Saturday, August 12, 2006

Short Lived joy

SHORT LIVED JOY

Now, why did i pick that title? Personally, I have no clue. My brains fluxing too much to care about anything. Here's something I picked off of Flemcomics...


Author thinks he's going to hell for the blasphemy... Posted by Picasa

I honestly have no clue why i find this so funny. I couldn't stop laughing last night when i saw it... hahahahahaha!!!

The Cherating trip is ON!!!
For the people going, here's the itinerary:

15th August 2006: Meet up at Aishah's house to sort things out. We're having a biggest butt contest to see who gets the front seat. Leave house at 9 am to make it to Legend Hotel before 2 and get our rooms. I wonder if we get free welcom drinks...

16th August 2006 & 17th August 2006: Lepaking at Legend. I suppose i musst bring playing cards. My sister wants to bring her mahjong set. Fun times ahead.

18th August 2006: Get readdy to leave for KL. Checkout at 12pm.

The people going are Me, Michelle, Jess, Naf, Illans and Makbusu (the chapperone/driver/only adult). First 3 in one room, last 3 in the other. It's one serious ass muhibbah holiday man... ahahahaha!!!

Last note about the trip: Pack light and in a soft bag. Takut tak boleh fit in the car...

Edit: Makbusu might not go due to unexpected workload. taking her place is Aunty Sal. Will Confirm ASAP. Love you all!

Friday, August 11, 2006

bleh

BLEH...

I wanna blog but at the same time i dont want to. You know what i mean?

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

fuck.

fuck.

If I don't study properly i get okay results, If I do put my ass on the bench and pick up a book staring at it for many months before the exams it all goes to shit with a dog being fucked sideways up a tree.

fuck.

I'm crying now. And i don't mean my usual metaphoric way either. Hot tears are streaming down my cheeks. Okay, well, not hot... just warm salty droplets of that sinking feeling of failure. And ask anyone that knows me for years and years and years. I have never... I repeat: NEVER cried for something like this. It had always bounced off me. Heck... the only other time i cried was because my foot hurt like the buggery and i couldn't walk.

fuck.

I have this to say to the head of examination departments and the fucktards who marked my papers: I don't know what you did to get your knickers in a twist but FUCK YOU.

fuck fuck fuck.

I stopped crying but the feeling that you're a worthless piece of prat with no purpose is lingering. It's stabbing me in between my shoulder blades just where i can't reach so i can't pull it out. Stabbing me and twisting the blade. Writhing pain shooting up, the feeling of convulsion is in abundance but pukeage is unnecessary. Poetic isn't it? Pain... how much can one write about a certain kind of pain. *sigh*

Monday, August 07, 2006

a poem to the thick

A POEM TO THE THICK...

Yes, It's just a poem... no need to get all offensive on me...
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To the loft a bitter shell,
Encumbered upon the helpful,
A souless chasm, a void, some kind of hell,
Leaving others down and regretful.

To weep and wail and idiocy prevail,
How does one put up with,
A whining discord without life support,
Fleeting with nails and teeth.

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Some bits from Neena's Soiree

>>Neena's said BBQ turned out to be a carb fest (Poe-tay-towhs)
>>My 'blablablas' tasted good but it wasn't very nice to look at(3rd times not a charm)
>>Neena's friend makes the most AWESOME brownies (it's got chunks of cheesecake in it!!)
>>Neena's other friend looks andd sounds like Lisa... (homagawd)
>>Food was AWESOME!!! (Kudos mamasita!)
>>We all kinda abused Jimi Hendrix, The new kitten. She made a break for the big jungle yonder stairs... Caused much a fuss.

Sidenote: Eryn's eating cornflakes at two in the pagi... she asked me if i wanted some. My remark? I don't eat breakfast at TWO in the morning.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

blablabla's

BLABLABLA'S



Behold the comedian that is Mitch who was at Ozzfest giving out Celine Dion t-shirts, blowing bubbles on stage, playing board games with Zakk from Black Label Society, singing duets, getting Trevor from Unearth some chicken wings and asking Ozzy Ozbourne where the toilet is. Behold... *sighs and shakes head*

Props to the bands for being so selamba about it... *two thumbs up*

Neena's BBQ crowd will be my new test subjects for the blablabla's. We shall call them Project Pavlovers... yes, we shall... *evil laugh* but how to keep cream cold? I know!!! fake whipped cream from kedai... but that's cheating and it tastes horrible, I know... but do you have better suggestions? I'll take them provied it's halal and i know how to make. Haha...

