Bali Trip is ONNNNN... just have to wait to purchase a delicious ticket deal as soon as Min confirms the dates, the Doc confirms my physicals and I confirm my funds to a T.

Don't think the Tenggol trip is on.

Tentative dates for Bangkok at the end of the year is being discussed. Shopping SHOPPING SHOPPINGGGGAAAAAAAARGH!

First week has ended.

Things I have learnt about myself:
- My gift of the gab has warranted many people to suggest I go into some sort of politics.
- My gift of the gab can get me in trouble.
- The thought of dating younger guys scare me more than I would like to admit.
- I think I have ZERO experience when it comes to relationships but that doesn't stop people from asking me for opinions when the know full well that I think I have ZERO experience in relationships.
- I should stop talking but I know that's not going to happen.
- I'm WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY liberal.
- I usually only drink clear liquors and white wine but Rosé Wine (a red) and light brews like Hoegaarden are palatable.

That is all for today.

'Undivided' is the word of the day.

Kelantan dates being revised. Weekends sounds like a better bet for everyone.

(@ Blackrope.blogspot)

I have an almost perfect oral hygene and set of teeth :D

Dentists always tell you to keep your teeth in pristine condition. Brush regularly, gargle with mouthwash and not too eat too much sweets. Then, you go to them for your bi-annual checkup with nothing but some scaling and a polish they jokingly tell you that people like you would put them out of business.

I love my dentist... hahahaha...

Adding on:

A trip to Kelantan, leaving on the 27th of September.

I havent decided if I want to use the KTM, the Airplane or go for another roadtrip...

That said, the plane ticket is very cheap.

Lodging is free provided we all clean up afterwards.

There is a car available for anyone who wants to drive, I think it's a Proton Perdana.

Self service when it comes to food.

You must be nice to my grandma no matter how crazy she is, don't worry, we'll be staying in the guesthouse portion of her estate so you'll prolly just meet her twice. Also, there's a small pool.

Also wik,

Who's in town and doesn't have exams anyway?

Maybe I can drag momo... hmmmmmmmmm...

I will be retaking PD2.

'Cos I know I will fail.

:|

Thankyou Invisiblemaninthesky for making the West Coast M'sia Roadtrip a success.

Not a GRAND success but I guess it was enough under ssuch short notice.

XD

Singing Queen songs in the car = EPICCCCCC!

On the way up Penang Hill.

L to R; T to B:

Syaz, Junes,

Me,

Dan.

This is called malas nak properly update about the trip with pictures just yet.

I will... Eventually.

So I went to PD for some sun with Mo and Kim. For those who don't live in Malaysia, PD is short for Port Dickson. It sucks but it's the closest place for some sun. Kim was driving, we had beers, we had KFC it was gonna be splendid!

The ride there was quick.

We took about another hour or so looking for a nice spot.

We finally found a nice enough strip when...

... The car got stuck in the sand.

Seriously, I have proof.

After much mucking about and being all macho and stuff (because I am woman hear me roar), and by that time I had decided it was interesting, Mo was annoyed and Kim was in between peaked interest and panicky, we gave up and Mo went to look for some help.

First, 2 malay guys came to help. They couldn't help.

Then a tonne of Indian trucker fellers came to help, for a fee o'course.

At that point we didn't care anymore and the two Malay guys ran away never to be heard from again. *throws hands in the air in exasperation and says 'Typical!'*

Truckers to the rescue!!!

First there were three. Then a fourth on a bike... then one Malay dude plus one more Indian feller came along in an ice-cream truck.

*you may laugh at the ice-cream truck bit here 'cos it's true*

They tried lifting and pushing the car. They put rocks under the tire. They put the car under Neutral and pushed somemore. They then decided to press the gas and the wheel turned and burned from the friction between it and the rock under it. Singed tires and death to the suspension.

WIN!

After much ado... but still no budging, the truckers brought a mid-sized truck down plus another 2 guys.

Yay???

Nay... after moving around for the correct position to pull-helpless-car-out-of-sand... Guess what?

Mid-sized-truck got stuck too...

Observe the photo.

