slow

SLOW...

If you wake me up before i am ready to move, I move really really slowly. Slow motion resulted by lackadaisical attitude towards... look, hey, i don't like people waking me up when i'm nicely drooling over my nap okay.

Now then. I have 2 things to do for Constitution/Admin Law. Tutorial about United Kingdom's poxy Constitution and Government and an assignment comparing poxy UK and Malaysia. How fun.

Who invented feet? People should've come with wheels and monkeys, wings... Fly my pretties!! FLY!!!

I have to read chapter ONE of my criminal law book. I barely made it to page 5... when do i get to learn how to get away with murder? When ah Mr. Kitson?

I have to buy more law books. I have to pick up old law books from my grandfather's office. I have to do so many things. I have to sleep. I have to blablabla...

I gave Andrew my secret to taking pichas of lightning... damnit. I'm too nice.

smack your what?

SMACK YOUR WHAT?

I apologise for the lack of depth and enginuity in my blog post in the past week. It's just that i have nothing to write about at the moment. In fact, I may not have much to write about for a few more moments as I have just started my degree in law. You may ask 'Whaaaat? Aishah doing law? What, she gila-ah? ishhh...' but it doesn't really matter as there is nothing you can do to change that.

Now then. What's up with the formalities? I have a presentation on Thursday. I've been practicing and therefore, the apparent retardation of my horrible english speaking ways.

What is new you ask? Or, for the rest of you... Wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap?! I reply with a nothing much. Perhaps the sky or ceiling or the ceiling lights and the fan... It's not very amusing for me to answer your mundane questions. Perhaps if you'd have asked me what my feelings were on the current situation between Israel/America and the rest of the world, I would have much more to say then a simple grunt or two. It may, if you're lucky, come out as a complicated grunt and whine or three. I would like, though, to have a nonsensical communion before everyone else leaves for U.K. (not possibly meaning Ulu Kelang).

If you read this, I can only wonder why...

Currently Massively Feeling Anal,
Sha a.k.a Phat a.k.a Toots a.k.a Turdle a.k.a Hurry-up-lah.

A day in a life of a

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN...

Undervalued social service representative. On occation. But what's that got to do with today's post? Absolutely nothing.

Oi! Oii!! According to Afdlin's bloggie, there will be an actorlympics run on NTV7 soon-ish... They start recording with a live audience (like WLIIA) end of this month. Awesome...

And yes, i watched Actorlympics again. This time, Sid came along and he recorded like, half of the show i think... curse the 512mb memory card... cursessssssssss...

Now then, my advice to you: Go read the papers.

*yawn*

*YAWN*

We only serve to READ the bloody law... Now go die.

in uni

IN UNI...

First day: Boring nak mampus. I got sorted... not like harry potterlah...okay, not sorted. STUFFED into my class batch. L2.
Full of reserved people and well, dogs. Tall brown pariahs.
How to cope, how to cope?

Second day: Shifted to L1... the people there are more fun and I guess it's because most of them are kinda new there... Hwaheeheeehohoheh... They're fantastico!
Got my first assignment. Well, not exactly. More like, something to do til the real shit starts.
Makan at the 'Carpark mamak' with Nads, Shrav, Pei Yi and someone else I can't remember.
Found a long lost grade one classmate. Forgot her name too but she recognises me. I'm sorry.
Must be all black and white when i go for legal skills classes. The teacher's name (Ms. Vijaya) sounds odd. Everytime she says it, it sounds like "You can call me Ms. Vagina," and i'm all like wutuhfeck?!

{Hang on... *goes to pee* Rushes back.}

New Amigs: Michelle, Nadia, Iz, Shravan, alah... can't remember all. I think I should do like Mich and make me a stalker list... Oh, isn't it fantastic that they all have the names of my Mutiara butties?

Tomorrow: Finish all my mundane stuff and off to meet the rest of the monkeys for Actorlympics.

Now that you know my plans. If you stalk me, I'll stab you with a spork. Fear the spork or fear nothing!
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P/S: I'm sorry, Rai, for ditching you!!! It was unavoidable!!! *bawls for forgiveness*
P/S/S: I dunno what planet you can bawl for forgiveness but there it is!
P/S/S/S: Sorry Mo, I DON'T have new pichas of my new frens. Not until i have more time with them... har-dee-harhar!

aishah the boy killer

AISHAH THE BOY KILLER...

