cool tak?

is there a band called 'Letter to Hades'?

reading Reader's Digest's 5th annual humour edition... funny? More like amusing and for the record, I did laugh at Jackass 1.

I hate to lament but when is it gonna be the 7th of October already??!?!

Edit:

I can't sleep so I go through my old written shit. Guess what I found.
*drumroll*

A skit I thought up on the 11th of January 2003 (Yes, I put a date on the paper).

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Teacher:

Aww... It's alright. Many students who did as well as you did previously didn't get the grades they wanted...

Student:

Oh, I feel so much better now...

[Rolls eyes in sarcasm]

Teacher:

Are you mocking me?

Student:

What's to mock? Like that's some great speech you made...

Teacher:

Dont you dare act like that, young lady!

[Growls]

[Student sneers back]

[Teacher pulls out a teaching wand and extends it to form a staff, this happens within a split second before she lunges towards the student screaming like Xena. Student grabs a book and uses it as a shield blocking the attack. Cue happy music]

Student:

AAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[book over head]

[pause]

Wait, wait...

[looks quizzically to the sound guy]

[everyone freezes, music stops]

Hey, look. Happy song no good for fighting... Apa ni? Lagu drama sikit takde ke?

[stands up and goes backstage. Returns with a giant pencil and puts it on the table]

[goes back to mark]

Okay, ACTION! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[grabs giant pencil off the table to parry the teacher]

Teacher:

Where'd you get the Pencil De Power?

[staff is thrown to the othe side of the room and her sprawled on the floor]

[student scribbles a huge 'L' on the teacher's shirt triumphantly]

[bow and exit stage]

[teacher utterly confused]

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Yea that's pretty much it... Serious brainfart wey.
GENIUS!
hahahahahahhahahaha...