Sidenote: So far, only 4 people said yes to the Cherating trip... hurry up-lah people!!! i have to book and shit. ASAP is the polite way of saying NOW and it does not mean MAYBELATERLAH okay????

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

dammitddammitdammit!

DAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT...

I'm missing Ozzfest for the tenth time... no seriously! It's been going on for 10 years and i've missed them all!!! That's not fair. The BIGGEST HEAVY METAL CONCERT in history. This years' lineup?

Main Stage: Ozzy Ozbourne, System Of A Down, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Hatebreed, Lacuna Coil and Dragonforce.

Second Stage: Blacklabel Society, Atreyu, Unearth, Bleeding Through, Norma Jean, A Life Once Lost, Strapping Young Lad, The Red Chord, Full Blown Chaos, Walls Of Jericho, All That Remains and Between The Buried And Me.

*sigh* This year they're touring the states. From the 29th of June to the 13th of August. Last show is in Florida. Woopdeedoo... not that i can go pun... hopefully someones recording it... then i can watch. I'm sure that if I go I'll get trampled by mosh-pitters kot? 12 hours joe... I go pastu balik rumah pekak. hahahahahahahah!!!

Quote from Unearth: Heavy mosh... *starts laughing*

I'm looking at the old concerts *stabstabstab* I missed it all... *cries and shakes fist towars heavens* I must catch at least ONE in my lifetime. It's not fair if I didn't... It'll bee like Jess missing Coldplay live in Sinjafore...

I leave you with a parting word...

ozzfestOZZFESTozzfestOZZFESTozzfestOZZFESTozzfestOZZFESTozzfestOZZFESTozzfest *breathes in*
OZZFESTozzfestOZZFESTozzfestOZZFESTozzfestOZZFEST...

Monday, July 31, 2006

so uncliche

SO UN-CLICHE...

Lady In The Water Poster


And that's how you describe M. Night Shyamalan's Lady in the water. Despite the bad acting (which meant that the movie surpassed the acting), who knew one could fend off a large, green, grassy-furred doggy with a pool cleaner-mop-thing. hahahaha... and deep within the swimming pool's water vent is a cave full of the stuff you misplaced. Ha.

Amongst the questions i wish to ask Mr. Syamalan is:
1. Why is it madam Narf?
2. Why is the doggy called J.G. Scrunt?
3. Who in the right mind would think of just exercising one side of his body? Obviously not a way to pic up chics.
4. How are your daughters?

Click HERE to read a notsoflattering take of this movie by some idiot who probably needs to be killed for being a bad critic... preferably the same way the movie critic in the movie was killed... narrating his own death. Puh-thetic....
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But anyhoo, I had oodles of fun hanging out/catching up with Neena, Jess, Chelle, Puts and Safia. We ate at the Lebanese Restaurant in KLCC... not bad lah...

I read an article in one of the papers lying around the house (i'm quite sure it's a day old) about bloggers and their blogs saying that what we blog about is rubbish and something about some daft old prick hating other poeple for their freedom of speech. Filter this fuckheads! It's a blog. *rolls eyes* who gives a twohoots if you choose to believe some exaggerated cerita rergarding someones personal life. It's theirs so get off tthe case wouldja?

And who asked YOU to believe them in the first place. Blogging is one way to express what you feel about issues. Although some may be rather taboo, so what? Here's something I wrote a few years back regarding the whole notion of HELL. And if you want me to be quiet about it, I suggest YOU COME HERE AND MAKE ME.
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THE LIFE WE LIVE AND THE PROMISE OF HEAVEN

Well, there's this life and there's heaven and hell right? What is life? My opinion is that life is like high school... well maybe just school. This because what you do here effects your afterlife. Think about it... here, it's like your a juvie (see juvenile) and the things you do are only punishable as a probationary offence. And hell, on the other hand, is the bighouse... yeah, the prison. you go there for a given time to repent for juvie sins and if your juvie sins include murder, sodomy, adultery, etc. you stay there for eternity... which is like a life sentence, but the worst part is YOU NEVER DIE! You just go through the rest of your afterlife repenting for these heinous crimes that YOU committed.