I'm kidding. Yan's persandingan was this morning. Banyak hal je... Pening pening and have to walk around in the heat for no reason. Wake up early summore...
Because of that, My 'wedding' is gonna be so small. Nikah and dinner for the few people i have known all my life. Skip persandingan and too bad for the rest of you. No need to spend so much money. Buat susah orang je.

Mich left for Ink-land today. A bunch of other ppl are leaving soon. Three months before they come back for winter.

I start Uni this Monday...

Random: I hate skirts.
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Robin Hood: Men In Tights is fookein AWESOME!!!

nobody's girl

NOBODY'S GIRL...

Yea. But let me assure you that the title is not something to lament about. Its a fact. I was telling a fren of mine how it's not very nice to go flirt around with another persons significant other. I mean, betul what? It's almost like home wrecking!!! *falls down and dies*

Personal rule: Don't flirt/crush on with someone elses boyfee... it's not healthy.

Aishah has gotten over GABE!!! 2 Words: Damn Awesome.

Marriage ady?

MARRIAGE ADY?!

Kak Yan IS married to abang Clive!!! Surname: McDonald... no jokes, please... okay, fine, just one. *sings old mcdonald had a farm in falsatto*

Rockages:
-Small family oriented soirees rock total arse.
-No headaches!!!
-Nasi kerabu rocks!
-My grandma was very colour coordinated this morning. Therefore, she rocks too...
-My NEW piercing rocks.
I told Chelley that I don't like Gabe's chic simply because she is his. She couldn't stop laughing. It's true... i can dislike someone over the smallest things... Weird person. Aaaaaaaaand, i'm deeply envious of ppl who live near America... they get to see the coolest bands and i don't. On merdeka day, I say, for once Malaysia... you really suck.



On the other hand... Happy Birthday Malaysia!!! 49 great years with wonder, amazement, jakunisms and crappity all shoved in... I love your food, your colours, races, spasticity, unity and humour... *waves Malaysian flag proudly*
BUT we really need the crappy government to sod off and be a little less self centered. Dontcha think? Death to Rasuah!!!

Random: You are the many warts on the devils hairy bumpy asfixiation in the hands of jesus christ...

moo~

MOO~!!!

Yes, moo.

Item 1: I'm in HELP University College. Scraped in by the hair of my chinny chin chin... (okay, maybe not by the hair of my chinny chin chin...)

Item 2: Moo...?

I have one cousin playing drums, I play guitar (a lil bit only), one playing keyboard (but drummer has issues with her), many that can do vocals (including myself) and all i need now is a bassist. Mngeh. Susah nak persuade parents of cousin to let cousin play bass. They always go for either piano, guitar or violin. Cheh...

Nafisah has no rythm. Too funny! She probably got that from enda. HA-HA! I finally get to say i'm better than her. Sibling rivalry rears its ugly head at last. I'm proud te be more from my dad's side of the family.

One of these days, i will get a complete extended family picha and post it up... I AM PROUD!

What?

WHAT???

Makbusu said that my blog snot interesting anymore... *cries*

Reason: Probably there's nothing interesting to rant about for the moment.

Reason 2: Probably I haven't been too happy with things that have been going on.

Reason 3: Probably my vocabulary is retarding.

Reason4: Probably there's no specific reason. My muse ran away. My indifferent feeling towards feelings suddenly became disinterested in being indifferent. I have found a new hobby (???). I haven't been out. Aaaaaaaaand...i don't feel like being all that funny.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARIL!!! Foo... I'll buy you a frap on Tuesday!!! I promise!!! And you don't owe me teh tarik anymore.

I'm bored.

Uni starts on the 4th. I dunno if i should sing hymns or hide under the table in fear... Contemplating the idea of clashing timetables and carpooling.

Gabe saw Audioslave live. That's not fair. Asshole. Oh, and he's back in Canada... Goes online an hour after getting home. If it were me, I'd be sleeping...

IM BROKE!!!

P/S: Actorlympics is back. RUnning from the 6th to the 10 of September. Glory glory hallelujah!!! hahhahahaha!!! Those who are tagging along with, call me. You know my number.