Spores near the motherland-foot thing

As some of you may have known, I went to Singapore over the weekend to buy shoes and meet up with my 2 favourite boys in Spore-land, Ems and Bear.



I have just one thing to point out:

Singapore makes me lose my appetite...

Seriously! The food is below my standards and my standards are very high.

I was there with the maternal unit, Naf, Aunt and Eun Ji.

Stayed in the Royal Plaza on Scotts Road which was exquisite.

Couldn't for the life of me remember the name of the place I spent all that money on shoes and I did lovelingly call it Harakiri first before throwing in random Japanese words.

Spent a whole night awake at the hotel lobby talking and laughing with Ems then had breakfast.

Was introduced to the despair which is the malay society in Singapore and realised how lucky I really am by being Malaysian.

Laughed at the concept of female fixated with white males just because it's a status.

Overall, I enjoyed my time spent with my boys and my sister.

It was fun...

Me and Naf

Naf and mother

Aunt and Eun Ji

Bear and I

Me and Ems

More photos:

Part 1 & Part 2

Krabi Recap

IT'S GOT PHOTOS!
Well, relevant ones anyway. There rest are linked below for your enjoyment.
Omitted are the ones which are questionable at best.

It was just us 3

My wheelchair keseorangan

Tanning on the beach

Happy fish on the left in the middle-ish row

Water distortion

It rained for a while, made me sad

Breakfast on the 3rd day means bombing your stomach and drinking fanta.

wooo rainnnn

SOMTAM LADY!!!

Krabi
Day 1 Part 1 & Part 2
Day 2 Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4
Day 3 & 4

All in all a RM1000.00 holiday. Maybe more if you wanna spend that much on gifts.

Krabi

Got a hearty hearty tan. Photos up soon.
(minus the 'questionable' ones hahahahahahaha)

bratty little brother

Happy birthday to you youbrattylittledouchebag,

Happy birthday to you youpintsizedtuboflard,

Happy biiiiiiiirthday to Riffraff the tinylittlegit...

Haaaaappy biiiiiiirthday tooooooooo youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Ariff is now 13 years old.
(but in mom-years he just turned 2)
I love you thieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees much little brother.

"Mother douchebag,"
-Pickle from Dethklok off Metalocalypse by AdultSwim.

rifles ready

HUNTING SEASON
YAAAAAAAAAYNESS!!!

Remind me to pack the rifles with the snorkel gear. We kind of need those for a successful hunt, not that I don't have my big guns ready as it is but remember kids: This is not a hook-up, ex-boyfriend bashing, shameless trip tau. It's just a girls weekend out.

*smirks*

27th to 29th of June I'm off to S'pore for some shoe shopping and I'll steal some time for Bear and Ems, sheysha kat Orchard Road. Sweet!

I'm beaching, you're not.

hahahahahaha...

So happy! So very, very happy!!!
I actually spent the whole day today making lists and arranging piles of clothes.
Can you say 'anal-retentive'?
Well I can!

aye-null-ree-tehn-teef!

So anyway, almost everything is in order save the snorkel gear which I have yet to pick up from Aunty Sal.
Almost all the bajus have been sorted out, colour combination tepat sekali!
I have my OCD pouch packed so all the moneys and travel documentations won't get lost... No, it's not really called an OCD pouch.

Sidenote:
I still want to dye my hair highlighter blue. Just you wait.
I am gonna tag all my posts with names. It will be a long and arduous task but eventually it shall be done.

Kyn's back and I've met up with her
Sara's back and I must go hang out
Leeturt is leaving n he 24th for what could be like forever so on Tuesday, instead of the usual lettuce and kibbles, he gets an upgrade to lunch at Ma Maison and if I'm buggered enough about it will give him cupcakes.
Min will return to the land of the civil on Tuesday and will have to get together for some trip discussions and buying of random trippy shit with May.
I wonder if Kim and I are still on for that shopping thing on Tuesday post-noon but I'm reeling towards the non-spending because alot has gone to the Krabi trip as it is. KLEPET!
Michelle returns to the tanahair on the 23rd, plus Mo, will have a bare all coffee session as the intro to the summer vacations.
Jess'll be back soonish and her party will be an epic blast as usual.
My dear brother, Ariff, has his birthday on the 18th. Wish him if you must. You may punch him 13 times... plus 2 if he flinches.

That seems to be about all I have to say today actually.
kthxbai

100 things in life that make me happy

Aside from money.

