random day

RANDOM DAY...
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sigyn and loki
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This *points up* is my current favourite illustration of the norse god Loki and his wife Sigyn. I was browsing through some information about Valkyries and Valhalla for my current pet project when i came across the gods and goddesses and shyte, ie: Odin and Freya. Very interesting stuff when you read about divinity. The people in the old worlds knew damn well how to write stories.
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Anyways, i have exams on the 7th and a swimming gala on the 5th. So the plan is to study, go for Actorlympics, study some more, Attend Swimming Gala and cause an uproar in the order of things and do the trials. SEE! I'VE GOT MY PLATE FULL OKAY!
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Come to think of it, I still have thinking (s)kills homework and the vertical chem tutorials to do... dammit. The workload is harassing... So i shall shove off now... Im doing my work in the library today so the comps gonna be on (et tu msn) playing some music to soothe the violent and lazy beast that is me... to lull me into a deep unnatural studying slumber... damn superimposable smartness... Intelligence is undervalued and luck is too stupid to comprehend. Cheers before i go shove it. Oh poo. :-(

ACTORLYMPICS RETURNS

ACTORLYMPICS RETURNS!
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Yes! The most hilarious attempt at Drew Carrey's Who's Line Is It Anyway is back! I went to one of the shows back in December owh-five (last year laa). Two thumbs (3 - in Hafiz's case) way up to all those people involved. Man, this is the kinda shizzit i'd love to be involved in. I think i actually have a post about December's Actorlympics in here somewhere *rummages through piles of archives* Here it is! Check the archives in May 2005.


The front


The back
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Mucho quote backlash from a previous post... i have gotten around to reading what i wrote beginning of last year... gee... that makes this blog 2 years old... *gasp*
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"This shows that my brain HAS decided to split and sent in her droid to fill in... *beep* "
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"And my naivety let me tell mark about Nenda-ki's Belgian Chocolate stash... Now i have to share... Smart Aishah, smart... "
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"my brain clocked in on semi-permenant vacation... BOO! It gets a vacation and i dont? So not fair! "
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Eh, eh hows my redition of good morning malaysia...
"GOOD MOURNING MALAYSIA!!! WE MOURNING FOR THE LOSS OF SLEEP AND THE BEGINNING OF YET ANOTHER DRASTIC TRAFFIC JAM THAT THREATENS TO SUCK OUT ALL YOUR SANITY BY THE DAYS END! ON A HAPPIER NOTE... J-LO IS HAVING TWINS! BIG-BUTT IS GONNA HAVE 2 LITTLE MINI-BUTTS! THAT AFTER SOME SERIOUS SHTOINKING… BUT LET NOT GO THERE!! HERE’S THE NEW SINGLE I didn’t wanna play it BY SOME BLONDE I CANT SING MUCH BUT I HAVE HUGE BOOBS GIRL CALLED I LIKE DAISIES! ENJOY!"
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"i was like whoa! Freedom!! I can taste thee!!! narhar! But A'Levels peeked out around the corner and yelled ner ner ner ne ner ner! You gotta go through me first!!! Mwaahahahahaha!! "
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"Yours trully,
The demandingly innocent Phat. "
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"I've been thinkin there has to be a reason for my being like this. You cant just come into this godforsaken world as an incomplete individual, there has to be a reason... My guess is that if i were complete I'd be very, very dangerous. "
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"No, i meant... HERE! Okay enough with the staring gig... "
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"Yea... and FYI, the goodie bag had the gambars from bubblegum.com... talk about ultimatecuteness... and the scrumptious bum is mine... nyerhahahah!!! "
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"Okay monologueing... i seem to do that alot nowaday. Heck i might even produce split personality and lackabrain disorder... someone loan me a brain. Gua punya blain tak mau stat laa... teh tarik pon tak jadi... lerrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... "
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"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO DO BY TAKING AWAY OUR HOLS??? NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM HOLIDAY DEPRAVATION... TRUST ME!!! "
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Come to think of it... those quotes are funny... hahaha...
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must... watch... actorlympics... *drools*

hello? is this thing on?

