A good many things have flooded into the sekretblog because the ovaries are being annoying and stuff happened that I am not in liberty to discuss. It's about me and not other people so worry not thy pretty little head.

So, Marriage is the word for the week... Again thanks to Lord Soso and Kynakyns (different marriages by the way) and i've decided to add on the engagement rings that I had posted HERE.

Wedding bands are supposed to be simple and considering the 3-stone iBraggiotti ring that I'm fawning over, this Moebius Strip inspired wedding band is just perfect.

(http://www.etsy.com/listing/25283140/mobius-wedding-or-committment-ring-in)

Etsy stores FTW. It'd be perfect in platinum with the spouses name engraved on the inside.

I'm going to Soundwave *boingboingboing*

And a gay guy SAVES THE DAY! At the beach, i mean, and almost dislocated my shoulder but whatever la. hahahaha...

Day at the beach ogling a multitude of good looking men.

YEAAAAAAAY!

I finally watched A Curious Case of Benjamin Button and now I have a pseudo New Orleans accent talking in my head.

BUT
Rene sounds so... :3
(ignoring the fact that he's a baddie in True Blood. Ha.)

Gambit. :3 :3 :3
Have always loved the Cajun accent more.

An email from the Bossman informed me that I had sent out the right date of the wrong month. My reply?

"omg... OHMYGOD*sends addendum email*

thankyou..."

Yes, because I'm special like that.

Oh, and I bought 18 dollars worth of chocolates yesterday. It's 80 grams but well worth it. I love orange ganache in chocolate.

And these grapes suck, the ones I'm currently consuming. Oh, well, it's still fiber.

Also also, I may have a gang to go for Soundwave because if Don K stays true to his word he's going to introduce me to some of his friends who have similar tastes in music to yours truly.

By the way Baked Garlic Fries... nomnomnom...

Sekian,

It's over and now I'm lazy.
I'm re-installing all the Sims 3 things that i have and making sure they all work right.

Oh, did I mention I've received my ticket for Soundwave in March? Hyyeaaaaaasssssss I'm a happy little kitten.

Last installation an then I can play... Bahaahahahah... Long time :|

Most of the time, when I have to work, nonsense happens.

Me (7:32 PM)

WHAT YOU DOING?

Grampooh (7:33 PM)

I WERKING

lol

Me (7:34 PM)

OKAY THAT'S COOL

Grampooh (7:35 PM)

LOL

WHAT YOU DOING?

Me (7:36 PM)

I'M SHOUTING IN MY HEAD

AND DOING WERK TOO

I LIKE SHOUTING IN MY HEAD

MAKES ME THINK IM CRAZY

ALSO I THINK IM QUITE HILARIOUS

Grampooh (7:40 PM)

HAMAGAD UR HILARIOUS

Me (7:40 PM)

WHY THANK YOU

Grampooh (7:40 PM)

LETS JUST SHOUT ALL DAY

Me (7:40 PM)

I THINK THAT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA!

SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT

Grampooh (7:40 PM)

YAY

SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT

Me (7:40 PM)

WHY IS YOUR FONT SIGNIFICANTLY BIGGER THAN MINE?!

Grampooh (7:41 PM)

I HAVE NO IDEA

Me (7:41 PM)

I JUST REALISED

YAY!

Grampooh (7:41 PM)

MAYBE BECAUSE I AM AWESOMER!

YAY!

Me (7:41 PM)

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME!

Grampooh (7:41 PM)

NO ITS BECAUSE I AM AWESOMER!

Me (7:41 PM)

OMG I DO SOUND CRAZY

I AM CRAZY!

Grampooh (7:41 PM)

DO I AWESOME?

Me (7:41 PM)

WHEEEEEEEE

DO YOU AWES- NO I AM AWESOMEREST

Me (7:42 PM)

I WILL NOW SHOUT WITHOUT PUNCTUATION

Grampooh (7:42 PM)

DO I AWESOME!!!

