questions

QUESTIONS...

Whys

Why does the answer always sound worse than your actual problem?

Why does life like to give you lemons but you can almost never find the sugar and ice for the lemonade until the 11th hour?

Why can't we all just get along?

Hows

How can one be so smiley yet be so defunct on the inside?

How do you not like who you are but wish for who you will be?

How to count chickens before the eggs hatch?

Whens

When will everyone learn?

When do you know that you've made it?

When will people stand up and give a damn?

Whos

Who gives a shit?

Who is He to makes our destinies?

Who's your daddy?

Wheres

Where has the cheese gone?

Where are you when i need you?

Where's my car?
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Now then... Next hot topic is quirkyness and oddities of my lecturers. The horrors that lie within.

Chocolate Eclairs

CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS...

I made chocolate eclairs... yay me!!! i have no pichas because I ate it all.
*squints and laughs loudly*
Kidding... It's not very pretty but it tastes DEVINE...


Yummmm...


..mmmyyyyyyyyy...

Now then... I have a new hoodie!!! yay!! yay!!! i think i'll take pichas...
*runs away to take pichas and returns with a smug grin*
I also took some of the NEW law books that i bought. Cost the parentals a whopping nine hundred something... ouchies. Why are books so expensive?


The pattern on my hoodie... Why laa would i take a picha of a hoodie. You know what it looks like. Looks like a standard hoodie laa... lerrrr...


My law books...

Here's a picha of the bulan. Enda told us there was gonna be an eclipse. We came out too late... damnit.


Aroooooooo...

Here's Azman and his ollie.













Yea laa, yea laa... So that is all...

Random:
-Alexis On Fire is some good shit.
-My minions miss me... Poor things. LOL!!!
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P/S: Why do people keep calling me the DEVIL????

maximum fun chamber

MAXIMUM FUN CHAMBER...

What is that? Nevermind. I want that built into my loft for future miscreant torture.

Now then, Presentation brought forward to next week. I'm in group 2 for tutorial class. Week 2 is over. Aaaaand I still haven't got all my books. Great.

I want to do a skit like in Actorlympics as a way to raise charity funds. Should be fun. We all can think on our feet. It's no problem for me... But then, we're not professionals...

Alright, forget this shit. I have nothing to write about. God...

slow

SLOW...

If you wake me up before i am ready to move, I move really really slowly. Slow motion resulted by lackadaisical attitude towards... look, hey, i don't like people waking me up when i'm nicely drooling over my nap okay.

Now then. I have 2 things to do for Constitution/Admin Law. Tutorial about United Kingdom's poxy Constitution and Government and an assignment comparing poxy UK and Malaysia. How fun.

Who invented feet? People should've come with wheels and monkeys, wings... Fly my pretties!! FLY!!!

I have to read chapter ONE of my criminal law book. I barely made it to page 5... when do i get to learn how to get away with murder? When ah Mr. Kitson?

I have to buy more law books. I have to pick up old law books from my grandfather's office. I have to do so many things. I have to sleep. I have to blablabla...

I gave Andrew my secret to taking pichas of lightning... damnit. I'm too nice.

smack your what?

SMACK YOUR WHAT?

I apologise for the lack of depth and enginuity in my blog post in the past week. It's just that i have nothing to write about at the moment. In fact, I may not have much to write about for a few more moments as I have just started my degree in law. You may ask 'Whaaaat? Aishah doing law? What, she gila-ah? ishhh...' but it doesn't really matter as there is nothing you can do to change that.

Now then. What's up with the formalities? I have a presentation on Thursday. I've been practicing and therefore, the apparent retardation of my horrible english speaking ways.

What is new you ask? Or, for the rest of you... Wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap?! I reply with a nothing much. Perhaps the sky or ceiling or the ceiling lights and the fan... It's not very amusing for me to answer your mundane questions. Perhaps if you'd have asked me what my feelings were on the current situation between Israel/America and the rest of the world, I would have much more to say then a simple grunt or two. It may, if you're lucky, come out as a complicated grunt and whine or three. I would like, though, to have a nonsensical communion before everyone else leaves for U.K. (not possibly meaning Ulu Kelang).

If you read this, I can only wonder why...

Currently Massively Feeling Anal,
Sha a.k.a Phat a.k.a Toots a.k.a Turdle a.k.a Hurry-up-lah.

A day in a life of a

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN...

Undervalued social service representative. On occation. But what's that got to do with today's post? Absolutely nothing.

Oi! Oii!! According to Afdlin's bloggie, there will be an actorlympics run on NTV7 soon-ish... They start recording with a live audience (like WLIIA) end of this month. Awesome...

And yes, i watched Actorlympics again. This time, Sid came along and he recorded like, half of the show i think... curse the 512mb memory card... cursessssssssss...

Now then, my advice to you: Go read the papers.

*yawn*

*YAWN*

We only serve to READ the bloody law... Now go die.

in uni

IN UNI...

First day: Boring nak mampus. I got sorted... not like harry potterlah...okay, not sorted. STUFFED into my class batch. L2.
Full of reserved people and well, dogs. Tall brown pariahs.
How to cope, how to cope?

Second day: Shifted to L1... the people there are more fun and I guess it's because most of them are kinda new there... Hwaheeheeehohoheh... They're fantastico!
Got my first assignment. Well, not exactly. More like, something to do til the real shit starts.
Makan at the 'Carpark mamak' with Nads, Shrav, Pei Yi and someone else I can't remember.
Found a long lost grade one classmate. Forgot her name too but she recognises me. I'm sorry.
Must be all black and white when i go for legal skills classes. The teacher's name (Ms. Vijaya) sounds odd. Everytime she says it, it sounds like "You can call me Ms. Vagina," and i'm all like wutuhfeck?!

{Hang on... *goes to pee* Rushes back.}

New Amigs: Michelle, Nadia, Iz, Shravan, alah... can't remember all. I think I should do like Mich and make me a stalker list... Oh, isn't it fantastic that they all have the names of my Mutiara butties?

Tomorrow: Finish all my mundane stuff and off to meet the rest of the monkeys for Actorlympics.

Now that you know my plans. If you stalk me, I'll stab you with a spork. Fear the spork or fear nothing!
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P/S: I'm sorry, Rai, for ditching you!!! It was unavoidable!!! *bawls for forgiveness*
P/S/S: I dunno what planet you can bawl for forgiveness but there it is!
P/S/S/S: Sorry Mo, I DON'T have new pichas of my new frens. Not until i have more time with them... har-dee-harhar!

aishah the boy killer

AISHAH THE BOY KILLER...

I'm kidding. Yan's persandingan was this morning. Banyak hal je... Pening pening and have to walk around in the heat for no reason. Wake up early summore...
Because of that, My 'wedding' is gonna be so small. Nikah and dinner for the few people i have known all my life. Skip persandingan and too bad for the rest of you. No need to spend so much money. Buat susah orang je.

Mich left for Ink-land today. A bunch of other ppl are leaving soon. Three months before they come back for winter.

I start Uni this Monday...

Random: I hate skirts.
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Robin Hood: Men In Tights is fookein AWESOME!!!

nobody's girl

NOBODY'S GIRL...

Yea. But let me assure you that the title is not something to lament about. Its a fact. I was telling a fren of mine how it's not very nice to go flirt around with another persons significant other. I mean, betul what? It's almost like home wrecking!!! *falls down and dies*

Personal rule: Don't flirt/crush on with someone elses boyfee... it's not healthy.

Aishah has gotten over GABE!!! 2 Words: Damn Awesome.