HELLO? IS THIS THING ON?
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Yes, hellooooo? *knocks microphone head* test, test, tesssssssst... one two, mic-check-one-two... *clears throat* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Heh-heh... *grins*
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Product of studying for 2 hours. *looks up and sighs* There has to be a better way to get information into my head faster and get an A. Chem is hard man... :S
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What we all do in the incompleted A'Levels Common Room:
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5 year old Mark, normal looking Sel and Mabs


Anas and Mabs (why does she always look like this?)


Anand (no comment)


The first Jeans Ad...


The second jeans ad.
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I'm not in there cos im the one taking the pichas... haha!

Kiss The Cook

KISS THE COOK...
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So, yesterday i tried making the Ciabatta Meat Sandwich that i decided to emulate from one of the cooking shows on the telly. It worked! I realised that it's good for campus-living people as it's not that expensive and it's healthy and fast to make... 20 minutes or so (give or take 10 depending on how yo uwant your meat)
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The ingredients:
1 loaf of ciabatta bread (or any large french-type loaves)
1 lemon
1 piece of rump steak
olive oil
dried rosemary
dijon mustard
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The How-to:
1. put your bread in the oven for a few minutes so that it's warmed up... (it's not toast)
2. smother your beef in a "little-bit" of olive oil and sprinkle dried rosemary on it
3. put the smothered meat into a plastic bag (clean one!) and use your fist or any available blunt object and pound it into a pulp mass... (haha... but seriously)
4. heat up skillet until really really hot and throw meat in and let cook until you deem fit.
5. putmeat onto a shallow bowl and add a little bit more olive oil and squeeze all the lemon juice onto the piece of meat.
6. cut ciabatta lengthwise so it looks kinda like a hotdog bun and spread a good amount of dijon mustard on each side and put meat in.
7. mix the contents of the shallow bowl (the lemon juice, meat juices and olive oil) and pour it into the sandwhich.
8. squish sandwich into edible mouth size (listen to the slurping noise, the noise of all that juice seeping into the bread), take a good hearty bite and chew.
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There, a hearty meal for the hearty student... It's really gooooood... im eating one now... haha!
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At about 12:15, i have training... at the gym. The weather has been so hot since Chinese New Year. for the past 2 days, there has been sun until 7:30 at night... I know some of you are thinking "What about sun 'till 7: 30? We get sun 'till really really late..." Well, I'm in malaysia. Leave me alone.
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I cant blog now... decided to do flensta sveys... bye...

Pressurised

Pressurised...
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i think like a guy: you threaten me, i threaten you and i screw up your life because you started it and because i can.
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Isn't that true members of the male society? Well, maybe for a majority... but up and coming are the level-headed panic-driven let's-think-about-it-for-a-second kinda guys. So... difficult to comprehend.
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I'm taking a break from studying chem right now... I really really really hate/loathe/abhor this whole studying thing... i think my best friend would be powerpoint if i had the choice. All this sucking up and spewing out selected information is really taking up a huge chunk of my brain... And what's worse is that the exams that i'm going to take will actually determine my whole life. Talk about wasted.
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The next generation will be soooooooooo fucked. They'd have to come up with another grade of smart. They need to come up with something higher than a PhD...
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I shall stop ranting now... Nazdrovia!

A'Levels drama

A'LEVELS DRAMA...
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Yes Neena! We have the common room... Why? Cos Pancha the cow got sacked! Yay! Yay! And Dr. Rizal is sooooo baik! Much respect for the short guy!
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Anywhoo... my dad just spoke to the short guy regarding my college-ing and it turns out i'm gonna finish doing my biology and chemistry and do business studies for the third A'levs... haish... guess im definitely doing law in the uni. But score on the successful droppage of math! hahahaha!!! joy!
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Onwards to the common room and pet project "photoshoot".
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Common Room:
~tile the floor
~repaint the room in a new and more decent looking coat of black
~add the hight bars for the photoshoot
~furnish the interior
~close up the window cracks with greeting cards
~stick up bullshit posters
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Photoshoot:
~have a meeting for the aliases and funny quotes
~print out the criminal bars
~get the barcodes done
~get the lighting fixed
~buy poster paint
~discuss props
~make-up scheme
~hair gel?
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A quote from me:
If i came up with the shizzit, then i'm gonna follow up with some damn good shizzit.