I saw this on someone's 43Things and I thought I would try it out. I doubt I could get 100 things and even if I did I maybe have more things that make me unhappy in life but here it goes...

1. having my siblings in my life
2. being able to have met all my grandparents
3. having a dad that cares for important things
4. having kept in touch with almost everyone I've known since kindergarden
5. a disfunctional yet loving family
6. owning an Ibanez guitar and being able to play it
7. having my own room
8. having enough imagination to write shorts
9. having friends who can draw thus converting shorts into comics (T and Yuli)
10. having irreplacable girlfriends
11. the fact that I'm alive
12. the fact that I'm mobile
13. the fact that I can think and form my own opinions
14. Igor from Restaurant Makeover
15. the beach
16. food
17. herb gardens
18. owning gadgets
19. not caving under peer pressure
20. having an intact family
21. cooking for alot of people
22. body art
23. Tom Holt books
24. Frank Miller
25. Jhonen Vasquez
26. good Stand-up comedy
27. thunderstorms
28. the sun
29. the thought of eventually moving into my own place
30. the thought of eventually opening my own restaurant/cafe
31. the thought of making a name for myself in the future
32. the thought of my friends accomplishing everything they wanted in life
33. art
34. Uncle Karim, my Godfather
35. my grandmum and aunties from my dad's side
36. a sharp chef knife
37. music
38. being musically inclined
39. Sara Lim
40. Michelle Ng
41. Shar
42. Mo
43. Leeturt Pal
44. Firt Bear
45. Sid
46. Danny
47. Junes
48. Jamal
49. Jasmine
50. Shrav
51. Kyn
52. Huzzy
53. May
54. Min
55. Michelle Chiam
56. Ezzy Kams
57. sheysha communions
58. Jess
59. Neens
60. Nina tudung
61. Malu
62. Sel
63. Kim
64. oggling beautiful people
65. strange dreams
66. msn and other devices connecting people around the globe
67. camwhoring
68. sarcasm
69. being right
70. planning trips
71. travelling
72. the supernatural world
73. Chef Michael Smith
74. books
75. Batman
76. singing
77. roadtrips with friends
78. sexuality
79. coffee chats
80. meet-ups
81. lazy days
82. sexual innuendo
83. buying albums and listening to them
84. picnics
85. Zaty
86. cats and other furry animals that don't yap
87. earrings
88. random mamak sessions
89. pizza day
90. coral reefs
91. snorkelling
92. other cultures
93. blogging
94. staring idly into space
95. random chatter
96. having knowned and bonded with my grandad
97. Boshra
98. Sarah Lee
99. getting through high school and 12th grade
100. Me

Hey, who knew I could make it to a hundred. I guess alot of things do make me happy... Not to mention the amount of people I cannot live without. :P

silver lining found

Ayah sokong kerenahku untuk membuka sebuah Boutique Cafe. I'm so effing over the moon about it.
*bounces in gembira*

Anyway, that means that everyone who would likely be overjoyed with the prospect are held closer to my heart. 'Aww' moment, seriously. Mich, I'm booking you for my wall mural/grafitti... hahahahaha...

The bucket list is up. Let them be done before I get to kick said proverbial bucket.

Silver lining, I feel glad.

Presenting...

P. RAMLEE THE MUSICAL!!!



and frankly, I'm not impressed maybe because adengan lagunya bukan tugging on my heartstrings... bit too slow.

But I have to say they did a swell job with the production. I would tepuk tangan sambil berdiri if I could get off my arse from the seat fast enough. Malaysian pride... yaaaaaay...

I'm going to some Options Trading seminar in July and it's running from the 11th to the 14th which means I must reschedule 1) the open water cert and 2) the Perhentian Trip. Abit the babi.

This means that I have to talk to Leslie bout the any other open water trips available, reschedule the Perhents trip back to the 14th (leaving that night) and using the trip solely for snorkelling and berbonding. It's not as bad as I'm taking it to be but I do still have to tell the rest of the kids...

Abit the babi... again.

Oh, by the by, should I jump into Business as a degree? Only since Law is too exam oriented for me. Bastard exam boards.

banging head on table

Go figure.
*Palmface*
Guess I'll be entering the working world sooner then expected, kids.
*continues to bash head on hard surfaces on the way out of room*

Edit:

Told the eviscerating news to the parents this was what I got.
(The dots represent the estimated number of words)

Dad:
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contrast with

Mom:
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*walks to tv room*
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*Walks to kitchen*
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*goes back to tv room*
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and this is what you call meleter.