If/ when and more sabahings

IF / WHEN AND MORE SABAHINGS...
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1. When will i have enough money for anything and everything under the sun?
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Skit (guitar): Okay, i want you to make it a mahogany body and the usual neck, i want the body painted in this print *shows picha of print* and i want the fret inlay as vines and petals or flowers branching out at every fret. Then, make sure you have the guitar not too heavy but not too light as to effect the sound quality. The fret diameter should be i the range of my closed fist. Give me a call as soon as you finish and here's the deposit.
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2. What if I was married to a guitarist/bassist?
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Skit (guitar):
Suamiku: Sha...? Have you seen my favourite fender? I miss it lah...
Me: Eh? All your guitars are in the jamming room lah... Why? Cannot find ke? Skejap, i'll help you find it in a bit.
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And then you ask... why am i writing this?
1) Emo as hell yesterday... feel like shooting the day down.
2) Nak guitar... nuff said.
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Anyway, more of the Sabah pichas!!! *points down...*
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cave snake


cave opening and stuff to collect grade one birds' nest


the yellow and black snake again


green tree snake


kingfisher


cave roaches... eww... gross... bleach!


proboscis mommy with 3 babies


pretty birdie... hehehehe


another pretty birdie...


butterfly


the green tree snake snake again


elephants!


purple orchid
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No more Sabah pichas after this... This is the last installment... So too bad!
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I continue with A'Levs on the 3rd of January... Not enough holidays laa... seriously... I need an average of more than what i have to live... New year is in 2 days... My brother's birthday today... go wish him... he's turned thirteen. He wants a foosball table... i want a fender. So there!

post sabahage

POST-SABAHAGE
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I just came back from Sabah yesterday. Got some nice pichas but it would have been nicer if i had an SLR camera with telephoto lenses plus 700 times zoom... They cost a bomb. But i'm quite happy... naik boat, turun boat, naik stairs, turun stairs, go all natural when we need the loo... Boat shoes saved my butt from hitting the ground and tut the fact that i couldnt go spelunking. And the whole trip i only fell twice! Heehee!!! Here are some pichas of the aminals from the trip.


baby buaya


serpent eagle decided to not stay in the jungle


same serpent eagle...


big 1 foot long gecko in one of the rooms in sukau lodge


the leaf insect thing in sukau lodge


nice bug... pleased that it didn't eat me...


millipede rolled up cos i said hi...


orang utan feeding time


bigass poser laa...


just keep swinging... lala...


huyaaaaaaah!


kicking-the-keeper game...


cannot eat anymore bananas


more posing...


and the yellow and black snake... mildly poisonous...
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Aside from the aminals (deliberate spell error)...
IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE:
1) Mopiko lai-laa (anti-itch)



kicks butt when trying to battle giant human eating insects in the jungle!

Day before sabah

DAY BEFORE SABAH: TODAY
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Tomorrow i go forth to Sabah to go see monkeys! I dont really like simians much... And to get to these beruks i have to go jungle-ing... 4 days in Sabah... 2 of my guys asked me to bring back sabah chics for them and i'm like, im going there for monkeys and the occational hot sabahan male... not chics! ahhahahaha!!!
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I was messing about with the site meter thingy thing rite, and i found out someone from so-cal(i think) checked out my blog... *grins* one day im gna have a house there next to all these fake-ass celebs and my guitar gods(Daron and Tom)... and when they pick up their papers i'll tell them that their nose job looks great. They'll be like "wtf?!" cos i'll be ageing gracefully like most asians (no plastic surgery included). *wider grin* Anyways, i realise that i want a brown balak ... none of that white shit... mix also can, asal ada brown.
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I can play Hypnotize on the guitar now... I'm so proud of myself!(note: I play by ear)... and ive done a few random jamming sessions... By the way, I decided to go hunt for Soundgarden's albums, i hope they still have it here... I found my new love. A Fender stratocaster with a mahogany unpolished body... *drools* And add to the balak bit, he MUST play bass... bassists are *gasp* SEXY!
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Last Saturday was a little outing thing with my old Mutiarans... i'll post up some pichas soon... soon being when i find the cable to transfer the pichas from my digital camera. Yesh, i misplaced it. We killed the arab shop with the manic laughing and heated debates on love, religion, culture, uhh... evolution and god, etc... and much music criticism... lol!
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I'll be back on christmas night. Merry Christmas, happy holidays and all that jazz... dont spike the eggnog!

outing scheme

OUTING SCHEME
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So i went out to One Utama to watch Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe with Mo, Nina, Mark, other Mark, Roland, Jack, Kish, Sel, Kim and her brother at around 2:30pm. Had a Chillis' lunch before the movie and a "getting-lost" marathon after that... plus during the movie came the most horrible thing to ever happen to a GIRL wearing KHAKI pants... it was that ime of month and i wasnt wearing a pad. So, you could guess what happened then... but the movie was good! the lion, Aslan, sounds like Captain Picard from Star Trek... hahahahah!!! More things that boobied up the day was me buying pants and they dont fit cos i didnt wanna try it out cos i had that ladies booboo of the month thing going on... And the other booboo... read on...
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so i went to a shop and asked them how to get out to the main road
and they asked which one?
and i was like well... my sis is in front of italiani
and then i looked up and it said "italiani"
and then i said...
" i feel stupid now..."
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Yea... i really did feel stupid.

Problemo

PROBLEMO
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That's what's happening now... I broke my mic and have to get a new one, and there's a possibility that i might need a synth and a black box thingy for the podcast... i guess i'll have to postpone release till january... that would suck.
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I'm thinking of highlighting my hair by myself today since im staying at home the whole day... quote unquote, idle hands are the devils workshop. I'm so gonna be mincemeat once my dad comes home.
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I bought System Of A Down's new album "Hypnotize"... i think its very good... in your face, oddly lyricked, mixed feelings, hatred to the powers that be, manic guitar playing... yay! I'm getting goosebumps.
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Here's one of they're songs called "Dreaming"

For today we will take the body parts and put them on the wall
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For treated indigenously, digenously
Human right is private blue chip, pry
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(We're the prophetic generation of bottled water, bottled water
Causing poor populations to die, to die, to die)
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For treated indigenously, digenously
Human right is private blue chip, pry
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(We're the prophetic generation of bottled water, bottled water
Causing poor populations to die, to die, to die)
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You, you went beyond
And you lost it all
Why did you go there?
From beyond
You saw it all
Why did you go there?
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For treated indigenously, digenously
Human right is private blue chip, pry
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(We're the prophetic generation of bottled water, bottled water
Causing poor populations to die, to die, to die)
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For treated indigenously, digenously
Human right is private blue chip, pry
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(We're the prophetic generation of bottled water, bottled water
Causing poor populations to die, to die, to die)
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You, you went beyond
And you lost it all
Why did you go there?
From beyond
You saw it all
Why did you go there?
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She lost her mind
Someone kicked her into the back of the line
she lost her head
When they called and said that they thought he was dead
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Dreaming of screaming
Someone kick me out of my mind
I hate these thoughts I can't deny
Dreaming of Screaming
Someone kick me out of my mind
I hate these thoughts I can't de-
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For treated indigenously, digenously
Human right is private blue chip, pry
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(We're the prophetic generation of bottled water, bottled water
Causing poor populations to die, to die, to die)
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You will take the body parts and put them on the wall
And bring the dark disaster
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If you actually listen to this song, it IS (if i must say) a work of art. I urge you to buy it. YOU MUST!