the four fours

THE FOUR FOURS...
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So, It's tuesday... after a gruelling session of Chemistry. I got Dr. Rizal to tell his henchmen to do the background paint job for the photoshoot in the common room and he said that it should be a permanent for the room... I thought "Yay!" And the furniture in the common room is not that bad... but its not that grand either so the verdict: The college is not THAT useless. We're getting the pool table cos everyone did kickass in the exams and a fridge so we can stuff tubs of Ben & Jerry's ice cream and hide vodka in mineral water bottles and JD in apple juice canisters and have all the teachers get drunk after drinking fake juice and water and excuse themselves from class... My batch RULES!
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I asked someone out and 5 minutes later i realised that we are two different species of monkeys and exams were very very very near... no time for stupid hook-ups... haish...
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I fell and hit my head on the side of the door... My head hurts but instead of lying down in agony i stare at the screen in contentment. I still have to finish the chemistry practicals thingy thing... borrowed the paper off Mark. I hope there's no thinking skills (thinking kills) because i wanna do up the common room ASAP. So much to do... so little time and money!
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Something my pet squirrel said which is so comel:
me's been studying
but exam still far far
study make exam look farer
but when no study
exam look near near
so crap one how the whole system works
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Sounds like a song... hahahahah!!! I should study to make the exam look far far... but i like to play and so the exam looks near near. I hate exams! huaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!

Vocabularistupification

VOCABULARISTUPIFICATION.
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I just realised how dull my life would be without all the words that i use... intelligent, obscene, vulgar, non-intellectual, smartassed, snide and quick... not to mention (appropriately) funny!
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So, i'm here preparing a week before the big photoshoot for the college's pet project. Yesh, we are shoosting and we are the models... Props are questionable. Shall have to have a meeting with the council tomorrow at lunch and another one with the good doctor (Datin's Son laa) at, well... not exactly sure about when that'd be...
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The former to discuss the shoosting and the latter to discuss what im gonna do with my life til i fuck off and die... yes... Aishah has to go for councelling... study councelling... because my results weren't that great... i dispise/loathe/abhor exams now and forever more.
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The photoshoot will include mugshots, avantguarde, GQ, Vogue, Galaxy (no matter how tacky it is) and some questionable fun shots such as some proper perfume model shots... nastayyy! Oh yea, and if there is extra time... Manja shots for all! hahahahaha!!!
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And when i get home, it's fun with adobe modifications! HA!
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Okay, definite that i have shown great interest towards this one guy, and definitely i think too much about the nons and wee's of the relationship (FRIENDS! FRIENDS! I SHALL NOT THINK FURTHER! i think... *grins*) but, it is time i oodled up social prejudice and re-consider human flaws and bite his macho arse! Starting with a little peck on the cheek... haha! Just the other day i was talking to a friend about my love for bravado and the fact that i use it alot. (bravado - attempt of one to show bravery in words.)
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Here's some exaamples of bravado and non-bravados that i've thought up...
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bravado: if you drop my apple, i'll kick you
(i can't kick to save my life)
not bravado: come here and i'll smack you with my book
(i actually do even smack people with large slappity things for FUN!)
bravado: shut up or ill bite you
(there's nothing i can do if you don't wanna shut up... i'm not your mother)
not bravado: i'll bite you if you look at me cutesy again
(if you wanna look cutesy, i will think it's cute and bite you for it)
bravado: i swear i'm gonna shoot you
(i can't shoot you, even if i did, it wont hurt... i have no gun)
not bravado: i'll pinch you
(run and hide!)
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Soo... members of the male society. What would you do if a lady asked you out in a civil manner and how (if that would be the case) would you turn her down and not have her bite your head off.
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Oh! And from Monday onwards: I shall turn into a loser, study like a righteous nerd and have no social life. Or at least that's what my intention is *gawk at the words "no social life" for a few minutes* O-shitticisms! No social life! How cruel is the british system! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