So, this means that since hell is like prison, almost everyone whose done their time will be able to live a peaceful life... or err... afterlife in heaven. Provided that your time done ends before Judgment Day. During Judgment Day, its a whole different set of teeth. Think it as Your final hearing before the jury (God Almighty). And that He is also your Judge and defence attorney... boy that sucks. and the worst part is you're not wearing anything and your sins take up their oath on a colour screen plasma 'larger than average' TV. If you make it through the hearing, you get out of jail free, otherwise... its the eternal bighouse for you.

And then there's the merit (pahala) and demerit (dosa) system. You follow the rules you get merits (pahala), and if you don't or do something wrong, you get demerits (dosa)... which entitles you to a certain amount of time in hell. Not your cup of tea? Well, thats how it works and like i said... Life is your probationary period... so that He knows whether your good enough for heaven... so cheers to Life!
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Speaking of cheers, My dad put's up a good argument of whether alcohol is indeed haram. Go and read the Quran translation (in english by Yusof Ali) and you'll understand why most eyes open wider than after listening to the mundane drawlings of that imam in the masjid you go to for Friday Prayers.

I think i've given suffice rant-ing.

Totally random: Frankenstein hates you

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

i rock

I rock.
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Me: Ariff! you ate my ice-cream
My brother: No!
Me: It was in the freezer for a month you know, I was gonna throw it away...
My brother: Oh, no wonder i sakit perut...
Me: YOU DID EAT THE ICE-CREAM!
My brother: NO!!!
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Denial is not just a river in egypt mate...

I think he bonked his head with golf balls one too many times... lol!

Random: Gimme a lamb kobidi kebab lite...

Monday, July 24, 2006

toootally random

TOOOTALLY RANDOM

I feel my arse growing roots from sitting in one place too long. It's not funny. Finally got down to last resort: Wasting money on sms-ing ppl... yeh...
That and i wrote a poem about what the world is coming too as well and what should be done i guess... so i says: I'm too fun to be a human robot! *grins and bounces around throwing flowers*
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HUMAN ROBOT

Satirical formula that appeases the nations,
Walking around following station to station,
Gasping for breath as you run out of patience,
A real human does live only in probation.

The robot takes over for human-kind,
thinks alike and with like of mind,
This robot is not of steel behind,
But of flesh and bone like yours or mine.

Eloquent speech and body perfection,
He or she sits through idle opression,
Plastic as ever benign depression,
To comform without whim and without suggestion.

Dumbed down is society governed by throne,
Intellect hijacked, memories owned,
Free will and thinking is all away thrown,
leaving you and i to each his own.

Can you speak up? can you suggest?
Can you deny to bring out your best?
Forget all programmes, put you to the test,
And see that you have much more than the rest.
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Noice eh? In other words: Use your brains and think for yourselves damnit! don't let the media/government propaganda/conspiracy theories think for you!

(To Raimie: Read this Mr. Smile-lines! and rate it, cos i know its good...)

It's almost dinner time... I think it's kuzi ayam kot... yummyness... *stomach growls*
Speaking to Nourma about stuff like hooking up (what guys i should go on dates with), and i shoot down every suggestion she ever makes saying that he's soooooooooooo not my type... but thinking twice about it, belum cuba belum tau rite? Damn you malay catch-phrases!!!

P/S: New story up in Project Aries... go look!
P/S/S: I broke a nail... how blonde... hahahahahhaahah...

Sunday, July 23, 2006

arsed my foot

ARSED MY FOOT...

And it hurts like the buggery. That is my current overused phrase for now. Reason being I DID arse my foot by faling down and it DOES hurt like the buggery as it is now sprained.

Anyhoo, here's some pichas of my pet cat, Armand's, early birthday gathering with the RSGC clan...


The cake Posted by Picasa


Armand and the cake, bazli's hand and my soister in white... oh yea... and zuri's baju... Posted by Picasa


After he got cakefaced Posted by Picasa


Semua orang!!! Posted by Picasa


Bazli, me and Naf Posted by Picasa


Farah Amirah, Yunnie and Bazli the pig Posted by Picasa


Iskandar and Zita Posted by Picasa

For the love of Armand, i sprained my foot. So there...