Me (7:42 PM)

I AM AWESOME

Grampooh (7:42 PM)

I AM AWESOMERESTEST

Me (7:42 PM)

IF I READ THIS AGAIN TOMORROW I WILL WTF

I AM AWESOMERESTESTESTNESSESS

Grampooh (7:43 PM)

I AM WTF-ING NOW

Me (7:43 PM)

I WANT STEAK

Grampooh (7:43 PM)

I AM AWESOMERESTESTESTNESSESSTESSTESSNESSTESSS

Me (7:43 PM)

TESTICULARITY

Grampooh (7:43 PM)

STEAK SOUNDS GREAT

I WOULD WANT ONE TOO

Me (7:44 PM)

YOU HAVE TWO TESTICULARITIES YOU DONT NEED ANOTHER ONE

Grampooh (7:44 PM)

I WANT STEAK TOO

Me (7:44 PM)

I FINISHED A WHOLE BAG OF MNMS

Grampooh (7:44 PM)

NOW U MADE ME WANT STEAK

Me (7:44 PM)

I AM KING

KING OF PERSUASIVITY

Grampooh (7:44 PM)

U HAS DINGDONGS?

Me (7:44 PM)

I NO HAS

I HAS JAYJAY

Grampooh (7:44 PM)

U HAS DINGDONGS

U FREAKY

Me (7:45 PM)

DINGDINGS IS A CANDY YES

Grampooh (7:45 PM)

U KING

Me (7:45 PM)

I KING OF AWESOME

Grampooh (7:45 PM)

U HAS DINGDONGS

Me (7:45 PM)

I KING OF OPPOSITE DAY ALSO

Grampooh (7:45 PM)

AND APPARENTLY OPPOSITE SEX TOO

Me (7:45 PM)

IT WOULD BE GREAT IF I HAS DINGDONG

Me (7:46 PM)

THEN I NO NEED TO HAVE PMS

Grampooh (7:46 PM)

U IS WEIRD

Me (7:46 PM)

I IS

IS NOT SAD

Grampooh (7:46 PM)

IS HAS DINGDONGS IS HAPPY

Grampooh (7:47 PM)

EPIC DINGDONGS OF HAPPINESS

Me (7:47 PM)

YOU REALISE I HAVE TO BLOG THIS WTF

I THINK EPIC DINGDONG WOULD HURT

Grampooh (7:47 PM)

WHAT TA FAK IS I SAYING

Me (7:47 PM)

I DONT KNOW

YOU WEIRD

Grampooh (7:47 PM)

NO YOU WEIRDER

Me (7:47 PM)

YOU WEIRDEST

Grampooh (7:48 PM)

YOU WEIRDEREST

Me (7:48 PM)

YOU WEIRDERESTESTEST

Grampooh (7:48 PM)

TESTICALS

Me (7:49 PM)

TESTICULAR

Grampooh (7:49 PM)

Y U TALK CRAP

Me (7:50 PM)

cos i can

OMG I FORGOT TO SHOUT

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I'm special like that.

I have been having some funky ass dreams which I obviously can't remember anymore. Dream recording machine, cepatlah invent!

Anyway, ad verbum from my twitter:
I feel like I should post a word from the dictionary a day and stick relevant lols with it. But I couldn't be arsed.

What I mean is I should have a word from the dictionary every time I post and i'll have some form of amusing media to follow it just to prove a point. Key words: Amusing Media.. Yes, that means things which have some serious lulz.
Obviously this series will start from A and it will start as soon as I find me a dictionary. No, I don't have a dictionary in my apartment. We have Google for that.

Oh my god! The Moebius Strip Project!

How many things can I make using the moebius principle? No, I'm not gonna do math, I hate math. I like money. I like counting money and counting how much money I can make from my existing money... But I hate math.

But I will make things...

Behh... at least making things like the moebius strip isn't as hard as the black hole principle. Oh, I die. It's a good thing I didn't aspire to become a physicist. I'll fail so hard.

Thinks that pop up into my head at 7PM:
If the milky way has a super massive black hole in the middle of it which sucks in the star systems and planets, albeit slowly, but the universe is said to be expanding continuously until it reaches the point of inertia... Doesn't that make both processes moot?