feck

FECK!
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Feck! Feck! Feck! Feck! Feck! Feck! Feck! Feck! Feck! Feck! Feck! Feck! Feck!
A'Levs results came out today and they made me wait for bad ones... haish... serves me right to go into an improper college... with bad teachers... and being lazy.
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Prissy after the results and had Mark get me an ice-cream sundae from McDonalds... and watched Memoirs of A Geisha... must see... im proud of Michelle Yeoh...
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You must also watch Pride and Prejudice to improve your english.
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A result of my resolutions... (feck you!)
New years' resolutions:
1. Get fit (on it)
2. Go into Nottingham Uni (pondering much)
3. Don't agitate parental units too much (fail)
4. Study more (trying)
5. Play less (nehhehheh... heh...)
6. Practice guitar more often and be super good by the end of the year (on it!)
7. Save money (FAIL! BROKE ADY!)
8. Podcast (pending)
9. Sign up for OKU and reap most excellent benifits (uhh... up to parental units)
10. Less indulgment on contentment (wtf?! I still don't know why i wrote this)
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That is all.

i found my present!

I FOUND MY PRESENT!
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Yes I did! And it happens to be *gasp and drumroll* a GUY! But i don't really know what's going on with us though... Confusing much now... But i'm most sure that we're friends. I'm not into the whole "i love you" gig cos i dont believe in love so i was thinking much on "special" friends geddit? lol!
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By the way, It's now just after "that" time of month so yea, according to scientific research: Ovulating. Hahahahahahaha!!! Oh yea, you know what that means! So i was chatting on msn with my friend yesterday yea and it was ass funny! Here's the conversation:
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Anyways, so it starts with me eplaining the days events to a friend of mine and it leads to...
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Guy Friend: haha... "funny" dreams
Me: yes, very "funny" dreams
Me: interestingly "funny" cos i wake up and im all like wtf? i can DO that?
Guy Friend: then woke up to find tht there was "wet weather" down south
Me: hahaha, yeaaaaaaa... not that wet
Guy Friend: did u tell him abt the "funny" dream?
Me: noooooooooooooo! are you nuts?
Guy Friend: haha good
Me: thats suicide!
Guy Friend: well if u did u both probably could be "funny" buddies
Me: i was thinkin of that... he's very fit
Guy Friend: and u'd end up in a "funny" situation... ahahahahahahaa
Me: but he doesnt do that, hahahahaha... funny lah you no inverted commas
Guy Friend: haha heyyy i can be "funny" too, i enjoy gettng "funny" just as the next person
Me: hahaha... but only with you designated "joker" kan?
Guy Friend: hahhaa yeaa or i could be "funny" with myself while watching "america's funniest home videos"
Me: ooo... thats "funny" shit man...
Guy Friend: haha yeaaa damn "funny". keeps me "happy"
Me: oh yea, another thing about smalam was we passed this shop called "oh sushi" and you know what i said?
Guy Friend: you noticed he was "happy" by the look of his pants? uhhuh
Me: "hey cool, orgasmic induced name!"
Guy Friend: ahahahaha
Me: so the whhole time we was talking about straws, forks and oh sushi
hahahahaha
Guy Friend: im imagining the person was using sushi in pretty "funny" ways
Me: most fun
Guy Friend: unagi
Me: very "funny"
Guy Friend: probably was induced by unagi
Me: hahah unagi you say? might be right its damn eel-ish and long ya? Hahahahahahahhaah "funny" animal
Guy Friend: hahahaha but i dont need unagi tho i have my own "unagi" to keep ppl "happy"
Me: rite you do! dunno about antonio* tho i have problems with his unagi
