Wanted:

Personal Slave... uhhh... Assistant.

Criteria:

TBA on individual basis + must drive and own car + be able to do the 12 labours of Hercules.

Sigh... C'est impossible!

My quote of the day, also a brainfart:

It's easy to get into a part when the character mirrors your personality. It's when you have to play a part you think you absolutely cannot pull off and then do it with the utmost finesse. Now that's magic.

This made me laugh SO HARD I headdesked.