That's what happened when the truck driver gassed it so that the truck would budge.

Bad move...

It made the tire dig deeper and faster than a horny bunny in spring.

So we all muck about in a frenzy of omigods and omigods.

One dude called his friend whom we assumed was a tow-truck.

We were sadly mistaken.

A few minutes more of omigods and omigods, a BIGGER truck came plus two more fellers.

I was scared.

Not for me but for the truck.

Yes. It was a big truck.

I must say, though, that the truck driver was DAAAAAMN PRO.

He maneuvered between three trees and got the mid-sized truck and the car out of deep doo-doo.

IF, I say IF the bigger truck would've gotten stuck I would have laughed a brick and then cried.

Because...

1. We would have ended up in a three leaved clover formation, everyone at angles of 120 degrees to each other.

2. Nobody, nothing, save a forklift or an EVEN BIGGER TRUCK... which would prove to be disastrous... could save us.

3. It was just pure irony. I have decided to hate irony.

We were saved! If it happened at night I think it would've sucked more cock.

AND it would seem like the beginning of very cliche horror movie.

Blood and Guts galore!

Throughout the whole ordeal, I was shouting obsceneties to the sky as is my M.O.

WIK,

Ice-cream truck guys gave us free ice-cream... heheeheheh...

We left after 2 hours bumming around in the sand because it was boring, I was getting eaten by bloodsuckers, Kim was being Puteri Lilin having a nap and Mo was getting restless.

PD sucks, I wished I lived closer to Tenggol Island for the sun, sand and snorkelling.

But I got a tan so that was good.

Yes, my life lacks travelling adventures but when it comes. It's a movie moment.

Updates on the trip:

(Attn: Pansy, Danny, Junes)

1. Bubbles Resort has confirmed that they have places for us to lodge for 3 nights

• I have sent them an e-mail for the details to get a price quote for the duration, you may commence with the preliminary 'squeee'.

2. I called up Sunny Travels and they said an e-mail from Abdul Chalet will arrive tomorrow-ish.

• I hope they don't give me a tonne of bullshit. I cannot stand tardy tonnes of bullshit. If there is bullshit, make it fast.
• I also hope there's lodging, kind of.

I kinda want to go to Bubbles 'cos Peisee and the lot are superawesome people, plus the house reef is the shizz. And did I mention the peoples are the shizz?

(!!) Baby love for Kai Jin, lovechild of Peisee and Ronnie.

Anyhoots, Junee got her mom's car for the duration of the trip and she and the boys are taking turns to drive.

I have to:

- Do my Cafe report for M&F by Tuesday

- Do bubble diagrams and concepts for DS1 by Wednesday

- Do elevations and mock prints for ACAD 2D by tomorrow

- Do more lagged pieces for PD2 jesuschristsuperstarboodsmoandcthulhu.

I talk to God on a daily basis. I don't do the 5 times a day thing but I do look to random directions and shout out copious amounts of thanks and the occasional obsceneties.

I do love God, but what plans has God for me anyway?

Good morning, kids.

Gifs from Genting.

So there we go.

Fun on a hill.

If you're reading this, I'm already halfway to Cherating.

*glee*

Went to Palate Palette.

Went to sheesh across the street from Castle.

It's a Syrian shop...

I know because I asked cousin of 'Si Hot'.

'Si Hot' is unattached so I will continue to harass the guy and then buat muka sombong gila babs. hahahahahahha...

I had the blurcase yesterday. Sungguh not funny.

Krabi Recap

IT'S GOT PHOTOS!
Well, relevant ones anyway. There rest are linked below for your enjoyment.
Omitted are the ones which are questionable at best.

It was just us 3

My wheelchair keseorangan

Tanning on the beach

Happy fish on the left in the middle-ish row

Water distortion

It rained for a while, made me sad

Breakfast on the 3rd day means bombing your stomach and drinking fanta.

wooo rainnnn

SOMTAM LADY!!!

Krabi
Day 1 Part 1 & Part 2
Day 2 Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4
Day 3 & 4

All in all a RM1000.00 holiday. Maybe more if you wanna spend that much on gifts.