Me: PACE YOURSELF!

Other me: Wha- *faceplants into wall*

Other other me: HAHAHAH... dork.

Me: Oy...

4-years is just gonna have to suck it up cos I am going hunting.

This calls for a 'bruahaha...' so BRUAAHAHAHAHAHA...

Also, The InvisibleManInTheSky forgot to endow me with anti-slip.

I fell on my chair.

Then I fell OFF my chair.

Juneseybunesy couldn't stop laughing.

I love my friends, srsly.

Add on:

CUFFLINKS GALORE~!!!

Who knows why I'm so deeply into the world of the occult. Surely my religion had classified it as Syirk.

Are 'syirk' and 'blaspheme' the same thing cos according to wikimalay 'syirk' is 'blaspheme'.

I reiterate my going to the land of brimstone and the-floor-is-always-LAVAAAA! On the other hand, I'm pretty sure the rest of *cough* humanity *cough* wouldn't get a Go-To-Heaven-Free pass anyway. We all pop into the eternal oven first unless one died at birth...

Also... I should start work.

Oh and by the way,

I Don't Wan't To Get Married

A student called Catherine Isaboke wrote it but hahahaha *cough* hahahaha *cough* ha *BARF* what a load of crap.

I finished mmy DS1 stuff... now for the PD2 stuffs and the 2D CAD stuffs... and then a break for a week from the hell that is work.

Which is actually quite fun.

XD

Douchey and I, on DS2: Retail.

Me:

*ill be doing shops and shit

Douchey:

*that sounds not so fun

Me:

*no...

Douchey:

*i prefer doing food eating space

Me:

*i could make like a ralleh metuls metul store right

*and make it like the blackest black there ever was

Douchey:

*yeaaaah

Me:

*and put a bunny with big pointy teeth

Douchey:

*and make that shade of black into a door

Me:

*so it can eat stupid people

Douchey:

*yeaaaah

*seriously, make the door and the wall into one

*that'd be awsum

*or a drawbridge for a door

*thats metuls

Me:

*hahah thou shalt not flee from the black store

*hahahaha

Me:

*and a bloodmoat

Douchey:

*till u buy stuff

*then u can leave

Me:

*ahahah

Douchey:

*or if you're really really really late for a movie

Me:

*shoplifters will be crucified

Douchey:

*yeay

My thumbdrive had a bath today. So did my camera's memory card. It came out of the spin cycle smelling like soap.

It still works.

I guess that's one way to get rid of viruses...

OH!

And Douchey passed me Google Vid for a Made-for-TV Movie based on one of Terry Pratchet's Discworld books: The Colour of Magic.

Obviously the book is tonnes better because sarcasm is that much funnier in my head. And the Grim Reaper dousn't sound so crackly.

brother aint getting shit from me for a loooooooong time.

piece of shit wont even help do small errands.

Okay,

I admit it...

I'm a sucker for macabre theatrics and cartoons. cartoonish macabre theatrics?

ho ho ho ho...

Yesh...
Avenged Sevenfold's A Little Piece of Heaven.
I find it amusing.

By the by,

What do you get when Neil Gaimen and Terry Pratchett get into a fight?

Good Omens, a book I have yet too buy and read.

:|

I think I write more or less how I talk, although I say "um..." a lot more than I write it, and will occasionally in conversation drift off in the middle of a sent.... - Neil Gaiman

Love thy neighbour.
Well, somebody has to!

I love my street in a sense that it has an old world charm to it. Neighbours still greet each other and invite one another to the house. My favourite neighbour lives a house to the left from me, a Nyonya couple.

This Nyonya couple we greet daily with great hellos and hand gestures. It's also the only couple I know who still refer to themselves as Dad and Mom which I think is just ridiculously adorable.

Oh and I stumbed upon a quote filled webbie.

There's just too many! Must laugh!

I had a banana because having a bowl of cereal was too much damned work.
Now, I did have a bowl of cereal for dinner last night. Why? Because it was easier than cooking something. There’s really something wrong with me.
- John Scalzi

Knowledge is Power 
Power Corrupts
Study Hard
Be Evil
-Unknown
> Word.
urely you mean "OpenOffice Writer", my home-dawg? 

- Thetorpedodog

"oh look a blue car!"

I remember that *points up* phrase used to put me in giggling hysterics.
But then I'm sick so this post doesn't count.

Brain... leaking... out... of... ear...

Must... takebrainanddrinkitupwith... straw...

Ew. I know. hahahahaha...

Yes, Sha of the iron immune system is sick and until I get better, it's all you'll be hearing about.
No, not pig flooooooo...

Also,
I cant spell diharrea diarhea dayaria dyarhya diarrhea.

Deadlines

Teh flooooooo

Padumpumpum is problematic (or so I thought)

Too much spendage

Major headache

Lack of sleep

Hormonal

Water retention

"I feel fatter"

Feeling yang sangat sedey

The month of June officially

SUCKS MAJOR WADS AND BALLSACKS.