cos its very tensioning... and its in my ddreams
Guy Friend: its very tensioning? whts wrong with his unagi?
Me: well
Guy Friend: doesnt want to swim in the right direction?
Me: nothings wrong with it its just in he real "funny" situations nothing lyddat happens so dissapaointing
Guy Friend: disappointing?
Me: cos he plenty stamina for "jokes" and real i mean real life
Guy Friend: how do you know he has high stamina? he tells u abt his "funny" life?
Me: he's very saporty and does breakdancing too nono gila wanna tell me his "funny" life
Guy Friend: haha well.. depends rite...
Me: he didnt even tell me if he passed first base yet lol
Guy Friend: how long does it take u to get "maximum happiness" usually?
Me: i dunnooo... seriously... never tried
Guy Friend: i mean.. self induced
Me: *grins*
Guy Friend: maximum happiness
Me: for me to know... you must never know my jokes i keep to myself
"jokes"
Guy Friend: hahaha okaaaaaay "jokes" must share with friends what but anywayz.. he high stamina also, depends on how long it takes you rite if you are fast... dwayne* also can
Me: hahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHA!!! ooo... really?
Guy Friend: u should only look for high stamina if u are slow buuuuuuut what is more important...
Me: is that a bad thing?
Guy Friend: is his "creativity" in "making jokes"
Me: seriously im so dumb at this making "jokes" ... dunno i shall never know i guess
Guy Friend: haha yeaa but i guess since he is flexible and all
Me: but in my dreams his "jokes" are really "funny"
Guy Friend: he can get into pretty good... "joke telling positions"
Me: ooo... you are making me feel quite "happy" thinking about this
Guy Friend: haha.. im pretty "happy" too myself if we go on we'd probably hv to "tell jokes to ourselves" later hahahahahahaa
Me: "joke telling positions" but i wont go that far lah...
Guy Friend: sure u wont... but hey, no harm to dreeaaaaaaaam abt them
Me: personal question if you dont mind
Guy Friend: ok sure
Me: you and your chic... any jokes shared? major "jokes"
Guy Friend: hmm... well... the current one.. everything except that my unagi dint get to swim into any deep damp caves sadly
Me: okay
Guy Friend: unless u count upstairs to be a cave
Me: its not sad
Guy Friend: hahahaha
Me: patients is a virtue
Guy Friend: sad for my unagi hahahaa well yea
Me: i have plenty much patients
Guy Friend: but its quite hard tho.. if previously u have been telling heavy jokes at least 3 times a week for the past 2 years
Me: malas wanna cari boy
Guy Friend: and suddenly.. death... no more jokes
Me: poor you!!!!
must be sad... very sad...
Guy Friend: yeaaaaaaaaa... but even so.. i'd rather die than pay for jokes
Me: yes! i agree
Guy Friend: why pay when u can get it for free
Me: jokes shouldnt be payed for...
Guy Friend: hahaha
Me: jokes should be given freely... ehehehehehhe
Guy Friend: haha the more the merrier :P
Me: ooo i dunno about that i like one on one jokes more
Guy Friend: before i die, i wanna try telling jokes to two ppl at once atleast once
Me: no shit? Wow big audience can you handle the laughs though?
or have enough jokes
Guy Friend: but other thn tht... my unagi has season parking in one parking bay only
ooo im pretty sure
Me: and the parking bay payed in full ady cannot forfeit or share
Guy Friend: hahaha
Me: no such thing
Guy Friend: but it'll be nice to try double parking at least once tho haha
Me: double parking hahahah you gotta find the right place laa
Guy Friend: haha kaaay my unagi getting excited already hahaha
Me: hahaha chill laa hahahaha, you know our "TALK" very decent kan? small ppl tak fahm
Guy Friend: hahahaha, yeaaaaaaaaaaaa

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And here is my favourite article for the first trimester, you must read it!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,1056-1988765,00.html
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Good night all... *grins*