in Sweden... Once a year, if they're shits, they go back to KL where they get the beating of their life. 
• "Perrrrrrrkele." < repeat until infinite frustration is gone. 
• People are progressively getting dumber in preparation for the zombie apocalypse. Zombies eat brains, remember? A-ha-ha-ha... 
• All I want to do is sit down and NOMNOM. hahahahahahahaha 
• Android 5.0 Key Lime Pie... Android 7.2 Kuih Lapis... Android 8.0 Lompat Tikam... Android 9.0 Onde-Onde. I approve of this naming system. 
• "Makan sini ke?" "Tak, makan kat meja..." :| 
• "Models don't smile. All of them," "Yeah, that's cos they're hungry... Nobody smiles when they're hungry. BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY!" 
• When a website has grammar macam dugong yang tulis. 
• "Sunshine hit my face once..." "Either you live in London or that's the name of your pimp."